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Doctorin' the Tardis (..) lads shout Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who Exterminate! Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of money Who-ha ha ha ha Who ha ha ha ha Who ha ha ha ha Who ha ha ha ha Who ha ha ha Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? Exterminate! Who-ha ha ha ha who ha ha ha ha who ha we obey no-one ha ha ha who ha we are the superior beings ha ha ha who ha ha ha Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? You wot? Who-ha ha ha ha who ha ha ha ha who ha Bosh Bosh Bosh Loads of money ha ha ha who ha ha ha ha ha ha ha who Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who! (HEY) {THE DALEKS} The TARDIS Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. {THE DALEKS} Who! (HEY) The TARDIS Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who Dr. Who doc {THE DALEKS} Dr. Who Dr. Who doc, Dr. Who

Star Trekking, across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekking, across the universe Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

Lt. Uhura, report

There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, starboard bow There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, not as we know it It's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, starboard bow There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, Jim

Star Trekking, across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekking, across the universe Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse

Medical update, Doctor McCoy!

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim Dead, Jim, Dead

It's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, not as we know it It's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, starboard bow There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, Jim

Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill Shoot to kill, shoot to kill We come in peace, shoot to kill shoot to kill, men

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim Dead, Jim, Dead

Well it's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, not as we know it It's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, starboard bow There's Klingons on the starboard bow Scrape 'em off Jim

Star Trekking, across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekking, across the universe Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse

Engine room, Mister Scott

Ye canna change the laws of physics Laws of physics, laws of physics Ye canna change the laws of physics Laws of physics, Jim

We come in peace, shoot to kill Shoot to kill, shoot to kill We come in peace, shoot to kill Scotty beam me up

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim Dead, Jim, Dead

Well it's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, not as we know it It's life, Jim, but not as we know it Not as we know it, Captain

There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow, starboard bow There's Klingons on the starboard bow Starboard bow Jim

Ye canny change the scourge jim oh see you jimmy Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine If I give her anymore she'll blow

Star Trekking, across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekking, across the universe Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse Star Trekking, across the universe On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk Star Trekking, across the universe Boldly going forward, 'cause we can't find reverse

now if I could only find the lyrics to Arnie and the Terminators.

LOL, not going to admit it, but ive got that shitty star trek song on vinyl :)

The empty space that circles time I see where others stumble blind To seek a truth they never find Eternal wisdom is my guide I am the Doctor.

Through cosmic waste the Tardis flys To taste the secret source of life A presence science can't deny Exists within outside behind The latitude of the human mind I am the Doctor.

My voyage disects the course of time Who knows you say But are you right Who such indeed to find the light That glows so darkly in the night Toward that point I guide my flight.

As fingers move to end mankind Metallic teeth begin to grind With sword of truth I turn to fight The satanic powers of the night Is your faith before your mind No man, Am I the Doctor?

Performed over a disco version of the Who theme, by Jon pertwee, and clearly written by folks with only the most tenuous knowlege of the show.

Or the lyrics that nearly ended up as the closing theme to thunderbirds (with a horrid early 60's pop tune to go with it)

If your life or love are in danger or your heart is in distress Call International Rescue by sending them an SOS.

Then you'll see Thunderbirds flying way up high Thunderbirds roaring through the sky

If you are on the edge of disaster or you're stranded in outer space Call International Rescue no matter what the time or the place Then you'll see Thunderbirds hurrying to save the day Thunderbirds thundering on their way. Thunderbirds

much prefer the Orbital Doctor :)

Elegia wrote: much prefer the Orbital Doctor :)

Wise words, I'm gutted the BBC didn't base the new theme off theirs, Deliah would have approved of that

got it:

Artist: ARNEE AND THE TERMINATERS

I'll Be Back lyrics

Hey, I don't think he comes from 'round here Cyberdine systems 2 Here's a lesson from the future It's Arnee etiquette Ps and Qs Just make you lose The things that you should get With an Uzi in my pocket And just one thing to say I always get a refund And I always get my way (Chorus) I've never had a problem In getting what I lack You don't need please or thank you You just need I'll be back I'll be back I'll be back If you're lying I'll be back It's not that I'm ill-manered or a pshcyopathic hater I just like to be treated right like any terminator If I though I'd get results then I'd act a whole lot sweeter But people always respect an Uzi 9mm! (Chorus) Get out of here She's gonna blow I'll be back If you're lying I'll be back If your lover gives you the elbow or you're threatened with the sack Look 'em in the eye and as nice as pie say I'll be back And if you don't get your refunds or shops treat you like cack Stand at the door, say it once more ors only I'll be back It's nothing personal I swear I will not hurt anybody Hasta la vista, baby! I'll be back I'll be back Uzi 9mm! Ors only! I'll be back He's from the future I'll be back Nothing can stop him Hey, I don't think he comes from 'round here I'll be back

Doctor? wrote: The empty space that circles time I see where others stumble blind To seek a truth they never find Eternal wisdom is my guide I am the Doctor.

Through cosmic waste the Tardis flys To taste the secret source of life A presence science can't deny Exists within outside behind The latitude of the human mind I am the Doctor.

My voyage disects the course of time Who knows you say But are you right Who such indeed to find the light That glows so darkly in the night Toward that point I guide my flight.

As fingers move to end mankind Metallic teeth begin to grind With sword of truth I turn to fight The satanic powers of the night Is your faith before your mind No man, Am I the Doctor?

Performed over a disco version of the Who theme, by Jon pertwee, and clearly written by folks with only the most tenuous knowlege of the show.