you hear your first noddy holder "iiiiiiiiittttt'ssssssssss cccchhhhrrrriiiissssttttmmmmaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!"
which i did today 
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you know it's nearly christmas when....
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i'm surprised i got to november to be honest
next door had their lights up in the middle of september 
the best one is the house in Denton, on Windmill Lane. Decorations up every year on 1st November. Side of the house there is this massive electrical santa. Its really quite extreme. God knows what his electricity bill is like.
Well there is a family in the neighborhood who never takes down their Christmas lights....do I win £40 ?
Uncle Liam wrote: the best one is the house in Denton, on Windmill Lane. Decorations up every year on 1st November. Side of the house there is this massive electrical santa. Its really quite extreme. God knows what his electricity bill is like.
i know the one
i used to love the one in moston with the revolving christmas tree in the window
[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:
i'm surprised i got to november to be honest
next door had their lights up in the middle of september
I'm surprised too since all the department stores seem to put the Christmas stuff in early September... 'round here anyway.
When in Japan (which doesn't really celebrate the religious aspects of Christmas; just the decorations, being with family, giving presents etc aspect), you see Christmas decorations in shops, and when Christmas songs are played in shops.
I know that's an obvious one, but that's what I think.
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents? 
FrogChorus wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents?
jews don't normally get christmas presents, no.
leather_girl wrote: When in Japan (which doesn't really celebrate the religious aspects of Christmas; just the decorations, being with family, giving presents etc aspect), you see Christmas decorations in shops, and when Christmas songs are played in shops.
I know that's an obvious one, but that's what I think.
Christmas lights where stupidly expensive over there. Have they gotten any cheaper so people can actually afford them?
AgentWood wrote:
FrogChorus wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents?
jews don't normally get christmas presents, no.
get yourself a dreidel, jewgirl!
or join jews for jesus. 
When you smash the thick end of a grand in Toys R Us..And you have to cut yer nights out back to fund the cunting thing
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
FrogChorus wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents?
jews don't normally get christmas presents, no.
get yourself a dreidel, jewgirl!
or join jews for jesus.
no need. i bought a shit-hot menorah, with blue and white candles to go with it. i passed on the whimsical menorah hat, though.
AgentWood wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
FrogChorus wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents?
jews don't normally get christmas presents, no.
get yourself a dreidel, jewgirl!
or join jews for jesus.
no need. i bought a shit-hot menorah, with blue and white candles to go with it. i passed on the whimsical menorah hat, though.
Wouldn't it be fun to put sparklers on the menorah instead? A little razzle-dazzle would be good. Or use those relighting candles so you can't blow them out.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
FrogChorus wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents?
jews don't normally get christmas presents, no.
get yourself a dreidel, jewgirl!
or join jews for jesus.
no need. i bought a shit-hot menorah, with blue and white candles to go with it. i passed on the whimsical menorah hat, though.
Wouldn't it be fun to put sparklers on the menorah instead? A little razzle-dazzle would be good. Or use those relighting candles so you can't blow them out.
i decided not to get manny, the singing electric menorah.
Burt Reynolds wrote: .... you start seeing adverts for Easter.
Arghh Bandit you beat me to it!
Surely Xtian mates will buy poor Woody a pressie?
I thought the whole point was GIVING, I wasn;t aware you had to be a jesus head to actually GET a pressie. Unless Jews are excluded for nailin JC to a tree :D
NOOLigan wrote: when it gets hot here.
OK, rest of the (upper)Northern Hemishphere order, with me..... "FUCK RRRRRRIIIIGHT OFF RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" While you and your convict countrymen are supping fucking cocktails on the beach with Barby'd fuckin turkey, WE have to get home from the pub fully laden with christmas spirit on icey roads during the bleedin 18 hours of darkness, in horizontal pigging sleet more often than not.
I repeat...FUCK RIGHT OFF. Bastard.
(/jealous rage)
Doctor? wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: when it gets hot here.
OK, rest of the (upper)Northern Hemishphere order, with me..... "FUCK RRRRRRIIIIGHT OFF RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" While you and your convict countrymen are supping fucking cocktails on the beach with Barby'd fuckin turkey, WE have to get home from the pub fully laden with christmas spirit on icey roads during the bleedin 18 hours of darkness, in horizontal pigging sleet more often than not.
I repeat...FUCK RIGHT OFF. Bastard.
(/jealous rage)
sounds just like what I have planned. down at my brother's beach house on Phillip Island.
NOOLigan wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: when it gets hot here.
OK, rest of the (upper)Northern Hemishphere order, with me..... "FUCK RRRRRRIIIIGHT OFF RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" While you and your convict countrymen are supping fucking cocktails on the beach with Barby'd fuckin turkey, WE have to get home from the pub fully laden with christmas spirit on icey roads during the bleedin 18 hours of darkness, in horizontal pigging sleet more often than not.
I repeat...FUCK RIGHT OFF. Bastard.
(/jealous rage)
sounds just like what I have planned. down at my brother's beach house on Phillip Island.
Or basking in the sunshine on the banks of the River Murray, sparkling red wine in hand, waiting for hubby to cook the barbie.....................
