How prude is your city/province/state? — Forum Archive

21 Dec 2006, 13:26

While we're at it.

Montreal is not Amsterdam, but I think we might be ahead of people on many aspects, but let's see.

In downtown Montreal, there must be one strip club at each and every corner, if not more!
There is no topless only here, it's the full monty!
It is legal to touch! There are 10$ lap dances where the stripper keep her panties only and you are pretty much allowed to touch everything else.
Prostitution is illegal, but pretty much tolerated. There are tons of ads in the classified in each newspaper.
Montreal seems to be the Mecca of Internet Porn for some reason
Swingers club are now legal

Not to count one of the cheif of our main political party is openly gay... I can probably move on with more aspects... :lol:

For women, sorry, but there is only 2 clubs I believe... :shrug:

P/S: No, I didn't test all of these.. ;)

21 Dec 2006, 13:37

Not as prudish as BCD,evidently.

21 Dec 2006, 14:03

Canberra being a planned city, all that stuff is nicely segregated out to the industrial suburbs.

Canberra is Australia's mail order porn supplier.

21 Dec 2006, 14:36

On the prude meter, Boise/all of Idaho ranks pretty high. Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon. :food:

21 Dec 2006, 15:27

[orange]shithole[/orange]

waco,tx

20 thousand churches One major college thats full of more shit that a poorly maintained bathroom, guess which one that is.... Illegals everywhere Poor job structure conceited people,filled up to the rims. THE POLICE WILL NOT PROTECT YOU IN FACT THEY MAY LET SOMEONE SHOOT YOU IN FRONT OF THEM, OTHERWISE IF YOU RAMMED YOUR CAR INTO A FENCE THEY WOULD STILL NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU....even with a helicopter above. BAD FOOD

this place needs to be burned down to the ground and abandoned completely, or midgets need to be let loose to bite people in the legs. suicide midgets.

did I say....shithole?

21 Dec 2006, 15:48

Sounds like you need to move....

My hometown has a 'Private Shop' and theres a brothel somewhere apparently :evil4:

21 Dec 2006, 15:54

I've tried to move twice since October 2003, to Austin...I know people there so it wouldn't be so awkward....

21 Dec 2006, 16:20

Spotty,

Sounds like its not the place to live when armegedon comes around :laugh: Montreal the new Babylon

Not much of a strip club goer (hard to believe, eh?), however the ones here in San Diego suck. The stages have a 10 foot space between the dancers and the audience. The chairs are metal fold outs, full nude means no alchohol, or alcohol means only topless. Won't have a lap dance as they are priced way too high at $50 (and touching is off limits). I was actually bored when I went.

21 Dec 2006, 17:10

You should definitely move to Austin.....it's still in Texas, but it ain't as bad as Wack-O......

Oh, you could also add that in Texas, we aren't allowed to advertise "vibrators" or "sex toys". They have to be called "adult novelties."

pretty stoopid....

21 Dec 2006, 17:27

Not much I can say about my new hometown. Churches and that's about it. For 3 years I haven't befriended anyone and in no way I am involved in the local society. I guess I hate to move on, too. Beliz? Zanzibar? Bali? Or Corpus Christi?

21 Dec 2006, 17:28

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: Not much I can say about my new hometown. Churches and that's about it. For 3 years I haven't befriended anyone and in no way I am involved in the local society. I guess I hate to move on, too. Beliz? Zanzibar? Bali? Or Corpus Christi?

Bali....now I had alot of good times there

21 Dec 2006, 17:36

In Hartford, CT, there is only one strip club isolated from everything else and two adult stores. However, you can find prostitutes on certain streets at any time during the day. In fact, erm, someone tried to give me money at 5pm one afternoon because he thought I was a prostitute.

21 Dec 2006, 19:50

LE Roberts wrote: On the prude meter, Boise/all of Idaho ranks pretty high. Want bare jugs bounced in your face at a bar? Have to cross the border into Oregon.

"Where y'all goin' this time'o'night agin, LE?"

"S'okay cupcake, just got some figures to check out at the.. ahhh.. office..."

"But that's the third tarm this week!"

"Gotta keep abreast of things.. 'Night sugarpie! Don't wait up for ol' LE now, y'hear!"

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 20:01

Massage parlour capital of Canada, and a surprising amount of peep show places.

Its all delightfully sketchy...

I've twice lived in areas (nice neighbourhoods, too) where a adult shop has been 6 meters away.

21 Dec 2006, 20:08

We're not Prudish. We're Southern :toothless:

21 Dec 2006, 20:15

Taboo # 7 wrote: We're not Prudish. We're Southern

I notice y'all knock out yer front teeth down south.

:evil4:

21 Dec 2006, 20:23

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: In Hartford, CT, there is only one strip club isolated from everything else and two adult stores. However, you can find prostitutes on certain streets at any time during the day. In fact, erm, someone tried to give me money at 5pm one afternoon because he thought I was a prostitute.

Think it might have been your gold lame hoochie shorts? :shades: :evil4:

21 Dec 2006, 20:30

"Gotta keep abreast of things.. 'Night sugarpie! Don't wait up for ol' LE now, y'hear!"

:rofl:

And that's on a Sunday night, DC. Wait 'til the Fair rolls into town.

21 Dec 2006, 20:39

Fair? Wow.

You'd be a hard dog to keep on the porch I expect, LE.

I'm imagining something like THIS?

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 20:44

That's ma carrying me. Tells me she only drank on the weekends. Was real hard on her.

21 Dec 2006, 20:53

Who was your pa, LE? The Wichita linesman?

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 20:59

None other

21 Dec 2006, 21:12

What a terrific success story, LE.

Guess that makes you a, dare I say it, chip off the old block?

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 21:22

I have his eye ... and skin.

21 Dec 2006, 21:57

Ah, that'd also explain how you got into the Boise Marching Band. Inherited his talent on the tuber.

:\pimp3:

21 Dec 2006, 22:31

city is not at all.. the state isn't really but there are some really rural parts..

21 Dec 2006, 23:47

my current city...absolutely fabulous. Gayest place on earth. pretty loose about things...including anuses.

22 Dec 2006, 11:49

I have never seen a topless bar where the dancers were not fully nude... it's always been a 3 act dance on stage... one with sexy clothes, one with the top off and one with everything off.

They introduced lesbian scenes on stage recently...! I must say I was quite surprise to see 2 women licking themselves on stage about 5 years ago and then again at my brother's bachelor party... !!!

We're one step away from becoming Amsterdam :evil4:

And hum, you can have private dances for 5$, and lap dances (where you are allowed to touch) for 10$... the later one is pretty surprising, my friends paid me one with 2 girls at my bachelor party and I was a bit too shy to use my hands, but god damn it... 1 girl on each lap was pretty.... (lack of word) :shades:

Not sure I'd do it again :p

22 Dec 2006, 16:24

Spotnick wrote: 1 girl on each lap was pretty....

you have more than one lap???

damn Canadians!!!

22 Dec 2006, 17:06

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: In Hartford, CT, there is only one strip club isolated from everything else and two adult stores. However, you can find prostitutes on certain streets at any time during the day. In fact, erm, someone tried to give me money at 5pm one afternoon because he thought I was a prostitute.

Think it might have been your gold lame hoochie shorts?

I wouldn't be wearing those outside.

And they're not gold lame. They're black.