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Returned to my car this morning to find someone had smashed into it heavily damaging the rear offside quarter,the rear passanger door and back alloy rendering it unusable. Well thanks for FUCKING OFF without so much as a sorry note,with your details.

Today is the first time i've ever used my job to my advantage-i've got the details from the nice woman who works in the bakery across the road-she even took a photo of your vehicle-A FUCKING H.G.V-complete with registration number plate.

Well im on tonight,and im gonna be round your house to speak to you.

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Bad news that Steve make sure you give him a good twating.

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Desmond Tierney wrote: Bad news that Steve make sure you give him a good twating.

Im gonna do him,but it'll be a book i throw,not my fist!

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steveone wrote: Returned to my car this morning to find someone had smashed into it heavily damaging the rear offside quarter,the rear passanger door and back alloy rendering it unusable. Well thanks for FUCKING OFF without so much as a sorry note,with your details.

Today is the first time i've ever used my job to my advantage-i've got the details from the nice woman who works in the bakery across the road-she even took a photo of your vehicle-A FUCKING H.G.V-complete with registration number plate.

Well im on tonight,and im gonna be round your house to speak to you.

Are you a policeman?

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steveone wrote: she even took a photo of your vehicle-A FUCKING H.G.V-complete with registration number plate.

Well im on tonight,and im gonna be round your house to speak to you.

Are you suggesting that it's a nooler? :uhoh:

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One of Cheshire Constabulary's eh, 'finest'. Why,does that suprise or offend you?

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Do you ever get put on "stand at the side of the motorway with a speed gun" duties Steve?

If so, you do offend me :nonono:

:wink:

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steveone wrote: Returned to my car this morning to find someone had smashed into it heavily damaging the rear offside quarter,the rear passanger door and back alloy rendering it unusable. Well thanks for FUCKING OFF without so much as a sorry note,with your details.

Today is the first time i've ever used my job to my advantage-i've got the details from the nice woman who works in the bakery across the road-she even took a photo of your vehicle-A FUCKING H.G.V-complete with registration number plate.

Well im on tonight,and im gonna be round your house to speak to you.

I'll make sure I'm out tonight.:uhoh:

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steveone wrote: the nice woman who works in the bakery across the road-she even took a photo of your vehicle-A FUCKING H.G.V-complete with registration number plate.

Did she tell you more about the driver ? What if he has the profile of a killer or the one of a man who gets rid of problems like he smashes the cars of the others ?

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steveone wrote: One of Cheshire Constabulary's eh, 'finest'. Why,does that suprise or offend you?

A policeman? Shocked.

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steveone wrote: One of Cheshire Constabulary's eh, 'finest'. Why,does that suprise or offend you?

You appear to have mispelt Cuntstabulary wrong there, Steveo! :nod:

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Kick his ass, sea bass!!

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Nice to see a local constabulary actually following an accident claim up. Guess you gotta know the right people or actually be in the force.

When I got my van written off by a guy that nearly put me through the windscreen, and drove off while i was trying to peel myself off the steering wheel, they basically couldnt be arsed, despite being given an number plate. I got a letter saying effectively its an insurance job and NFA will be taken.

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Spent an hour in the cop shop this afternoon...........and very very nice they were too!. :laugh:

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steveone wrote: One of Cheshire Constabulary's eh, 'finest'. Why,does that suprise or offend you?

I take it you like NWA's **** Tha Police then LOL!:abovelol: Cheers!:thumb:

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Alan Paul Kitching wrote:

steveone wrote: One of Cheshire Constabulary's eh, 'finest'. Why,does that suprise or offend you?

I take it you like NWA's **** Tha Police then LOL!:abovelol: Cheers!:thumb:

Nah seriously mate some scumbag bashed into my car once in Bolton and p***ed off without leaving their details so I know how you feel. Problem was I was parked somewhere without CCTV and once they've sodded off what can you do. Hope you sort the low life good and proper mate. Cheers!:thumb:

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Alan Paul Kitching wrote:

Alan Paul Kitching wrote:

steveone wrote: One of Cheshire Constabulary's eh, 'finest'. Why,does that suprise or offend you?

I take it you like NWA's **** Tha Police then LOL!:abovelol: Cheers!:thumb:

Nah seriously mate some scumbag bashed into my car once in Bolton and p***ed off without leaving their details so I know how you feel. Problem was I was parked somewhere without CCTV and once they've sodded off what can you do. Hope you sort the low life good and proper mate. Cheers!:thumb:

Bolton eh. I wonder if there's anybody we know from there. :lol:

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Nah, Hicksy may drive like schumacher on acid and have all the sense of direction of a pigeon wearing magnetic jewelery and polaroid sunglasses......but one does not fear for one's life.n And she's an honest sort of lass anyway. ( and that's all lies the tenner she gave me pays for)

I SERIOUSLY hope Steve FUCKS this wanker right over, sometimes it takes a twat like that to do it to the wrong person in order to get what's coming to them.

Quid says he's from Randomania or Eejitstahn, or somewhere else where no road accident can cause more than 2 chickens worth of damage and the approved procedure in the event of an RTA is simply to fuck off really fast. A further quid says he'll be confused as to what all the fuss you're making is in aid of.

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Nice to see a local constabulary actually following an accident claim up. Guess you gotta know the right people or actually be in the force.

When I got my van written off by a guy that nearly put me through the windscreen, and drove off while i was trying to peel myself off the steering wheel, they basically couldnt be arsed, despite being given an number plate. I got a letter saying effectively its an insurance job and NFA will be taken.

One law for them, none for the rest of us:banghead: (yes I have a problem with 'authority')

Having said that - Steve, throw the book at the HGV driving f-er - its just a pity you couldnt catch him/her in the act - this time of the year he/she was probably drunk too. Fair play to the baker with the photo:bow:

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Turns out the wagon is from a company based in Birmingham,so the best i (personally) can do is speak to him on the phone-although thats not gonna happen either because he's an agency driver from Poland!

A colleague from traffic in his local region has been to see them and he'll be charged with leaving the scene of an accident,but thats all.

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Yeah But aren't traffic Branch, like the fecking gestapo? I though even peelers feared those boys.

Sounds like Mr cuntovicz is getting off too light :(

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