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no question: malibu's most wanted. the biggest piece of poo i've ever seen.

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mrs.doubtfire... annoying fuck that robin williams is

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unredeemable worst in recent memory: uptown girls

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Forget Paris, Billy Crystal and Debra Winger in a "romantic comedy" that's more like a study in onscreen chemistry (or lack thereof) :nod:

Anything with David Arquette in the lead role :barf:

Anger Management, in which Adam Sandler drug Jack Nicholson down to his level of ineptitude :p

Basically any movie that Sci-Fi Network shows, as I've learned from vain attempts to see if they'd ever show a MST3K rerun :banghead:

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Taboo # 7 wrote: Basically any movie that Sci-Fi Network shows

They just ran Christine a few nights ago. I was reminded of your shortest horror movie threads...

"A nerdy high schooler wants to fix up a neglected old '58 Plymouth Fury, but after he runs the numbers, realizes it's a daft idea, so he tells the old guy to scrap it."

:nod:

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Sgt. Pepper's.......with the Bee Gees and Peter Frampton. *shudder*

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Any movie my wife seems to chose. She has the worst "feeling" on good movies. After watching them, we both go to bed in disgust.

Latest, The Family Stone

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EdelBrock wrote: The Family Stone

They should have left well enough alone.

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Tricky one.

It's got to be a toss-up between the recent Hollyspastic versions of The English Langage's most important novels, War of the Worlds, and The Time Machine. Both are so bad I honestly WILL physically hurt anyone I ever meet who could have stopped them being made and didn't. Both prove that no one in Hoolywood is capable of reading a book.....doubly so since WOTW is pretty short, and TTM is nothing more than a short story stuck between two novel covers.

Making alterations to plot details to make a book play well on screen is lamentable, but I can see it as necessary....but changing every single detail of the story, dumping most of it and replacing it with same old same old tripe that is lifted straight from the output tray of the ministry of truth's prole story writing machines...that's a crime against humanity.

Really, I am not kiding, the persons who raped these English roses desere death, preferably at the hands of the Morlocks or Martians....because owing to their crime there are now MILLIONS of people who think that WOTW is an american story about a screaming child and how the marines beat the "aliens" ( Fucking RETARDS actually missed the fact they are from MARS, it's only mentioned 7-800 times in the novel) and the The Time Machine is a FUCKING CUNTING KIDDIE_ARSE_FISTING L*O*V*E**S*T*O*R*Y*. Fucking extermination is too good for them.

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Well I had a bad experience, I saw INDEPENDANCE DAY, I can honestly say I have not been to the cinema since. Utter crap !

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I have Plan 9 From Outer Space in a DVD collection. I haven't managed to get past the first 20 minutes yet.

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Plan 9 you mean

you are right. sharing the cover with three other films, the cover for the film is quite small. The original Nosferatu is also on that disc, so there actually is some decent stuff inn this collection.

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Possibly The Ring.

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steveone wrote: Possibly The Ring.

Japanese or American?

Actually, I think both are alright.

The American Ring II though. :nonono:

Good Morning Vietnam is one film I had high hopes for but just couldn't finish.

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Got to put my hands up and say i've not seen the original japanese version. But on the whole,the american re-makes are pretty awful-Dark Water anyone?

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steveone wrote: Got to put my hands up and say i've not seen the original japanese version. But on the whole,the american re-makes are pretty awful-Dark Water anyone?

Any remakes for that matter...(except Evil Dead 2, way better than the original)......but the Japanese Ringu was great, the American version sucked a$$

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jonathan wrote: mrs.doubtfire... annoying fuck that robin williams is

Wow, another person other than me isn't awe struck by Williams (but I do have to say that I hate his comedies, but I think he has some real good drama movies).

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About Adam, I'm jealous of my mate, he fell asleep after 10 minutes. He did the same with Punch Drunk Love, wish I had too.

Magnolia, I'll never get those 2 1/2 hours back. Dude Where's My Car on the TV was bad enough, I didn't spot the plot.

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Either Feeling Minnesota or House of the Dead.

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Well I had a bad experience, I saw INDEPENDANCE DAY, I can honestly say I have not been to the cinema since. Utter crap !

I liked it the first time I saw it, I am ashamed to admit. Then I realized how godawful shitty it was in retrospect. It's almost compellingly bad (hey, which cliche will pop up next?) :nod:

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Shanghai Surprise or Never Ending Story. Total bags of wank.

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The Descent, awful, one of those you have to continue watching because it is so bad.

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James Thomas wrote: The Descent, awful, one of those you have to continue watching because it is so bad.

I don't get that, I've never got that, if it's balls I feck off and watch something else. So many people would be like you, watching a carcrash of a movie, but I've just never wrapped my head round it, I'd say I'm defo the minority in this.

From that you can infer that I really DO adore all those ropey old sci-fi shows :D

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Watched the new Superman film the other night..Shite.

Superman II rocks!

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Boatraceface wrote: Watched the new Superman film the other night..Shite.

Superman II rocks!

Agree totally!

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Craig W wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Watched the new Superman film the other night..Shite.

Superman II rocks!

Agree totally!

:thumb:

Have you seen the Richard Donner cut of Superman 2?I had my Doubts about it, but...... :bow:

But on the shit film front i watched Superman 4 the other night and that was shit,

Ong- bak theres only so much of the same kick i can watch and Police academy 7, utter shite, th rest are class though

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The 1995 remake of "The Village of the Damned"

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Lost in Translation.. :evil4:

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