Favourite Pub Toilet Graffitti

Spotted yesterday in my local:

E = MC HAMMER

Any other gems?

Snorri xxx

Years ago I wrote this following one : "regarde où tu pisses !"

In the school bogs....... ALL TEACHERS ARE TWATS I wrote it

Did you write it in capitals?

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Did you write it in capitals?

Snorri xxx

NO I wrote in my best ENEMIES copied HANDWRITING!

On a contraceptive machine:

This chewing gum tastes funny.

in my school

aLiCeInChAiNs

Wonder who wrote that......

Christopher Owens wrote: On a contraceptive machine:

This chewing gum tastes funny.

.....but you can BLOW good BUBBLES!

Not a pub, but there was a porta-john in the waiting-area where those rotating from Iraq back home:

"So girls, how does it feel to go back the States and be UGLY again?"

For those not understanding the humor; when deployed for extended periods (like 6-12 months) the ugliest girls are treated like Maxim models, as selection is very scarce when it comes to women, so they tend to act like primadonnas out there.

Here I sit, broken hearted, paid 20p, and only farted.

Sean wrote: Here I sit, broken hearted, paid 20p, and only farted.

SHIT happens

Christopher Owens wrote: On a contraceptive machine:

This chewing gum tastes funny.

Or insert baby for refund.

On the bottom of the trap door in small writing.. "you are now thrusting at 45°"

for a good time ring ......... .

"Let's play shithouse tennis...look left" on the trap door and "look right....look left" on the sides.. I'll take a paper in next time...You feel a right arse playing shithouse tennis

for a gaping time ring BRF.

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

Well not George Michael obviously...The policewoman what nicked you in there with a marker pen spreading propergapeda rubbish on bog doors

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

Well not George Michael obviously...The policewoman what nicked you in there with a marker pen spreading propergapeda rubbish on bog doors

who said it was me. nutmen are everywhere. must have been someone else who saw your old avatar.

"Gents, please stand closer it maybe shorter than you think"

"I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!"

Underneath......

"GO HOME DAD YOU'RE DRUNK!"

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

Well not George Michael obviously...The policewoman what nicked you in there with a marker pen spreading propergapeda rubbish on bog doors

who said it was me. nutmen are everywhere. must have been someone else who saw your old avatar.

Cottaging mate of yours is he Ron?

Minx wrote: "Gents, please stand closer it maybe shorter than you think"

"I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!"

Underneath......

"GO HOME DAD YOU'RE DRUNK!"

Already read the first one somewhere... The last one is excellent !!!

Also.....

"How do you make ugly babies?" Then written further down..

"Ask you're mam..Ugly Twat"

It's a lie. I was never here.

                        Kilroy

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

Well not George Michael obviously...The policewoman what nicked you in there with a marker pen spreading propergapeda rubbish on bog doors

who said it was me. nutmen are everywhere. must have been someone else who saw your old avatar.

Cottaging mate of yours is he Ron?

not that there's anything wrong with it.

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

Well not George Michael obviously...The policewoman what nicked you in there with a marker pen spreading propergapeda rubbish on bog doors

who said it was me. nutmen are everywhere. must have been someone else who saw your old avatar.

Cottaging mate of yours is he Ron?

not that there's anything wrong with it.

If it feels right for you.

Cottageing is still illegal last I heard tho,so you be careful Ron

Easter's been cancelled - they've found the body

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: for a gaping time ring BRF.

Nice one Ron!.....for you

And what are you doing taking a dump in the Ladies?

who said it was in the ladies?

Well not George Michael obviously...The policewoman what nicked you in there with a marker pen spreading propergapeda rubbish on bog doors

who said it was me. nutmen are everywhere. must have been someone else who saw your old avatar.

Cottaging mate of yours is he Ron?

not that there's anything wrong with it.

If it feels right for you.

Cottageing is still illegal last I heard tho,so you be careful Ron

is that what the coppers told you last time they pulled you in for it?

I wouldn't know about such matters.