FAO Millionaires: Adopt a Diamond

Further to yesterday’s conversation about Madonna's adoption of the little boy, I have decided to offer myself for adoption by someone rich.

If anyone has a big house and staff and would like me to live with them, please get in touch.

All I ask is that you make a token donation to the place where I am living now (pay off my mortgage and cover all the bills for a few years), accept me into your home and have a team of professionals bring me up as one of your own.

I am completely weaned and potty-trained so no need for a nanny. Driver/bodyguard and an attractive Personal Assistant (preferably one that knows her way around a cocktail menu) would be all that I require to enjoy a fulfilling and rewarding second childhood in your care.

I am currently white, but would be prepared to apply make-up and St Tropez to the desired shade if required. Please note that you will be expected to cover the costs of all drug habits and therapy that arise as a result of any ensuing identity crisis following racial realignment.

same for me please.

And me... Although, I have to point out, I'm far higher maintainence than Ron or Colin...

Snorri xxx

I bet a few people spit things at their PCs when they read Snorri's post.

COLIN-what happened to you last night mate.I missed you.Everything ok?Are you at WOLVES or WEMBLEY?

SENSIBLE MICK wrote: COLIN-what happened to you last night mate.I missed you.Everything ok?Are you at WOLVES or WEMBLEY?

what have you done with rocket?

People said i was NORMAL last night!

Rocket – wrote a lovely reply to your question but found a new way of deleting it before it was posted – pressing ctrl and R for a complete refresh of the empty screen.

I’ve just changed my job and my new handlers were not impressed by my request to take most of the month off to follow New Order. I was going to do it anyway (rebel that I am) but then came down several wet stairs and broke some ribs. Of course, I needed time off to slump in a chair full of strong pain-killers after that.

Manfully braved Bournemouth but missed out on Newkie and Blackpool. Managed to sell tickets to both, so not out of pocket for once! Ironically, I’ve been asked to work in Glasgow on Thursday and Friday of this week, so will watch the Order on full expenses. Not sure how this all fits in with GlasVegas’s plans for Thursday night but man in the night time, man in the morning as the Dutch say…

I’ve still got tickets for Wemberlee and Wolves. Wemberlee’s not likely (BIO needs me just as much as Bernard does) but Woles is a maybe. It would be a shame to let the opportunity to get drunk and ignore the Corby, Derby and Belgrade Orders all at the same time.

So, anyone want to buy a Wemblee standing ticket?

Diamond White wrote: Rocket – wrote a lovely reply to your question but found a new way of deleting it before it was posted – pressing ctrl and R for a complete refresh of the empty screen.

I’ve just changed my job and my new handlers were not impressed by my request to take most of the month off to follow New Order. I was going to do it anyway (rebel that I am) but then came down several wet stairs and broke some ribs. Of course, I needed time off to slump in a chair full of strong pain-killers after that.

Manfully braved Bournemouth but missed out on Newkie and Blackpool. Managed to sell tickets to both, so not out of pocket for once! Ironically, I’ve been asked to work in Glasgow on Thursday and Friday of this week, so will watch the Order on full expenses. Not sure how this all fits in with GlasVegas’s plans for Thursday night but man in the night time, man in the morning as the Dutch say…

I’ve still got tickets for Wemberlee and Wolves. Wemberlee’s not likely (BIO needs me just as much as Bernard does) but Woles is a maybe. It would be a shame to let the opportunity to get drunk and ignore the Corby, Derby and Belgrade Orders all at the same time.

So, anyone want to buy a Wemblee standing ticket?

send me the airfare and i'll be there.

NOOLigan wrote:

SENSIBLE MICK wrote: COLIN-what happened to you last night mate.I missed you.Everything ok?Are you at WOLVES or WEMBLEY?

what have you done with rocket?

he made a mean salad

hibster wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

SENSIBLE MICK wrote: COLIN-what happened to you last night mate.I missed you.Everything ok?Are you at WOLVES or WEMBLEY?

what have you done with rocket?

he made a mean salad

i think you mean he tosses a mean salad

...and dresses well...

Snorri xxx

sPEEDY recovery COLIN.I hope you like the new CONCERNED of CHORLEY approach.I really needed a good night out last night.More drinks got spilled than drank though!Maybe we shall meet in WOLVES and you can SNUB me. Regards SM not RM

PS i am BACK

ROCKET MICK wrote: PS i am BACK

That other guy was boring and his quiff kept poking into my eyes.