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LONDON (AFP) - Harrods has sacked a Father Christmas for his offensive remarks, the world-famous London department store has said.

The sinning Santa had his contract torn up after two complaints from customers visiting the Father Christmas World grotto at the store in west London's plush Knightsbridge district.

He had asked one family of South Asian origin whether they should be shopping at a less prestigious supermarket instead, Metro newspaper reported Wednesday.

He also asked in a lewd fashion whether their teenage daughter fancied staying and sitting on his knee, it said.

A Harrods spokesman told AFP the Father Christmas involved had made "inappropriate" comments to customers Monday but stressed these did not involve racial abuse.

"Harrods holds its customers and their enjoyment of the store in the very highest esteem, so having received a few complaints relating to the treatment of adult family members visiting our Christmas grotto, we promptly sought to identify the cause of the problems," the department store said.

"We were able to identify the individual in question and having investigated the complaint thoroughly we terminated his seasonal contract on Tuesday.

"There is no excuse for causing any level of complaint amongst our customers -- and even if the remarks were made in good humour, we cannot condone behaviour that offends our customers."

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so did he ask if they were JAPS???

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You wouldn't let it lie would you?? :laugh:

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Erm....NOOOOO!!!!

bad Jeff....bad, bad Jeffari...

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Missy Jem wrote: LONDON (AFP) - Harrods has sacked a Father Christmas for his offensive remarks, the world-famous London department store has said.

The sinning Santa had his contract torn up after two complaints from customers visiting the Father Christmas World grotto at the store in west London's plush Knightsbridge district.

He had asked one family of South Asian origin whether they should be shopping at a less prestigious supermarket instead, Metro newspaper reported Wednesday.

He also asked in a lewd fashion whether their teenage daughter fancied staying and sitting on his knee, it said.

A Harrods spokesman told AFP the Father Christmas involved had made "inappropriate" comments to customers Monday but stressed these did not involve racial abuse.

"Harrods holds its customers and their enjoyment of the store in the very highest esteem, so having received a few complaints relating to the treatment of adult family members visiting our Christmas grotto, we promptly sought to identify the cause of the problems," the department store said.

"We were able to identify the individual in question and having investigated the complaint thoroughly we terminated his seasonal contract on Tuesday.

"There is no excuse for causing any level of complaint amongst our customers -- and even if the remarks were made in good humour, we cannot condone behaviour that offends our customers."

Yeah I couldnt believe it either, beard was itchy too. I'm gonna take Al-Fayed to a tribunal on this:angry:

Ho fucking ho.

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: so did he ask if they were JAPS???

JAP JAPS OR JEW JAPS?!?!??!

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: LONDON (AFP) - Harrods has sacked a Father Christmas for his offensive remarks, the world-famous London department store has said.

The sinning Santa had his contract torn up after two complaints from customers visiting the Father Christmas World grotto at the store in west London's plush Knightsbridge district.

He had asked one family of South Asian origin whether they should be shopping at a less prestigious supermarket instead, Metro newspaper reported Wednesday.

He also asked in a lewd fashion whether their teenage daughter fancied staying and sitting on his knee, it said.

A Harrods spokesman told AFP the Father Christmas involved had made "inappropriate" comments to customers Monday but stressed these did not involve racial abuse.

"Harrods holds its customers and their enjoyment of the store in the very highest esteem, so having received a few complaints relating to the treatment of adult family members visiting our Christmas grotto, we promptly sought to identify the cause of the problems," the department store said.

"We were able to identify the individual in question and having investigated the complaint thoroughly we terminated his seasonal contract on Tuesday.

"There is no excuse for causing any level of complaint amongst our customers -- and even if the remarks were made in good humour, we cannot condone behaviour that offends our customers."

Yeah I couldnt believe it either, beard was itchy too. I'm gonna take Al-Fayed to a tribunal on this:angry:

Ho fucking ho.

that'll teach ya to only start drinking after work hours.

:lol:

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Uhh, we went through this for the past few days. I wish there is a *slap* smiley. I would like to use it on Jeff. Bad, bad Jeff...:nono:

And get your geography right, man. Japan is in East Asia, not in South Asia... :rolleyes: No wonder Americans are failing in geography.

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Missy Jem wrote:

"We were able to identify the individual in question...

YOU MEAN....THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SANTA? My illusions have been shattered! Thank God there's only one Tooth Fairy!

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MONTY The Merciless wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

"We were able to identify the individual in question...

YOU MEAN....THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SANTA? My illusions have been shattered! Thank God there's only one Tooth Fairy!

I thought Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Easter Bunny were all part of a big Holy Trinity of imaginary characters...kinda like that other bullshit Holy Trinity.

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

"We were able to identify the individual in question...

YOU MEAN....THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SANTA? My illusions have been shattered! Thank God there's only one Tooth Fairy!

I thought Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and Easter Bunny were all part of a big Holy Trinity of imaginary characters...kinda like that other bullshit Holy Trinity.

Imaginary???? Guess someone isn't getting anything for Christmas.:evil4:

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[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Uhh, we went through this for the past few days. I wish there is a *slap* smiley. I would like to use it on Jeff. Bad, bad Jeff...:nono:

And get your geography right, man. Japan is in East Asia, not in South Asia... :rolleyes: No wonder Americans are failing in geography.

ya know, if you ever develop anything that remotely resembles a sense of humor, you will be fucking dangerous!!!

For your meritorious pointing out of WHERE Japan is, I will give you a field promotion from Captain Obvious to the rank of General...unless you prefer to be a seaman (tee hee, Jeff said semen), in which case, you will be promoted to Admiral Obvious.

Now, believe it or not, an ignorant ,redneck heyseed from Texas knows where Japan is. My degree from Texas A&M includes a double major in history and political science, as well as minors in economics, sociology and geography. Who said going to school for seven years would never pay off?

So go on...call me a cracker...see if I give a rat's ass...

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Oh,this isn't a thread about MJ dressing up then? :\ohwell:

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steveone wrote: Oh,this isn't a thread about MJ dressing up then? :\ohwell:

No it isn't,

So you should really start a seperate thread for her:idea:

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CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

steveone wrote: Oh,this isn't a thread about MJ dressing up then? :\ohwell:

No it isn't,

So you should really start a seperate thread for her:idea:

"Her"?

Funny, I thought "MJ" meant Michael Jackson. Though I could see where confusion between the two would come from.

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A word in your shell like young man...

(although I can see where the confusion came from, both superstars, both adored by millions x)

Double edit: x = :smoking: instead of :D

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

CuanaD - D-plus wrote:

steveone wrote: Oh,this isn't a thread about MJ dressing up then? :\ohwell:

No it isn't,

So you should really start a seperate thread for her:idea:

"Her"?

Funny, I thought "MJ" meant Michael Jackson. Though I could see where confusion between the two would come from.

They both go for young boys? :eek3:

I thought that was AgentWood. :confused2:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Funny, I thought "MJ" meant Michael Jackson. Though I could see where confusion between the two would come from. They both go for young boys?

'kin ell.

internet groomer.......

:uhoh:

you sure you aint a Peado Bernardi?

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Brian Dead....fucker wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Funny, I thought "MJ" meant Michael Jackson. Though I could see where confusion between the two would come from. They both go for young boys?

'kin ell.

internet groomer.......

:uhoh:

you sure you aint a Peado Bernardi?

:nono:

Surely you know that quote was Popesy, before you changed it an' all...

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...Burt. :evil4:

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LOL..

'fraid not.

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Besides paedo is 'a' before 'e'

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Good point.

So what's a "peado"? :lol:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Good point.

So what's a "peado"? :lol:

Pathetic Extremely Annoying Dirty Oldperv

perhaps???

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Good point.

So what's a "peado"? :lol:

are you a instore santa this year?

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Minx wrote: I'm still a tawdry drunken slapper.

And we still know.

By the way, your groveling before Martin's similar appraisal revealed a bit more of your true character, dinnit? :lol:

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:nono: changing Quotes AGAIN

A) boring B)hardly fitting in with your 8 fold path

silly man

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