Bacon Sandwiches

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Too much salt is bad for you.

Too much salt is bad for you.

Depends how you take it

Digi Mike Binoche wrote:

Too much salt is bad for you.

Depends how you take it

With Lime....................and Tequila!:)

How else? Chips?

ok then !

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kath wrote: Too much salt is bad for you.

I don't put salt on my bacon...

Don't need to................crackling in disguise! However.............as long as you make sure you have plenty of lemonade in the house..........it's an acceptable indulgence!

Will have cut down these so much it won't be worth eating!

ROCKET MICK wrote: Will have cut down these so much it won't be worth eating!

Shall I let you into a secret?

Kath wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: Will have cut down these so much it won't be worth eating!

Shall I let you into a secret?

As long as you don't tell it is all SALT.EVERYTHING i ate and DRANK before is BAD for me.Hence the reason i am in the state of health i am,apart from the part which is HEREDITRY.

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Kath wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: Will have cut down these so much it won't be worth eating!

Shall I let you into a secret?

As long as you don't tell it is all SALT.EVERYTHING i ate and DRANK before is BAD for me.Hence the reason i am in the state of health i am,apart from the part which is HEREDITRY.

Obviously, avoid very salty foods - ie bacon and sausage - but you can get the salt out of bacon, by rinsing it under cold water several times until the water runs clear.........grill it and the remainder of the salt - and fat - will disappear. Use 'LO-SALT' get it from any supermarket, much better than the normal salt - though I have to be honest, I use that for the kids, I pour sea salt on my food............I digress.............use LO SALT -- bit pricey, but worth it ok!!!!?????

i've already given up enough this Christmas. I've had loads of bacon sarnies too. Nearly one a day. I've eaten so much bacon, my cock has gone curly like a pig's.

:oink:

BIGINOIL wrote: i've already given up enough this Christmas. I've had loads of bacon sarnies too. Nearly one a day. I've eaten so much bacon, my cock has gone curly like a pig's.

:oink:

You need that looking at love.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Kath wrote: Too much salt is bad for you.

I don't put salt on my bacon...

why did i take that the wrong way...lol...

my battery is going flat. night everyone x x x

ROCKET MICK wrote: Will have cut down these so much it won't be worth eating!

If you Really want to resist that bacon butty temptation..... Click here

bacon=shaft=cockadoodle-doo...nevermind....

i don't want spotnick beating me up with an already warped umbrella,but i guess he'll have to....

YOU DON'T PUT SALT ON YER BACON....YOU DON'T PUT A CONDOM ON YER SHaft...okay thats how i took it...which leads me to ask you....

how many children do you hAve running around?

*Animadversion* wrote:

I've got a cock, it looks like a rasher It's long and thin, its got white fat on it It curls about, it curls about There's Lo-salt on and crispy rind too

I've got a cock, like a rasher, a rasher, a rasher ...

Catchy lyrics, it could be a hit !

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...I've never referred to my penis as bacon either...

wow...people from NOOL are STRANGE!!!

especially me!!!

Jeff, hope the results of my research are of some use. :)

Vegan: noun i Inhabitant of the star system Vega iiPerson who believes it is wrong to wear a pair of shoes made from the hide of one animal that was already dead, but fine to wear a pair ade from plasitc which is made of MILLIONS of animals that were already dead. It is unclear whether the animals they care about have to be of minimum size, or minimum cuteness, but certainly vegans do not refuse smallpox and polio vaccines, for example, both of which are designed to turn the innocculee's own body into a genocide machine for tiny beasties.

You're forgetting Las Vegans Steve, they don't eat chorizo.

James Thomas wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: erm...I've never referred to my penis as bacon either...

wow...people from NOOL are STRANGE!!!

especially me!!!

Jeff, hope the results of my research are of some use. :)

Buggeration, that sent the needle on my wrongometer a bit wild.

James Thomas wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote:

I've got a cock, it looks like a rasher It's long and thin, its got white fat on it It curls about, it curls about There's Lo-salt on and crispy rind too

I've got a cock, like a rasher, a rasher, a rasher ...

Catchy lyrics, it could be a hit !

across yer head...cos i didn't write that...what the hell is a rasher? now i'm confused....

A Rasher is a slice of Bacon :)

*Animadversion* wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote:

I've got a cock, it looks like a rasher It's long and thin, its got white fat on it It curls about, it curls about There's Lo-salt on and crispy rind too

I've got a cock, like a rasher, a rasher, a rasher ...

Catchy lyrics, it could be a hit !

across yer head...cos i didn't write that...what the hell is a rasher? now i'm confused....

I'm giving up the bread and just eating the bacon without the carbs

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: A Rasher is a slice of Bacon :)

They look a bit like these plasters

John Sludden wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote:

James Thomas wrote:

*Animadversion* wrote:

I've got a cock, it looks like a rasher It's long and thin, its got white fat on it It curls about, it curls about There's Lo-salt on and crispy rind too

I've got a cock, like a rasher, a rasher, a rasher ...

Catchy lyrics, it could be a hit !

across yer head...cos i didn't write that...what the hell is a rasher? now i'm confused....

now thats bad.,....and ugly...more like fugly...jeezus....