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With New Bassie in the post, and arriving in the next couple of days, what should I do with my Aria SLB

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  • Fretless Bass 3 (27%)
  • Tenor Guitar 3 (27%)
  • Viking Funeral 5 (45%)

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OK, So I can either.....

  1. tear all the frets out, making a fretless bass. ( the little grooves where once were frets are sometimes so narrow you can feel them but not hear them, which is great...I've done this to a couple of basses before)

  2. Take an idea of Victor Wooten's and make what he retardedly calls a "tenor bass" ( DOH!), but would more properly be a "tenor guitar", essentialy a standdard bass, strung with the top 4 strings from a 6 string set (I have found a place that sells fender6 strings cheapish ) That gives you, accross 2 instruments, the same range as Hooky's Shergold, maybe even a little more.

  3. Stick it on a pallet, cover it in 8 bottles of BBQ lighter fluid and send it out to sea.

(note, 3 is like those answers in tv competitions, you're not really meant to pick it)

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STICK it up your ARSE:lol:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: STICK it up your ARSE:lol:

The pegs hurt too much at one end and it's too wide at the other. :shrug:

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MORNING STE-i couldn't resist.1 minute after signing on and i see this!:laugh:

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Now that I read the question out loud to myself.....it was really BEGGING for your response, and really, you just got it in there first, sooner or later Col would have seen it and nature would have taken it's course anyway :lol:

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I want it (the bass, that is)

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Doctor? wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: STICK it up your ARSE:lol:

The pegs hurt too much at one end and it's too wide at the other. :shrug:

Could this explain Geddy Lee's instrument of choice was a headless bass?

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You know it makes sense.:thumb:

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James Thomas wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: STICK it up your ARSE:lol:

The pegs hurt too much at one end and it's too wide at the other. :shrug:

Could this explain Geddy Lee's instrument of choice was a headless bass?

Maybe you are right... may this explain Geddy Lee's unique singing style?

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Reckon you're on to something about Geddy there, never thought about those Steinberger ( and hohner) basses that way....hmmmmmm

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burn baby burn!!!

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I'll have it off yer mate! No Viking funeral at sea,I shall be nearby in my boat with the banner "SAVE THE BASS"

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Well, I seem to be the only sod who voted "tenor guitar", which I do rather fancy. Surprised Jack's had nowt to say on this subject (maybe he could offer me 4 of his old boy's used strings to make said Tenor with :lol: )

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The Bass, the bass, the Bass is on fire!!

WE don't need no bass let the motherf***er burn!!

Burn motherf***er BURN!!!

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Monty Does Dallas wrote: I'll have it off yer mate! No Viking funeral at sea,I shall be nearby in my boat with the banner "SAVE THE BASS"

Too late

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Put it out to sea???? So it can swim with the other sea bass.:nod:

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put it on ebay maybe and re-coup some of the cash u have paid for the new one :)

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Factory Allstars wrote: put it on ebay maybe and re-coup some of the cash u have paid for the new one :)

Would seem ungrateful, it's given me 13 years good service, I couldn;t sell it. Besides, it's fucked, and worth about a tenner. The new one cost me £360 all told, it would have cost twice that to do a "makeover" on the old one.

Having said that.....

Rambling bass anecdote alert

Once upon a time I had a Westone SpectrumST, a lovely bass. In an attempt to fix the pickups, I coupletely wrecked the pickups :lol: I then had to make do with a crappy HondoII Fender copy. Then some drunk cnt at a party, fell on it after it'd been propped against a wall, and broke the neck. So, I took the HondoII body and the Westone neck and mated them. Took a bit of doing to move the bridge on the HondoII to get the scale length right ( actally, I got it BANG on, by nothing more than intelligent guesswork, I barely had to move the bridge saddles so accurately had I placed the bridge, but that's just me boasting). So I had this weird hyrbid bass which played shockingly well, I have a few recordings of it too. When I got "current bassie", I de-fretted the Frankenstein, and it became an amazing fretless, as I said elsewhere, the grooves left when you rip out frets, can't be heard as you slide up and down the string, it sounds like a true "naked neck", but you can still FEEL them under the string, so you can always guess where you are better. The bass travelled to college and even the occasional gig, on the strap, on my back, sans case, as with me bombing around in the rain on me pushbike :lol: It never cared. To finance either a trip to see The Orb, or a trip to a record fair to buy N.O. stuff, I flogged it to a mate, he offered me 40 quid, I laughed and said "gimme 30". He painted it pish yellow, and played it a LOT. Then he went back to guitar (sigh, tragic), and sold the bass for SEVENTY quid to someone who had been drooling over it. This person then sold it for £150 2 years later to someone I don't know at all, who apparently called it "an all time classic", and hs used it on comercially released records...even as a SESSION PLAYER.

The moral, don't flog it or burn it....mutate and mangle it.

(hehehe, me bass tutor ( poor sod had to try to teach me right after years of Hooky worship....he actually backed away when I produced a pick), used to have a 14 string Fender Jazz with 4 pickups....4 standard strings, and a hollowed out section of body containing 2 more pickups and 10 drone strings. Sounded like you'd expect...interesting, but ultimately cack and uselss..tho HE managed quite well)

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James Thomas wrote:

Monty Does Dallas wrote: I'll have it off yer mate! No Viking funeral at sea,I shall be nearby in my boat with the banner "SAVE THE BASS"

Too late

:lol: Only a matter of time I suppose.

I wonder if it's shortscale

PS, the rest of you are sodding VANDALS! I knew I shouldn't have added the silly option, anywhere else online maybe but not in this "websylum" :rofl: HINT it AINT HAPPENING.

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I'm on firrrrre. Anyway, I'd keep the bass and fix whatevers wrong with it or add on to it. Unless its impossible to fix.Does ze bass have a loving name to it?

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Doctor? wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

Monty Does Dallas wrote: I'll have it off yer mate! No Viking funeral at sea,I shall be nearby in my boat with the banner "SAVE THE BASS"

Too late

:lol: Only a matter of time I suppose.

I wonder if it's shortscale

PS, the rest of you are sodding VANDALS! I knew I shouldn't have added the silly option, anywhere else online maybe but not in this "websylum" :rofl: HINT it AINT HAPPENING.

Dude it worked for Jimi Hendrix....

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Doctor? wrote: OK, So I can either.....

  1. tear all the frets out, making a fretless bass. ( the little grooves where once were frets are sometimes so narrow you can feel them but not hear them, which is great...I've done this to a couple of basses before)

i have de-fretted a bass as well. after pulling off the frets i sanded the neck a bit and filled in the lines with wood filler and put a clear finish over the fretboard, worked pretty well

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you got to keep it

then in 10 years time you can look back and think

thank fuck i didn't set it alight

or

i should of burned the bugger

keep it thou

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Is it made of Kampher Wood?

Smoke me a Kipper,I'll be back for breakfast!

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Boatraceface wrote: Is it made of Kampher Wood?

Smoke me a Kipper,I'll be back for breakfast!

yes it was carved out of a Kampher wood Chest, it must be worth a fortune!

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Doctor? wrote: Well, I seem to be the only sod who voted "tenor guitar", which I do rather fancy. Surprised Jack's had nowt to say on this subject (maybe he could offer me 4 of his old boy's used strings to make said Tenor with :lol: )

:eek3: Does this mean you are looking to push it up an octave?

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Octave? Is that a new word for rear passage :laugh:

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fretless

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Missy Jem wrote: Octave? Is that a new word for rear passage :laugh:

It's about 18".

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