Kinda back..

First up, I have absolutely f%ck-all of any note to say here, that's why I've chosen BCD to start posting again - so if none of you recognise my nic, it's probably best not to bother reading any further...

just wanted to say cheers to those who might remember the shite I used to post and to warn that I'll probably be posting more bollocks soon.

And yes, I really do think this site needs another mouthy Aussie gobshite...

CTB

To dig up an old insult....what KIND of a name is CANDY THE BEAR? Answer from CTB..... Well it's better than ROCKET fcuking MICK!

We NEED all the help we can....even seen DEPTHY round here looking for HUNTSMAN and PATRICK.But they are LIVING in the land of the SUN now!Digging for VICTORY still?Great to see you back.Btw i STILL tell the same CRAP jokes!But waht else WOULD you expect?

And don't worry about having anything to say....that went out of date when DIGGY arrived!

Good on ya Mick - I don't remember saying that, but it IS a GOOD point don't you think?

Yeah, still diggin away here, same as ever - had a bad run of health was all, but got through it, got married and back posting crap...wonderful life isn't it?

..but as for Depthy and Patrick, I was under the impression they were married in a Unitarian Life Partner Ceremony dressed as a Stormtrooper and Boba Fett, I belive H was the celebrent and delivered the rites in Huttese. DepthCharge may even have had more than 2 beers at the reception....nah, that last bit's clearly a lie.

Thanks Mick anyway - good to see you and yer CAPITALS CTB

CTB wrote: First up, I have absolutely f%ck-all of any note to say here, that's why I've chosen BCD to start posting again

you can't have been lurking here since you last posted - else you'd see that's all most people post these days!

One condition though Wayne......you keep all the poms there and teach them how to bat! :)

Good to see you back fella

The last time CTB taught someone how to bat was behind the bike shed at high school.

Cousin Dwayne watched on attentively as CTB opened up his copy of TV Hits featuring the Blakeney Twins in bikinis then proceeded to deliver a masterclass.

Good to see you back, champ.

:\pimp3:

Not Gayle and "Hard G" Gillian? :barf:

Welcome back Wayne. That mouthy Aussie gobshite role is already taken. lol.

BTW will you be in Melbourne over Christmas?

depthcharge wrote: The last time CTB taught someone how to bat was behind the bike shed at high school.

Cousin Dwayne watched on attentively as CTB opened up his copy of TV Hits featuring the Blakeney Twins in bikinis then proceeded to deliver a masterclass.

Good to see you back, champ.

:\pimp3:

Cheeky bast. Funnily enough, I did have a thing for "The two hard Gs" back in the day, although it wasn't quite the onanistic encounter that WeirdoBeardo alludes, the vulgarian that he is But they weren't awful looking, were they? CTB

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

it'll make you just like the rest of us!!!

Jeffler, that aint exactly selling it to me, but I'll post shite anyways - can't stop what comes natural after all. CTB

Hey Wayne. I'll be down in Melbourne in the next few days. Would you like to catch up? I have sent ya an email, but I don't know if you received it.

You've seen his ass?

Out early for good behaviour?

That's probably what some are thinking about your re-emergence!

Good behaviour? Me?

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: You've seen his ass?

Not just that, but my happy ass?

Normally it's just angry.

Tim wrote: One condition though Wayne......you keep all the poms there and teach them how to bat! :)

Good to see you back fella

No offence Tim, but you lot already play exactly as if I did teach you how to bat!

Cheers CTB

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: You've seen his ass?

Yes...does that make you jealous?

See how quickly things get out of hand? And all you wanted to say was you were glad to see me back. Kind sentiments, and gratefully received, but the refrence to the posterior was perhaps a trifle unneccesary.

Honestly, all always about the buttocks with you Americans, isn't it?

Cheers, J

CTB

BIGINOIL wrote: Out early for good behaviour?

Like you, Bigster, I don't 'do' good behavior.

I certainly don't do 'early' either

i don't remember you much but i dig the avatar.