DiscoShed wrote: ok I must ask "who's not getting laid around here??"
you just posting while waiting to get hard again, Ed?
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what kind of sex do you prefer?
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Burt Reynolds wrote:
DiscoShed wrote: ok I must ask "who's not getting laid around here??"
you just posting while waiting to get hard again, Ed?
That's awful.
Andrés wrote: Cool Topic!!
I think both of them...so which do you enjoy more??
both of what? anal/vaginal/oral..
male/female...
goat/sheep...
specify!
i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat. i have been lucky to find many who qualify in my younger days. of course i have been faithfully married for 7 years and have seen what happens when they bake for 9 months. i can still get it on with the missus 5 or 6 times a week. just about anything goes with us, got to dress the same thing up just about any way. there is drunk sex, E sex, oral sex, rent porn sex, sex-club sex, outdoor sex, dress up sex, vacation sex, kamma sutra quest, streaking sex, grab-a-quickie sex, shower sex, hot-tub sex, airplane sex.
Xoq wrote: i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat.
"a whole"?
What, no amputees then?
Xoq wrote: i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat. i have been lucky to find many who qualify in my younger days. of course i have been faithfully married for 7 years and have seen what happens when they bake for 9 months. i can still get it on with the missus 5 or 6 times a week. just about anything goes with us, got to dress the same thing up just about any way. there is drunk sex, E sex, oral sex, rent porn sex, sex-club sex, outdoor sex, dress up sex, vacation sex, kamma sutra quest, streaking sex, grab-a-quickie sex, shower sex, hot-tub sex, airplane sex.
What is an airplane sex?
Well, you need a plane, a willing pilot, and some lube. Actually a LOT of lube.
Wait, am I a sicko or something?
Burt? 
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, you need a plane, a willing pilot, and some lube. Actually a LOT of lube.
Wait, am I a sicko or something?
Burt?
I see you're an expert.
Sounds like you lot aren't getting enough. How about a bit of vicarious sex, buy my novel "Last Seen in Bangkok" by visiting www.lulu.com and typing in the title.
Cheers
Xoq wrote: i have always had 3 rules, 2 tits, a whole, and a heartbeat.
Don't mind a lady boy from time to time then
EdelBrock wrote: Girl on top, riding cowboy style. Can concentrate on lasting longer that way, plus the tits in the face is a good thing
Ditto.
As far as lasting longer, I have an internal debate about whether or not the DH is good for baseball.
With a female. I'm just grateful for whatever they get up to with me.
I'll always remember a line from a porno film I saw years ago: "Before you fuck, suck!"
I just realized I answered "with a girl"...
Which technically I can't say, since I've never tried anything else 
Spotnick wrote: I just realized I answered "with a girl"...
Which technically I can't say, since I've never tried anything else
No women then?
Spotnick wrote: I just realized I answered "with a girl"...
Which technically I can't say, since I've never tried anything else
Only "technically"? So do "reach arounds" count?
