How prude is your city/province/state? — Forum Archive

21 Dec 2006, 13:26

While we're at it.

Montreal is not Amsterdam, but I think we might be ahead of people on many aspects, but let's see.

In downtown Montreal, there must be one strip club at each and every corner, if not more!
There is no topless only here, it's the full monty!
It is legal to touch! There are 10$ lap dances where the stripper keep her panties only and you are pretty much allowed to touch everything else.
Prostitution is illegal, but pretty much tolerated. There are tons of ads in the classified in each newspaper.
Montreal seems to be the Mecca of Internet Porn for some reason
Swingers club are now legal

Not to count one of the cheif of our main political party is openly gay... I can probably move on with more aspects... :lol:

For women, sorry, but there is only 2 clubs I believe... :shrug:

P/S: No, I didn't test all of these.. ;)

21 Dec 2006, 13:37

Not as prudish as BCD,evidently.

21 Dec 2006, 14:03

Canberra being a planned city, all that stuff is nicely segregated out to the industrial suburbs.

Canberra is Australia's mail order porn supplier.

21 Dec 2006, 14:36

On the prude meter, Boise/all of Idaho ranks pretty high. Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon. :food:

21 Dec 2006, 15:27

[orange]shithole[/orange]

waco,tx

20 thousand churches One major college thats full of more shit that a poorly maintained bathroom, guess which one that is.... Illegals everywhere Poor job structure conceited people,filled up to the rims. THE POLICE WILL NOT PROTECT YOU IN FACT THEY MAY LET SOMEONE SHOOT YOU IN FRONT OF THEM, OTHERWISE IF YOU RAMMED YOUR CAR INTO A FENCE THEY WOULD STILL NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU....even with a helicopter above. BAD FOOD

this place needs to be burned down to the ground and abandoned completely, or midgets need to be let loose to bite people in the legs. suicide midgets.

did I say....shithole?

21 Dec 2006, 15:48

Sounds like you need to move....

My hometown has a 'Private Shop' and theres a brothel somewhere apparently :evil4:

21 Dec 2006, 15:54

I've tried to move twice since October 2003, to Austin...I know people there so it wouldn't be so awkward....

21 Dec 2006, 16:20

Spotty,

Sounds like its not the place to live when armegedon comes around :laugh: Montreal the new Babylon

Not much of a strip club goer (hard to believe, eh?), however the ones here in San Diego suck. The stages have a 10 foot space between the dancers and the audience. The chairs are metal fold outs, full nude means no alchohol, or alcohol means only topless. Won't have a lap dance as they are priced way too high at $50 (and touching is off limits). I was actually bored when I went.

21 Dec 2006, 17:10

You should definitely move to Austin.....it's still in Texas, but it ain't as bad as Wack-O......

Oh, you could also add that in Texas, we aren't allowed to advertise "vibrators" or "sex toys". They have to be called "adult novelties."

pretty stoopid....

21 Dec 2006, 17:27

Not much I can say about my new hometown. Churches and that's about it. For 3 years I haven't befriended anyone and in no way I am involved in the local society. I guess I hate to move on, too. Beliz? Zanzibar? Bali? Or Corpus Christi?

21 Dec 2006, 17:28

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Not much I can say about my new hometown. Churches and that's about it. For 3 years I haven't befriended anyone and in no way I am involved in the local society. I guess I hate to move on, too. Beliz? Zanzibar? Bali? Or Corpus Christi?

Bali....now I had alot of good times there

21 Dec 2006, 17:36

In Hartford, CT, there is only one strip club isolated from everything else and two adult stores. However, you can find prostitutes on certain streets at any time during the day. In fact, erm, someone tried to give me money at 5pm one afternoon because he thought I was a prostitute.

21 Dec 2006, 19:50

LE Roberts wrote: On the prude meter, Boise/all of Idaho ranks pretty high. Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon.

"Where y'all goin' this time'o'night agin, LE?"

"S'okay cupcake, just got some figures to check out at the.. ahhh.. office..."

"But that's the third tarm this week!"

"Gotta keep abreast of things.. 'Night sugarpie! Don't wait up for ol' LE now, y'hear!"

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 20:01

Massage parlour capital of Canada, and a surprising amount of peep show places.

Its all delightfully sketchy...

I've twice lived in areas (nice neighbourhoods, too) where a adult shop has been 6 meters away.

21 Dec 2006, 20:08

We're not Prudish. We're Southern :toothless:

21 Dec 2006, 20:15

Taboo # 7 wrote: We're not Prudish. We're Southern

I notice y'all knock out yer front teeth down south.

:evil4:

21 Dec 2006, 20:23

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: In Hartford, CT, there is only one strip club isolated from everything else and two adult stores. However, you can find prostitutes on certain streets at any time during the day. In fact, erm, someone tried to give me money at 5pm one afternoon because he thought I was a prostitute.

Think it might have been your gold lame hoochie shorts? :shades: :evil4:

21 Dec 2006, 20:30

"Gotta keep abreast of things.. 'Night sugarpie! Don't wait up for ol' LE now, y'hear!"

:rofl:

And that's on a Sunday night, DC. Wait 'til the Fair rolls into town.

21 Dec 2006, 20:39

Fair? Wow.

You'd be a hard dog to keep on the porch I expect, LE.

I'm imagining something like THIS?

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 20:44

That's ma carrying me. Tells me she only drank on the weekends. Was real hard on her.

21 Dec 2006, 20:53

Who was your pa, LE? The Wichita linesman?

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 20:59

None other

21 Dec 2006, 21:12

What a terrific success story, LE.

Guess that makes you a, dare I say it, chip off the old block?

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 21:22

I have his eye ... and skin.

21 Dec 2006, 21:57

Ah, that'd also explain how you got into the Boise Marching Band. Inherited his talent on the tuber.

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 22:31

city is not at all.. the state isn't really but there are some really rural parts..

21 Dec 2006, 23:47

my current city...absolutely fabulous. Gayest place on earth. pretty loose about things...including anuses.

22 Dec 2006, 11:49

I have never seen a topless bar where the dancers were not fully nude... it's always been a 3 act dance on stage... one with sexy clothes, one with the top off and one with everything off.

They introduced lesbian scenes on stage recently...! I must say I was quite surprise to see 2 women licking themselves on stage about 5 years ago and then again at my brother's bachelor party... !!!

We're one step away from becoming Amsterdam :evil4:

And hum, you can have private dances for 5$, and lap dances (where you are allowed to touch) for 10$... the later one is pretty surprising, my friends paid me one with 2 girls at my bachelor party and I was a bit too shy to use my hands, but god damn it... 1 girl on each lap was pretty.... (lack of word) :shades:

Not sure I'd do it again :p

22 Dec 2006, 16:24

Spotnick wrote: 1 girl on each lap was pretty....

you have more than one lap???

damn Canadians!!!

22 Dec 2006, 17:06

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: In Hartford, CT, there is only one strip club isolated from everything else and two adult stores. However, you can find prostitutes on certain streets at any time during the day. In fact, erm, someone tried to give me money at 5pm one afternoon because he thought I was a prostitute.

Think it might have been your gold lame hoochie shorts?

I wouldn't be wearing those outside.

And they're not gold lame. They're black.

22 Dec 2006, 20:26

Well, what can I say about Montpellier...

Ranked 11th town in France. Not only have we the oldest faculty of medecine of Europe, but the students weight one third of the population. So, you can imagine what the city looks like... lots of pubs, clubs and drugs. This is shared with the second largest gay community of the country (in proportion, compared with Paris). It is also said that it is impossible to spend holidays here without shagging someone, at least... And the sea is not very far... You have special beaches, for normal people, for the gay community and for the ones who like to live naked...

If you add all the other things which offers the city, well it is a good place to live...

22 Dec 2006, 21:24

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Spotnick wrote: 1 girl on each lap was pretty....

you have more than one lap???

damn Canadians!!!

Er... I think I need to find the definition of that word :lol:

On each leg if you prefer.

26 Dec 2006, 07:06

Well, what can I say about Montpellier...

I'm sure the only difference is the spelling.

And the culture.

And all the naked people on the beaches.

Other than that ... sister cities!

We get naked when working on our barns

26 Dec 2006, 08:13

Well, you all know how prudish the state is...we did give you the Bush family (actually, it's more like they adopted us)...strict baptist values...blah blah blah

but Austin is quite a bit different from the rest of the state...ya wanna be gay...no problem, we'll welcome you...hippies/freaks galore...plus all those goofy politicians (when the house is in session)...we've got a famous cross-dressing homeless guy who ran for mayor a few years back, and finished in SECOND place..

there must be a reason we have all those bumper stickers that say "KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD"...eh???

27 Dec 2006, 22:16

I regrettably live in a rather prude part of LA :\ohwell:

28 Dec 2006, 06:31

OMG, Tristan is alive!

30 Dec 2006, 19:23

LE Roberts wrote: Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon.

And who doesn't? :lol: Just like kids under the age of 21 used to cross the border to Idaho to drink cause the minimum age there used to be 19.

Oregon has a nice mix of the staid and the liberal, and keeping Oregon green just doesn't always refer to the ecology :smoking:

31 Dec 2006, 00:09

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon.

And who doesn't? Just like kids under the age of 21 used to cross the border to Idaho to drink cause the minimum age there used to be 19.

Oregon has a nice mix of the staid and the liberal, and keeping Oregon green just doesn't always refer to the ecology

I thought it was funny when I lived in Oregon that there is no middle ground; you're either a "hug-every tree" hippie that is fanatical about the enviroment -or- logsman that wants to cut down every tree and cares fuck all about the enviroment.

But I never saw any stipjoints in any of the cities there, I imagine only in Portland? You're not refering to the random, naked hippie chicks that never shower or shave walking to the coffee houses in Albany are you?:barf:

31 Dec 2006, 08:51

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well, you all know how prudish the state is...we did give you the Bush family (actually, it's more like they adopted us)...strict baptist values...blah blah blah

but Austin is quite a bit different from the rest of the state...ya wanna be gay...no problem, we'll welcome you...hippies/freaks galore...plus all those goofy politicians (when the house is in session)...we've got a famous cross-dressing homeless guy who ran for mayor a few years back, and finished in SECOND place..

there must be a reason we have all those bumper stickers that say "KEEP AUSTIN WEIRD"...eh???

The Bushes are actually WASPs from Connecticut/New England Way. Both Dad & son went to Yale-for goodness sake.

Hey Austin gave the world Kinky Friedman!!

31 Dec 2006, 14:51

Little old Adelaide opened the first Aussie nudist beach in 1975.

31 Dec 2006, 15:56

EdelBrock wrote: ...But I never saw any stipjoints in any of the cities there, I imagine only in Portland?

More strippers per capita than anywhere else in the country, they say.

31 Dec 2006, 15:59

DiscoShed wrote: The Bushes are actually WASPs from Connecticut/New England Way. Both Dad & son went to Yale-for goodness sake.

Grampy too.

Dad & Grampy are how W got into Yale in the first place. Merit is for the common folk. :nod:

31 Dec 2006, 16:21

Where I live... For some reason last year, the police shut down all the Asian run massage parlors where you tip to get the "happy ending"... nobody knows why they suddenly shut them down, they didn't do anything bad other than prostitution. They were kinda fun:\ohwell:

I've delivered to two bath houses and they let them alone(see the great Butters episode of South Park if you don't know what a bath house is)

The true strip clubs we have are awfully sleezy... most are too scary to go to at night, park your car at your own risk... Personally I would not think the risk would be worth the laugh, you can always look at the internet so easy even if Pres.Bush and company have cleaned up internet quite a bit :( (the bastard)

2 Jan 2007, 17:03

EdelBrock wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote:

LE Roberts wrote: Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon.

And who doesn't? Just like kids under the age of 21 used to cross the border to Idaho to drink cause the minimum age there used to be 19.

Oregon has a nice mix of the staid and the liberal, and keeping Oregon green just doesn't always refer to the ecology

I thought it was funny when I lived in Oregon that there is no middle ground; you're either a "hug-every tree" hippie that is fanatical about the enviroment -or- logsman that wants to cut down every tree and cares fuck all about the enviroment.

But I never saw any stipjoints in any of the cities there, I imagine only in Portland? You're not refering to the random, naked hippie chicks that never shower or shave walking to the coffee houses in Albany are you?:barf:

Nah, there's at least one of those coffee places in every town, such as at the Beanery in Corvallis.

Weirdly, there are no strip clubs in Corvallis, but boy, there are quite a few of 'em in Salem, Eugene, and Springfield (dunno about Bend, haven't been over there for awhile). Hell, there was even one in fkucin' SCIO for awhile a couple of years back, the Road House needed somethin' to drum up business, so voilá..... :scratch: :idea:

Worked for awhile anyway, how much business of that can there be in a small town populated mostly with Mennonintes? :uhoh: