what kind of sex do you prefer?

you know. like oral or vaginal?

AgentWood wrote: you know. like oral or vaginal?

oral.. of course.. I'm a bloke.

Lie back and think of England etc

Crikey, so many randy NOOLers....

Yeah Woody.. you got the horn, with all that dominatrix talk?

Burt Reynolds wrote: Yeah Woody.. you got the horn, with all that dominatrix talk?

i've always got the horn, burt.

I'm thinking of becoming a missionary.

In the pink doggy style.

Chrissi will be in later. Poo sex.

errrm....a combination of all of the above. :D

Masturbation. Why get someone else to do something for you when you'll probably do better yourself

I'll get me coat

Taboo # 7 wrote: Masturbation. Why get someone else to do something for you when you'll probably do better yourself

I'll get me coat

Why? Does it need laundering?

Spotnick wrote: ... with a woman...

That too

Headonism

ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor? wrote: ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fussy twat.

Nothing too bizarre.

With humans

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: Masturbation. Why get someone else to do something for you when you'll probably do better yourself

I'll get me coat

Why? Does it need laundering?

don't be daft...he'll need something to clean his spunk up with...thus the coat!!!

WOW now that's a mess! Most have thier lucky sock......but the need for entire coat!

raunchy and with strangers

Girl on top, riding cowboy style. Can concentrate on lasting longer that way, plus the tits in the face is a good thing

FREE

El Jarvo wrote: No votes for anal?

What are you all? Poofs?!

Eh... felching?

You prefer felching, do you?

Ohhhh-Kayyyyyy.

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El Jarvo wrote: No votes for anal?

What are you all? Poofs?!

Eh... felching?

Whatever floats yer boat. I only use straws in MacDonalds though...

ok I must ask "who's not getting laid around here??"

DiscoShed wrote: ok I must ask "who's not getting laid around here??"

you just posting while waiting to get hard again, Ed?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

DiscoShed wrote: ok I must ask "who's not getting laid around here??"

you just posting while waiting to get hard again, Ed?

That's awful.

Cool Topic!!

I think both of them...so which do you enjoy more??

Andrés wrote: Cool Topic!!

I think both of them...so which do you enjoy more??

both of what? anal/vaginal/oral..

male/female...

goat/sheep...

specify!

i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat. i have been lucky to find many who qualify in my younger days. of course i have been faithfully married for 7 years and have seen what happens when they bake for 9 months. i can still get it on with the missus 5 or 6 times a week. just about anything goes with us, got to dress the same thing up just about any way. there is drunk sex, E sex, oral sex, rent porn sex, sex-club sex, outdoor sex, dress up sex, vacation sex, kamma sutra quest, streaking sex, grab-a-quickie sex, shower sex, hot-tub sex, airplane sex.

Xoq wrote: i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat.

"a whole"?

What, no amputees then?

Xoq wrote: i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat. i have been lucky to find many who qualify in my younger days. of course i have been faithfully married for 7 years and have seen what happens when they bake for 9 months. i can still get it on with the missus 5 or 6 times a week. just about anything goes with us, got to dress the same thing up just about any way. there is drunk sex, E sex, oral sex, rent porn sex, sex-club sex, outdoor sex, dress up sex, vacation sex, kamma sutra quest, streaking sex, grab-a-quickie sex, shower sex, hot-tub sex, airplane sex.

What is an airplane sex?

Well, you need a plane, a willing pilot, and some lube. Actually a LOT of lube.

Wait, am I a sicko or something?

Burt?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, you need a plane, a willing pilot, and some lube. Actually a LOT of lube.

Wait, am I a sicko or something?

Burt?

I see you're an expert.

Sounds like you lot aren't getting enough. How about a bit of vicarious sex, buy my novel "Last Seen in Bangkok" by visiting www.lulu.com and typing in the title.

Cheers

the kind involving me.

What a girl!

Xoq wrote: i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat.

Don't mind a lady boy from time to time then

EdelBrock wrote: Girl on top, riding cowboy style. Can concentrate on lasting longer that way, plus the tits in the face is a good thing

Ditto.

As far as lasting longer, I have an internal debate about whether or not the DH is good for baseball.

Warm

With a female. I'm just grateful for whatever they get up to with me.

I'll always remember a line from a porno film I saw years ago: "Before you fuck, suck!"

Spotnick wrote: I just realized I answered "with a girl"...

Which technically I can't say, since I've never tried anything else

No women then?

Spotnick wrote: I just realized I answered "with a girl"...

Which technically I can't say, since I've never tried anything else

Only "technically"? So do "reach arounds" count?