The world mourns. I thought they were meant to be next down the aisle after Johnny & Maya???????
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Sooooo...... have Liam and Buffy fallen out?????
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Boatraceface wrote: You know how it is Frads.. Ye kiss a few frogs before you find your princess an'all that.
other way around, BRF. other way around. and for the record: nothing ever happened between us.
ROCKET MICK wrote: PLEASE expain-have i MISSED something?PROBABLY
liam and i are no longer speaking. i think it has something to do with what i didn't do this past summer. we had different expectations and he has no use for me anymore.
Boatraceface wrote: Shame...Bet Ronald is gutted
huh? i don't know if what you're saying is the problem because nothing happened this summer between liam and me. i expected friendship, who knows what liam expected.
AgentWood wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Shame...Bet Ronald is gutted
huh? i don't know if what you're saying is the problem because nothing happened this summer between liam and i.
bizarro world me thinks. i think boaty meant nothing by this.
AgentWood wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Shame...Bet Ronald is gutted
huh? i don't know if what you're saying is the problem because nothing happened this summer between liam and me. i expected friendship, who knows what liam expected.
ChrissMari will explain... 
jonathan wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Shame...Bet Ronald is gutted
huh? i don't know if what you're saying is the problem because nothing happened this summer between liam and i.
bizarro world me thinks. i think boaty meant nothing by this.
No,just a vague reference to a long since past web-love rivalry :p
Boatraceface wrote:
jonathan wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Shame...Bet Ronald is gutted
huh? i don't know if what you're saying is the problem because nothing happened this summer between liam and i.
bizarro world me thinks. i think boaty meant nothing by this.
No,just a vague reference to a long since past web-love rivalry :p
ah, yes. of course. :D
Boatraceface wrote: You know how it is Frads.. Ye kiss a few frogs before you find your princess an'all that.
Liam's a frog???? Or is he, as I have long suspected, actually a princess.....??????????????
AgentWood wrote: i think it has something to do with what i didn't do this past summer. we had different expectations and he has no use for me anymore.
You didn't get a round in? 
I think - doing my bestest Sherlock Holmes impression and reading between the lines of the Buffster's oh-so-subtle and densely coded postings - that what happened what this:
Liam wanted to impale Buffy with his 'stake'; however, Buffy is the vampire slayer, and if there's any 'staking' to be done, she'll be doing it. Thus, the Buffster whipped out her 15-inch strap-on BOA CONSTRICTOR and gestured to Liam to prepare for an 'impaling' the like of which he'd never experienced before.
Liam - being from Lancashire and as such not particularly open to such diverse sexual practices - turned down her offer and ran to the hills (or at least to the nearest pub). And thus ends the woeful tale of Buffy and Liam's thwarted passion.
The moral of the story is: if you want to fuck your partner up the bumhole with a big rubbery cock, please ask politely first.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: The moral of the story is: if you want to fuck your partner up the bumhole with a big rubbery cock, please ask politely first.
And don't forget your lube. 'Dry run's' can be a very painful experience. Allegedly.
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: The moral of the story is: if you want to fuck your partner up the bumhole with a big rubbery cock, please ask politely first.
And don't forget your lube. 'Dry run's' can be a very painful experience. Allegedly.
Amen, brother, Amen.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: I think - doing my bestest Sherlock Holmes impression and reading between the lines of the Buffster's oh-so-subtle and densely coded postings - that what happened what this:
Liam wanted to impale Buffy with his 'stake'; however, Buffy is the vampire slayer, and if there's any 'staking' to be done, she'll be doing it. Thus, the Buffster whipped out her 15-inch strap-on BOA CONSTRICTOR and gestured to Liam to prepare for an 'impaling' the like of which he'd never experienced before.
Liam - being from Lancashire and as such not particularly open to such diverse sexual practices - turned down her offer and ran to the hills (or at least to the nearest pub). And thus ends the woeful tale of Buffy and Liam's thwarted passion.
The moral of the story is: if you want to fuck your partner up the bumhole with a big rubbery cock, please ask politely first.
I heard a rumour that Liam thought the strap on was a big sausage and grabbed a bottle of ketchup, upon learning where it was going to be shoved, he ran as fast as he could (picture it) with a worried look on his mug to the hotel bar. Where he waited for someone to buy him a drink.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: I think - doing my bestest Sherlock Holmes impression and reading between the lines of the Buffster's oh-so-subtle and densely coded postings - that what happened what this:
Liam wanted to impale Buffy with his 'stake'; however, Buffy is the vampire slayer, and if there's any 'staking' to be done, she'll be doing it. Thus, the Buffster whipped out her 15-inch strap-on BOA CONSTRICTOR and gestured to Liam to prepare for an 'impaling' the like of which he'd never experienced before.
Liam - being from Lancashire and as such not particularly open to such diverse sexual practices - turned down her offer and ran to the hills (or at least to the nearest pub). And thus ends the woeful tale of Buffy and Liam's thwarted passion.
The moral of the story is: if you want to fuck your partner up the bumhole with a big rubbery cock, please ask politely first.
it wasn't a boa constrictor, it was a GREAT AMERICAN CHALLENGE. you should see that thing. 
You tried to fuck him in the bumhole with Iraq?
Liam had a lucky escape there,i'd wager.....
AgentWood wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Bloody hell!Do people really do this sort of thing?
what do you think?
Well i am AMAZED!And slightly Jealous.
ARSE 
ROCKET MICK wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Bloody hell!Do people really do this sort of thing?
what do you think?
Well i am AMAZED!And slightly Jealous. ARSE
well, i could always come over and visit you, rocket. i'll be your dominatrix. ;)
of course liam will, predictably, say my posts are all BS; either on this thread or to people via text, in person or on the phone.
AgentWood wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Bloody hell!Do people really do this sort of thing?
what do you think?
Well i am AMAZED!And slightly Jealous. ARSE
well, i could always come over and visit you, rocket. i'll be your dominatrix. ;)
of course liam will, predictably, say my posts are all BS; either on this thread or to people via text, in person or on the phone.
You could practice postus interruptus. While you're being his dominatrix, I mean.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
ROCKET MICK wrote: Bloody hell!Do people really do this sort of thing?
what do you think?
Well i am AMAZED!And slightly Jealous. ARSE
well, i could always come over and visit you, rocket. i'll be your dominatrix. ;)
of course liam will, predictably, say my posts are all BS; either on this thread or to people via text, in person or on the phone.
You could practice postus interruptus. While you're being his dominatrix, I mean.
actually, that's a good idea.
