Okay, as you can see from this post, im really bored at work, in the vein of the "How rare are you" thread , i thought i would pop this one up.
My Gangster Name = Sherman Tank Buddha Balls
http://gangstaname.com/taxi_name.php
My Taxi Name = Notgoñnaworkhére Watson
http://gangstaname.com/pet_name.php
My Pet Name = Mookie Nubs
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
My Pirate Name = Androgynous Garrick Cutler
http://gangstaname.com/mafia_name.php
My Mafia Name = Angelo the Hammer
LOL, bored :)