My Worst present was.....

A little keychain cyberman head that speaks.

Nice idea, but it bangs on about deletion and upgrading and all the other shit the new "parrallell" cybermen do, but never once says.>..

"now you belong to us" "resistance is futile" "we know of your inteligence"

Or any of the other cool cybersayings, OR use any of the excellent voices that they have had over the years

Like.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsv4SThsCtE OR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlypZVCkmec

my grandmother got me a sweater that would have been 3 sizes big even before i lost 50 lbs.

pisses me off because the shop she got it from is not really around me. :(

A dpc machine and a plasterer.

Don't mean to be ungrateful as it's also my most expensive present, but still!

eep.

I got a hunk of coal.

i got some trainers which have a black and white check pattern to them.........erm not really my bag.

I once got some "Mexican jumping beans" that never did too much jumping. :(

Of course, I kinda let them collect dust for a year

Taboo # 7 wrote: I once got some "Mexican jumping beans" that never did too much jumping. :(

Of course, I kinda let them collect dust for a year

Dude, you gotta hold them in your hand. Your body heat is what makes them jump.

After a year, they either hatched, or they died, so they wouldn't be jumping then anyway.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: A dpc machine and a plasterer.

Don't mean to be ungrateful as it's also my most expensive present, but still!

dpc machine???

Deranged piece of crap...

...coming back to NOOL and finding it boring.

DPC, is damp proof something, course, probably.

it has nothing to do with the other sort of DP, if it was do you really think Jem would have listed it as her WORST prezzie?

Other sort of DP???

It was indeed a damp proof course injecting machine. I had a damp problem and it was one of the remedies needed.

... stomach bug

I love Doctor Pepper

Cath wrote: I got a hunk of coal.

You dont mean one of those heated up and squashed ones set in a ring do you??!

Missy Jem wrote: Other sort of DP???

I had a damp problem and it was one of the remedies needed.

Er, I believe 'deep penetration' is what he was talking about, in which case damp needn't necessarily be such a problem

All my pressies were good, which is why I haven't bothered posting crap on here like usual!

Steve Lea wrote:

Cath wrote: I got a hunk of coal.

You dont mean one of those heated up and squashed ones set in a ring do you??!

Missy Jem wrote: Other sort of DP???

I had a damp problem and it was one of the remedies needed.

Er, I believe 'deep penetration' is what he was talking about, in which case damp needn't necessarily be such a problem

I believe the term is actually 'double penetration' Sorry to be the pedant,but it is y'know

I'm only sorry I left the pedantry to you BRF, should have done it meself ;)

Ah you can always rely on you lot to discuss these subjects in depth

I just like to prompt you all

A storage box for 12 floppy disks...

.................despatched to the spare room; only to re-appear on feet when she next visits...............

i liked all of my presents....:)