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Now, I'm not usually one to miss an almighty piss up of the highest standard, but as anyone who saw me on monday, i'm working all the hours possible (including now) and frankly its making me grumpier than usual and quite frankly, fucking knackered. The day after Wolves, I have some cunt of a lender coming in to waste my time by trying to get me to use his products even though i know there products are shit and there staff even worse. To counter act this complete waste of time, i'm going to have to be in work at around 8am the day after Wolves. That day, because some of the people of England have decided not to pay their mortgage, I'm going to have to work late to sort them out.

So, Do i just get down to Wolves early doors, get hammered (might make the gig bearable I suppose) and try to go the entire day at work without vomiting and falling asleep, then go and see Scissor Sisters at the Apollo that night and do the same,

or,

do i turn up late, just pop in the pub to say hello and try and enjoy the gig, which will fail and i'll just end up standing there looking totally disinterested.

Of course, If i dont come to the pub at all, people will miss out on my insightful analysis of a vareity of current affairs, as young Johnny will testify:

I dont know why i'm asking. I suppose its inevitable I'll end up getting fucked. And everyone else will demand it.

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Quality photo, Liam :laugh:

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Get pissed, it's what yer best at.

And the quote under that picture should read.

"Ya see that cunt Morrissey has banned hot dogs before gigs!?! I'm gonna have that fcuker"

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Uncle Liam wrote: go and see Scissor Sisters at the Apollo that night

:skeptic:

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Shug wrote: Get pissed, it's what yer best at.

And the quote under that picture should read.

"Ya see that cunt Morrissey has banned hot dogs before gigs!?! I'm gonna have that fcuker"

hes probally banned em cos he`s too tempted to shove em up his arse,the big floppy quiffed poof.

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Christopher Owens wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: go and see Scissor Sisters at the Apollo that night

:skeptic:

:laugh:

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Good to have you back, lad.:thumb:

Enjoy the match?:evil4:

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Christopher Owens wrote: Good to have you back, lad.:thumb:

Enjoy the match?:evil4:

yeah. loved it. great strikers goal from the wonky-lipped camel. :skeptic:

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I won't be drinking if I do make it to Wolves.

I have to be at work in Aberdeen by 9am on Monday.

So stop fucking moaning you horrible moaning fucker.

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