LutonOrder wrote:
[orange]Ultramega[/orange] OK wrote:
Cheese = :barf:
Unless it's on Pizza.
It's a grown up thing, Jack.
One day, when you're about 28, you'll find yourself sitting watching a film and instead of a beer and pringles, you'll suddenly realise you're drinking a glass of red wine with cheese and crackers.
You're girlfriend will notice your slight agitation as reality bites and will ask, "Everything OK, darling?"
Either nodding quietly and smiling or running from the room screaming, "I'm not that old!!!!" lays the foundation for the rest of your life.
Cheese has a lot to answer for. 

And suddenly, you'll be wanting English mustard on your burgers, and be slowly and gradually more interested in cricket results. Before you know it, you'll be hitting restaurants and asking the waiter for something other than the 'house red', and even offering a tip. Its inevitable. Don't be afraid. Spinach will become tasty as will 'capers' on your pizza.
If you get to the point of wearing slippers and a dressing gown, then I'd see a shrink.
PS I'm a camembert man meself.