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Doctor? wrote: Surely Xtian mates will buy poor Woody a pressie?
I thought the whole point was GIVING, I wasn;t aware you had to be a jesus head to actually GET a pressie. Unless Jews are excluded for nailin JC to a tree :D
jews get one present every day for hanukkah. that's one present for eight days, my friend. 
AgentWood wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Surely Xtian mates will buy poor Woody a pressie?
I thought the whole point was GIVING, I wasn;t aware you had to be a jesus head to actually GET a pressie. Unless Jews are excluded for nailin JC to a tree :D
jews get one present every day for hanukkah. that's one present for eight days, my friend.
I'd say sign me up, but I'm old enough to understand what the scissors are for now. ;)
Doctor? wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Doctor? wrote: Surely Xtian mates will buy poor Woody a pressie?
I thought the whole point was GIVING, I wasn;t aware you had to be a jesus head to actually GET a pressie. Unless Jews are excluded for nailin JC to a tree :D
jews get one present every day for hanukkah. that's one present for eight days, my friend.
I'd say sign me up, but I'm old enough to understand what the scissors are for now. ;)
Boyz in the Hood
I heard that bloody Do They Know Its Christmas song in a shop 3 weeks ago! I had to leave the shop....it was only October!
I don't think I can be bothered with christmas this year....I kind of want to buy decorations cause its the first christmas I have my own place. But the sensible side of me says they money will be better spent on booze (lots of alco = a better xmas!)
...your tart starts buying nuts, chocolate money and tartan shortbread biscuits.
(that you're not allowed to eat yet)
J.A.K wrote: ...your tart starts buying nuts, chocolate money and tartan shortbread biscuits. (that you're not allowed to eat yet)
Oh yes and cranberry sauce in case there's none left nearer the time WTF.
She didn't get chocolate money but the chocolate caramel bell things.
PHD wrote:
J.A.K wrote: ...your tart starts buying nuts, chocolate money and tartan shortbread biscuits. (that you're not allowed to eat yet)
Oh yes and cranberry sauce in case there's none left nearer the time WTF. She didn't get chocolate money but the chocolate caramel bell things.
bell thingios. classic.
Xmas starts for me on about the 23rd December. and ends on about December the 27th.
those plug in fibre optic trees are great. but i think we're getting a real one this year.
AgentWood wrote:
FrogChorus wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i liked christmas when i was a kid but now that i don't celebrate it, fuck it.
you don't get any presents?
jews don't normally get christmas presents, no.
they do in my family
To quote one of the great thinkers of our time, "Christmas is the time when people of all religions come together to worship baby Jesus."
Ness Order wrote: ... I went to Toys R Us to choose my pressie!
Funny that..I went there to pay for everyone elses,and completely knack the finances as per. Toy graveyard fodder this time next year,then it starts again.
Bah Humbug!
I'm hoping they get 2 or 3 years out of the bikes mind....I were right about that saddle though
You know it's Christmas when those Marks and Spencers adverts start up. "It's not just a mince pie. It was made with freshly ground skin from the baker who slaved over it. It's not just a mince pie. It's come all the way from Scandinavia. It's not just M&S food, it's got hints of LSD in to bring out the taste, et.c"
Taboo # 7 wrote: I want world peace for Christmas...
when all the adds are preceded w/ shop now! for best selection.
when, in the shops, the ends of each aisle are stacked with Import German Xmas cookies and liquored chocolates.
When you have to be careful not to knock the said stacks of biscuits and glass bottled' sparklin water over with your handbasket as you round the corner. ala Bambi w/ skates on.
when the City lights really are 70 percent coloured Christmas lights. LED of course. and the air gets raw cold.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: when I start dreading going in...
Jesus, today is going to suck...
Wouldn't have minded Black Friday so much when I stopped in to quickly pick up some CD and DVD-Rs at the Circuit City on my Friday route. Lines weren't too bad, only six people in front of me at the one I choose (at 11 a.m. mind you); would've been nice if they'd hired some people who had previous operation experience with the cash registers though; waited 30 minutes just for that 
