Americans are a Bunch of Cunts - Redux

I received a quote from a UK vendor this morning.

Some of the components in the device they're offering to sell me come from America.

Before they will sell anything to me, they want me to sign a form that states that I will not export the device to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria, Burma, N Korea or anywhere else that US won't deal with.

So I've got a choice - do I sign the form, thereby taking an active role in with America's pissy foreign policy? Or do I tell them to stick their stupid form up their pipe and go and spend my five grand somewhere else?

Decisions, decisions.

Maybe I should start a poll on here and let you decide

What do you need? I'll knock it up in me shed for £40

Fuck em.

Bit of Blue Tack and some Lego,sorted! Bobs Yer Uncle!

If you can't fix it with gaffer tape, visegrips, wd40 and awindows98 boot disc...it's fucked, you'll need a new whateveritis.

we are talking about Diamond White's Anal Intruder Dildo here aren't we?

Diamond White wrote: I received a quote from a UK vendor this morning.

Some of the components in the device they're offering to sell me come from America.

Before they will sell anything to me, they want me to sign a form that states that I will not export the device to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria, Burma, N Korea or anywhere else that US won't deal with.

So I've got a choice - do I sign the form, thereby taking an active role in with America's pissy foreign policy? Or do I tell them to stick their stupid form up their pipe and go and spend my five grand somewhere else?

Decisions, decisions.

Maybe I should start a poll on here and let you decide

I'm an American, and I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

what do you expect when you buy an "AMCO complete uranium enrichment rod kit" sure you can have it, but the axis of evil.....

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...any of you cats running windows have already "digitally" signed an agreement like this one...

of course...it doesn't change the fact that there are a lot of cunts here in the States...

Cats?

I thought only Huggy Bear and Snoop Dogg said that.

must be in everyday use over there then.

Diamond White wrote: I received a quote from a UK vendor this morning.

Some of the components in the device they're offering to sell me come from America.

Before they will sell anything to me, they want me to sign a form that states that I will not export the device to Cuba, Iran, Sudan, Syria, Burma, N Korea or anywhere else that US won't deal with.

So I've got a choice - do I sign the form, thereby taking an active role in with America's pissy foreign policy? Or do I tell them to stick their stupid form up their pipe and go and spend my five grand somewhere else?

Decisions, decisions.

Maybe I should start a poll on here and let you decide

If you want the device, sign and buy. If you don't, don't. As for American's being a bunch of c*#t's...let's see...how do we say it in the hood.....oh yeah.. so is yo mamma.

Cue 100+ "Yo mamma is so fat..."

I'd like to point out that the title of this thread is a reference to a thread that was posted on here some time ago; a thread which has become a common source of off-line amusement to some of us.

Furthermore, I would like to say that I'm sorry for any offence caused.

I'd like to, but I can't. I couldn't care less.

So bite me, ya yankee morons :finger:

EDIT: Thanks for your advice - there were three quotations on my desk and one of them has gone in the bin. I've made up a technical objection, so the buyers will have to reject it.

With the assistance of Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves,you could make it yourself,using the cardboard tubes of a toilet roll and some glue....

Monty Does Dallas wrote: With the assistance of Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves,you could make it yourself,using the cardboard tubes of a toilet roll and some glue....

GET DOWN Shep

Diamond White wrote: I'd like to point out that the title of this thread is a reference to a thread that was posted on here some time ago; a thread which has become a common source of off-line amusement to some of us.

Cheevers!

I believe I even got my own private email from you on that one!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...any of you cats running windows have already "digitally" signed an agreement like this one...

of course...it doesn't change the fact that there are a lot of cunts here in the States...

Click-thru EULA's have no teeth. I see nothing wrong with breaking them.

Also, I don't run Windows, and I don't encourage others to do so either.

Shug wrote: My mam replied with they're only words.

My mam washed my mouth out with soap. Uh, when I was a kid.

I have no idea what it was I said.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Shug wrote: My mam replied with they're only words.

My mam washed my mouth out with soap. Uh, when I was a kid.

I have no idea what it was I said.

The CURE?

harsh thread title. just because you don't agree with some of their government policies. heck what of their policies have we liked here lately and we still love our american noolers.

NOOLigan wrote: harsh thread title. just because you don't agree with some of their government policies. heck what of their policies have we liked here lately and we still love our american noolers.

Governemt: Of the people For the people BY the people.

ergo what the gov do, the citzens do.

BTW...you can get your money back on windows on a preinstalled PC, just boot the machine first time with a non windows boot media, and format the drive. Then begin re-installing windows, and when the EULA comes up, say "no i do nOT fucking aggree to you having sexual access to my arse mr gates"....and the shop HAVE to give you money back on it. Chap managed to get 50 quid out of Dell just this week by doing same ;)

Tex wrote:

...how do we say it in the hood...

You live in the ghetto, Tex?

Or do you live in a nice area?

My guess is you live in a nice area and you use phrases like 'your mamma' when you want to sound cool and hard, or when you just want to make little jokes about poor people.

Like most non-poor Americans, you would piss yourself with fear if you actually went anywhere near 'the hood'.

Do I win £40?

Doctor? wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: harsh thread title. just because you don't agree with some of their government policies. heck what of their policies have we liked here lately and we still love our american noolers.

Governemt: Of the people For the people BY the people.

ergo what the gov do, the citzens do.

Now that's just idiotic logic. As if the average American has any real power in determining what our corrupt government does.

then why the FUCK do they bang on about democracy and freedom so fucking much it makes us all ill.

You can't give it the whole "we're great, we're free, we vote" shite 24/7 then stick yer hands up and scream " we have no control over these monsters" every time they do something evil. Vote for someone else, well unless of course US democracy is a lie.

BUSH bangs on about freedom and democracy, every time he wants continued authority to trample on it. Just like he bangs on about compassion when he's buggering the poor.

One flaw in the Doctor's argument: the Americans DIDN'T vote for Dubya. He cheated by getting his brother Jeb to fix the vote in Florida. The other guy won, he got more votes in more states.

So it's totally wrong to blame the people of America for the actions of the government because most of them didn't vote for them.

Saying that, they did all sit on their fat lardy fucking arses and did fuck all while a party of crooks took over the white house. And since then they've moaned a bit but they've generally sat and done fuck all while the pretend government fucked up their contry and did it's best to fuck up everyone elses country as well.

Any decent country would have had a revolution. What a bunch of fat, lazy, cowardly cunts they are.

I didn't realise I hated them so much until I started typing this.

(It's Diamond, by the way - I logged in a Cheesy and now I can't log out!)