If you happen to be in a reputable bookstore sometime in the next week or so and are looking through the humor book section, you might stumble across a book put out by McSweeneys. It's a book of lists, a popular feature on their website.
Now, if you turn to page 163, you will see the list "You Might Be a Redneck If...". And if you look at the author's name, it may bear a striking resemblence to mine...because I wrote it. ![]()
I'm just saying, I don't know about the other lists in the book but mine is hilarious ![]()