Decided to walk the hangover off and get a bit of FRESH air.A three hour walk commenced.Now as you may know i am a BIT GREEN.So i takes a two day old uncut GRANARY LOAF and half a FRENCH STICK to feed the ducks down at the local BIRKACRE LODGE.After several minutes of complete lethargy on behalf of the ducks who IGNORED my bread(i know i may scare them a bit,i say i know i may scare them a bit!)i moved along to the river and found about 12 more ducks.Same again.So i conclude that the CHORLEY ducks are overfed or don't like good WHOLESOME bread.
QUACKERS Mick 
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DUCK OFF then?
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You're supposed to break it into peices before you chuck it at them you know?
Not just shout DUCK and throw the whole thing.
(See what I did there? Duck? Do I win £40?)
ROCKET MICK wrote: (i know i may scare them a bit,i say i know i may scare them a bit!)
lolololol
well mick,being in birkacre you are too close to copull,thats yer problem.
its a scientific fact that the nearer to copull you go the thicker(stoopider) things get.
them poor ducks probally didnt even know what bread is?.
now get yerself to the BIG POND on cuerden park,kids hang around the pond with bread in their pockets and flog it to the ducks ala drug dealer stylie" yeah m8 i got some white/bit a brown/seeded owt yer want,ere have a taste".
i could bollocks on about the rspb setting up rehabilitaion homes for ducks but fear i wouldnt be belived.
Diamond White wrote: You're supposed to break it into peices before you chuck it at them you know?
Not just shout DUCK and throw the whole thing.
(See what I did there? Duck? Do I win £40?)
I can picture Mick doing this at the ducks at about 1:13 into the video....
