so...who was your first shag???

your mom...

Mate of mine left me and Rich running his club for a few weeks. At the end of the first night (when we'd done every single thing he'd expressly fobidden us to do, up to and including the 2nd ever SNSS gig, and the creation of the name, but anyway...), I'm sitting with this known nutter who lives up the road from me who I don't know, except that it's hard not to notice a chick who is 6 foot 7 inches tall with great baps and a nice arse, and the fact that she'd briefly stuffed sai baps in my face the previous week while I'd been in geek mode and not really paying that much attention. Anyway, she's talking to this girl I know a bit better, an after a while she stops, turns round and says.."My mate LIsa says you're a virgin", I replied "sadly, this is the case", tho which she responded...."right, well get your coat and we'll get that fixed".

She was true to her word went out with her for 4 months, so I musta had errrm natral talent, or beginner's luck, or shown potential or something. In the end I got dumped for being poor as a general boyfriend.....not being able to work out why I shoul avoi playstation night at my mate's house to sit in with her, that sort of thing.

Doctor? wrote: Mate of mine left me and Rich running his club for a few weeks. At the end of the first night (when we'd done every single thing he'd expressly fobidden us to do, up to and including the 2nd ever SNSS gig, and the creation of the name, but anyway...), I'm sitting with this known nutter who lives up the road from me who I don't know, except that it's hard not to notice a chick who is 6 foot 7 inches tall with great baps and a nice arse, and the fact that she'd briefly stuffed sai baps in my face the previous week while I'd been in geek mode and not really paying that much attention. Anyway, she's talking to this girl I know a bit better, an after a while she stops, turns round and says.."My mate LIsa says you're a virgin", I replied "sadly, this is the case", tho which she responded...."right, well get your coat and we'll get that fixed".

She was true to her word went out with her for 4 months, so I musta had errrm natral talent, or beginner's luck, or shown potential or something. In the end I got dumped for being poor as a general boyfriend.....not being able to work out why I shoul avoi playstation night at my mate's house to sit in with her, that sort of thing.

You got dumped for having PlayStation nights? So Sony launched that in 1995,then you lost your virginity post 1995,and your 35 now which means you were a virgin till how old?...

That's been discussed here already, as I posted I wondered if anyone would detect it....shit, busted. (watch it boys, this one can do his job )

Let's just say that I have all the sex apeal of a rotting swan carcass and leave it at that, shall we?

I had a great 5 seconds with a lass at school named..... Second thoughts,I don't want her husband, who is a mate, to know anything about it so she won't be named..even if he does'nt vist NOOL..Yer can't be too careful!!

You can't help this almost incestous pattern in Redcar,with it being a small town..Everyone has bonked eachother somewhere down the line...That's partly why I decided to settle down with someone who my mates had not nailed previously..or since,I hope!

Do a longest, and shortest lasting shag thread Nic..

You're planting the seed and waiting for me to do it,arnt you?

his name was eric; i never knew his last name and i don't think i ever saw him in the light. i was pretty drunk that night, as well. at the other end of the room, my best friend was deflowering his friend, who was the cute one.

Spotnick wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: I had a great 5 seconds with a lass at school named..... Second thoughts,I don't want her husband, who is a mate, to know anything about it so she won't be named..even if he does'nt vist NOOL..Yer can't be too careful!!

You gave me an idea for a new thread... "how long was your first shag"

That CAN be funny.

Very, very long.

Spotnick wrote:

You gave me an idea for a new thread... "how long was your first shag"

That CAN be funny.

Not sure if it counts, but I was really pissed drunk, doing the missionary when I passed out (and I think she passed out a little before that). I woke back up about two hours later, still inserted and went back at it. About 5 minutes later she tapped me sleeply/drunkenly on the shoulder saying, "that's ok, just go back to sleep".:\ohwell: So Maybe 2 hours and ten minutes?

EdelBrock wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

You gave me an idea for a new thread... "how long was your first shag"

That CAN be funny.

Not sure if it counts, but I was really pissed drunk, doing the missionary when I passed out (and I think she passed out a little before that). I woke back up about two hours later, still inserted and went back at it. About 5 minutes later she tapped me sleeply/drunkenly on the shoulder saying, "that's ok, just go back to sleep".:\ohwell: So Maybe 2 hours and ten minutes?

Otherwise 5 minutes, like all the rest?

Boatraceface wrote: I had a great 5 seconds with a lass at school named..... Second thoughts,I don't want her husband, who is a mate, to know anything about it so she won't be named..even if he does'nt vist NOOL..Yer can't be too careful!!

You can't help this almost incestous pattern in Redcar,with it being a small town..Everyone has bonked eachother somewhere down the line...That's partly why I decided to settle down with someone who my mates had not nailed previously..or since,I hope!

you smog monsters like to stick to your own you mean ?

My actual first shag was a BAD experience. She was well versed in such endevours, and I didn't want to admit I was newbie at it. I finished quite early (maybe 30 seconds into it), but didn't let her know. She finished up about 7 minutes later. It was about that time I realized the jimmy was no longer on, and I had to go fishing for it. Needless to say she wasn't pleased.

I lasted a LONG time on my first go, but can take no credit....I'd simply had the exactly correct amount of booze.....enough to make things a wee bit numb, but not enough to impair function :D

As a result of this and the fact that I'd been watching "instructional videos" me whole life, she NEVER believed I really was a big V.

A guy called Paul when I was 16 and had been going out with him for 3 months, stayed with him for 7 years after that.

AgentWood wrote: i was pretty drunk that night, as well.

That explains the Achtung Baby soundtrack.

My first time was in Carnaval, with a drunk fattie I met on the street. After the work was done, I couldn't leave her apartment because she locked the door and was too drunk to find the keys (yeah, all right).

So I turned her home upside down and after thirty minutes I found the key and left that freaky scenario.

My first time was with a lesbian (how many can say that?) Needless to say, I turned her back to chicks.

Paul, when i was 20....my friend was in the other room sleeping in a big squeaky peice of shit falling apart lawyers chair and his brother's soon to be ex-wife was in the living room sleeping...can anyone remember the exact date of theirs?.... january 6.

how many of you think you might have kids that you dont' know about?

9th August 1997, the night before Damon Hill so nearly won the Hungarian Grand Prix in a fucking ARROWS ( aussies....that's Tom (Jabba) Walkinshw's now deceased f1 team)), only for 50p's worth of oil seal to blow and slow him just enough for Villeneuve to pass him on the LAST LAP

However, having recently gotten laid, I barely noticed at the time How quickly we males "revert to type".... 4 weeks late, I swatted the virgin curer off me for interfering with me while Gerhard Berger was on a fucking FLYER of a pole position lap.

Doctor? wrote: I swatted the virgin curer off me for interfering with me while Gerhard Berger was on a fucking FLYER of a pole position lap.

At least you have your priorities straight