random thoughts.... — Forum Archive

18 Oct 2006, 19:04

Fall break from college, baby! Woot! :clap: :clap: :clap:

18 Oct 2006, 19:56

How to Blow a Sure Thing, with your guest instructor...Tony LaRussa

1.) Go up on the Mets three games to two, and travel to Shea Stadium for what should be Game 6 victory

2.) Remember that you're Tony LaRussa, the biggest choke job in baseball history

3.) Allow the Mets to get four runs on the board while you strand God knows how many men on base (so far, at least - eighth inning now)

4.) Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

5.) Have George Will give you a literary blowjob :evil4:

6.) Relax in Post-season with plenty of underage Catholic schoolgirls action (I can't prove it, but you know he does) :p

19 Oct 2006, 00:26

Why can't I seem to wake up today?

Snorri xxx

19 Oct 2006, 00:59

Why are we here?

19 Oct 2006, 02:04

I need a holiday. I'm not exactly sure why. I just do.

19 Oct 2006, 03:06

Christopher Owens wrote: Why are we here?

Because we made a conscious(or semi conscious at the least :evil4: ) decision to log on to this site. :nod:

19 Oct 2006, 03:13

Minx wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Why are we here?

Because we made a conscious(or semi conscious at the least ) decision to log on to this site.

I meant metaphorically, not literally. But hey, I liked the amswer. :bow:

19 Oct 2006, 03:13

DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: Why is it that when you go down escalators,the handrails go faster then the steps.By the time you're at the bottom,you look like Eddie The Eagle!

:abovelol: It's because escalator designers like to mess with your mind.... ever get stuck behind the kid* who wont step on because of the fear of being sucked into it if he/she steps on the crack.

*(or drunk/nutcase/doddery old dear.)

19 Oct 2006, 03:19

Minx wrote:

DJ MONTY and His Wheels Of Steel wrote: Why is it that when you go down escalators,the handrails go faster then the steps.By the time you're at the bottom,you look like Eddie The Eagle!

It's because escalator designers like to mess with your mind.... ever get stuck behind the kid* who wont step on because of the fear of being sucked into it if he/she steps on the crack.

*(or drunk/nutcase/doddery old dear.)

All the time... You forgot the mother determined to get a pram onto the escalator as well, even though it is too wide!

19 Oct 2006, 03:34

Christopher Owens wrote:

Minx wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Why are we here?

Because we made a conscious(or semi conscious at the least ) decision to log on to this site.

I meant metaphorically, not literally. But hey, I liked the amswer.

Oh well in that case ...... Erm :confused2: .... :idea: 42

19 Oct 2006, 03:50

With all the confusion over the years about the titles of Cries & Whispers and Mesh, the fact that (I would) imagine more copies of Substance exist than of the original vinyl releases of the tracks and the fact that the band ae unlikely to remember them, let alone play them any more - will there be a point where it makes more sense to refer to them by the mislabelled names?

Snorri xxx

19 Oct 2006, 03:59

How many months are there in January in Bernard's head?

19 Oct 2006, 04:35

oldmonkey wrote: How many months are there in January in Bernard's head?

:abovelol: :clap:

I've always wondered that, too...

Snorri xxx

19 Oct 2006, 09:42

UnashamedTomcat wrote: The iguana of knowledge does not dance with the capybara of despair when the moon is full...

Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Matt

19 Oct 2006, 09:45

Taboo # 7 wrote: Who wrote the Book of Love?...

Wasn't J. Edgar Hoover, was it?

Speaking of Book of Love, has there ever been a band that got more mileage out of recording the same song over and over with different lyrics? I'm pretty sure they had at least two albums, all of which were comprised of the same song.

It probably had something to do with J. Edgar Hoover, now that I think about it.

Matt

19 Oct 2006, 10:14

Is love like honey, and can you buy it with money?

19 Oct 2006, 10:24

Why is that while I'm at work, I have to convince those that work under me to actually work, and when I tell them to work they look like its a big inconvience of thier time, but when thier paycheck is a couple days late, they want me to work really hard to find out why and make sure they get paid.

19 Oct 2006, 10:26

EdelBrock wrote: Why is that while I'm at work, I have to convince those that work under me to actually work, and when I tell them to work they look like its a big inconvience of thier time, but when thier paycheck is a couple days late, they want me to work really hard to find out why and make sure they get paid.

I'm sure you'd do the same if you were in their shoes. :nod:

19 Oct 2006, 11:08

Christopher Owens wrote: Is love like honey, and can you buy it with money?

No, but it's the cure for every evil... :nod:

Snorri xxx

19 Oct 2006, 14:59

Snorrimon wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote: Is love like honey, and can you buy it with money?

No, but it's the cure for every evil...

Snorri xxx

it is the air that supports the eagle.

19 Oct 2006, 15:56

If a tree falls on a mime out walking in the forest, will anyone care?

19 Oct 2006, 15:58

Taboo # 7 wrote: If a tree falls on a mime out walking in the forest, will anyone care?

F~~K NO :evil4:

19 Oct 2006, 16:10

Minx wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: If a tree falls on a mime out walking in the forest, will anyone care?

F~~K NO

What if the mimes are New Order? :ignore:

19 Oct 2006, 17:05

Why do birds suddenly appear?

19 Oct 2006, 17:10

Whenever you are near?

19 Oct 2006, 18:57

On more serious stuff:

The Pet Shop Boys online forum is down today!!!!

19 Oct 2006, 21:00

If the Cardinals win the World Series, would that prove the non-existence of God in the modern age? :shrug:

20 Oct 2006, 01:22

how will Barney stay ahm reasonably fit if New Order don't tour?

20 Oct 2006, 03:55

Why can't I touch it?

Snorri xxx

20 Oct 2006, 04:09

Snorrimon wrote: Why can't I touch it?

Snorri xxx

otherwise you'll go blind. :lol: