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Go on then, what's yer best prezie?
Mine's a tossup between a pair of tote's toasies, which I ask my mum for every year and she's never come through, I mentioned this in passing ONCE in front of Leanne about 7 months ago....and she scored me some :D
OR...ir could be the book I mentioned elsewhere.."the book of general ignorance" which is hog heaven for a smug cunt who thinks he's well smarter than he really is...like me.
i got a lot of shit presents.. am going to go see my boyfriend today.. so he'd better have something not shit for me.. lots of pressure on his shoulders!
(I got him a bunch of shit from the anfield clubshop last time i was in Englandshire so he will love me as usual)
in material things.....
a 19" Viewsonic computer monitor. The computer sales guys I work with were impressed-good enough for me.
an HP all in one printer thing.
My current monitor and printer are like 10 years old. Time to take them out back and shoot them like horses I guess.
Best present of all? my 3 week old niece, ok I am in love with the lil winger....
ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: i got a lot of shit presents.. am going to go see my boyfriend today.. so he'd better have something not shit for me.. lots of pressure on his shoulders!
Possibly a "dick in a box"? That would top all of them wouldn't it? or possibly him wanking off in front of you would be tops
DiscoShed wrote:
Best present of all? my 3 week old niece, ok I am in love with the lil winger....
and that is the fookin point, no matter if it is niece, boy/girlfriend, (grant)parents, kids, etc. the most important is to hold, to kiss, to whisper something nice
ha ,just got a belated chrimbo pressie. an acre of land on the MOON?? all i need now is to get a rocking chair n shotgun so i can shoot at passing astronuats.
computers...
My first one (as you have seen in a picture): A Packard Bell Legend in 1994.
My second one: an upgrade- a 2001 Gateway 700S.
Oh... Well, due to some problems that arose this year, I didn't get any (except some money from my aunt). However, I got to enjoy a small Christmas dinner with my family.
Due to working til 7am xmas day, mine was kinda shafted too. Oh AND my computer's new HD let me down by refusing to communicate with my motherboard. Talk about awkward.
Mine was a bit washed out too!
My parents had a fire at their house meaning their kitchen (fitted 9 months ago) was ruined and the rest of the house and their belongings smoke damaged.
They've had to move out for 3 months while remedial works take place. Christmas Day was spent crammed round my sisters dining table!
They also booked a holiday to Tenerife, they should have flown out today, but the company they booked with went bust!
I told them not to bother buying a lottery ticket this month!
That Steph's sister took herself and her douchbag of a fiancee out of here in the middle of the night on Christmas Eve...appears we weren't being nice enough to him...and we were offending her by a)smoking pot (which is odd, seeing as we wouldn't even know who to get it from, and I am allergic to the shit)...b)watching porn (once again, odd, considering that we were playing the game systems)....
So the fuckwits drove to Colorado, to go skiing...and they got snowed in...bwahahahahaha....that God, he's seriously a funny guy...
Just to spend so much time with family..............
Oh and a pair of the most fantastic boots...........(which I bought myself)
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: ...and we were offending her by...watching porn (once again, odd, considering that we were playing the game systems)...
What kind of game system do you have? 
UPDATE ON LAST NEGATIVE REPLY:
My cousin took my mum out to Bingo to cheer her up (my mum never goes to Bingo), they've just won 5 grand!!!
Seems they might have their holiday afteralll!
Hooray 
:)
[magenta]cozmonite61[/magenta] wrote: Oh... Well, due to some problems that arose this year, I didn't get any
Not even a tiny sticky parcel in the post?.. did Santa not empty his sack?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: the fuckwits drove to Colorado, to go skiing...and they got snowed in...bwahahahahaha...
Co- lah- radah is soo very on the Travel- to Wish list. Three months for the hiking or 4the Winter skiing. Should maybe, curse the friends that would either Drive or Fly down to Utah each winter. I don't.. It'll happen.
They make it back to Texas Jeff or giving you the Grace.
Anorak time,
i got a book recording the beatles, about the gear used in the making of sargent pepper, the book of general ignorance|(good init?), box set of python DVD's and 4 day's off, first time in 5 years I've been off on christmas eve, several drinks were consumed of course
especially after the last few days
