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Jiphy wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Groan Press snooze [...] Wash/clean teeth [...] Eat cereal Leave for work
Realise it's Saturday.
What is the use of brushing your teeth before having your breakfast ?
What if you smile at work while some cereals remain between your teeth ?
Still tho..better than an awkward noticable pube flossing your knashers of a morning! Uncouth,to say the least!
Boatraceface wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Curse Dress Curse wake kids curse wake them again get them all ready, fed & off to schools
then i can think about my own breakfast (if the youngest will let me)
Similar story here! But take time to empty your bins! or your Town Halls will end up chocca,and you'll have to carry them around in a wheel barrow like Buster Gonad! It only takes a minute..or less if your faster! My tip of the day to those with hectic schedules
Everyone will benifit from your sunny disposition if you only make time...or your money back
I'll try to remember that tomorrow morn
. . . but that'll mean i'll be thinking of you while i'm polishing - THAT's not gonna work
ally wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: And anyone who can't is just plain giving it up for Lent,surely?
There's nowt wrong with a bit of Lent
True. But in my experience, it's better to make a tent!
CuanaD - D-plus wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Curse Dress Curse wake kids curse wake them again get them all ready, fed & off to schools
then i can think about my own breakfast (if the youngest will let me)
Similar story here! But take time to empty your bins! or your Town Halls will end up chocca,and you'll have to carry them around in a wheel barrow like Buster Gonad! It only takes a minute..or less if your faster! My tip of the day to those with hectic schedules
I'll try to remember that tomorrow morn
. . . but that'll mean i'll be thinking of you while i'm polishing - THAT's not gonna work
That's ok.That's what Gay icons are for..Hang on!I'm not here to be wanked at 
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: go take a leak..if I tried to have a wank first thing in the morning, I would just end up shooting my piss all over the place!!!
that makes two of us
Rick Banks wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: go take a leak..if I tried to have a wank first thing in the morning, I would just end up shooting my piss all over the place!!!
that makes two of us
Tubgirl, is the girl for you
Boatraceface wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Curse Dress Curse wake kids curse wake them again get them all ready, fed & off to schools
then i can think about my own breakfast (if the youngest will let me)
Similar story here! But take time to empty your bins! or your Town Halls will end up chocca,and you'll have to carry them around in a wheel barrow like Buster Gonad! It only takes a minute..or less if your faster! My tip of the day to those with hectic schedules
I'll try to remember that tomorrow morn
. . . but that'll mean i'll be thinking of you while i'm polishing - THAT's not gonna work
That's ok.That's what Gay icons are for..Hang on!I'm not here to be wanked at
that's ok - i'll just think about some of the nool girls instead, right, who's in this thread?
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Apologies to all concerned, i'll get me coat, etc
Boatraceface wrote:
Rick Banks wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: go take a leak..if I tried to have a wank first thing in the morning, I would just end up shooting my piss all over the place!!!
that makes two of us
Tubgirl, is the girl for you
oh god no
well whatever flicks your switch
CuanaD - D-plus wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Bet you revert back to Boatrace at the last minute!
bet you do too
Vinegar-strokeraceface!
My Mam will be soooo proud! 
Turn off the outside porch light and throw on some tunes (Neko Case today) after waiting for my morning boner to subside.
MONTY The Merciless wrote: Out of bed
Have Shower
Have a piss
Get out of shower
(What?
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Good, you know how to save water...
if you shower at night and get into a dirty bed that's groce.. also if your sheets are mostly clean even you can be sweating and who knows what for the 8 hours while sleeping. blah
I shower before work, but I just CAN'T eat for hours after I get up, it's like my guts stay asleep for 4 more hours or something.
EG...I had sod all sleep for the last few days so yesterday morning I went to bed as soon as I got home....I went to bed STARVING, woke up 3 hours later and got up ( was planning a second nap pre-work), and had to practicaly force food down my throat with a sink plunger.
Missy Jem wrote: My dentist told me it's better than to have nasty plaque and stuff from your teeth going on your cornflakes!
IS IT PICK ON JEM DAY TODAY?????!!!!
Well, technically you brushed before going to bed, so there shouldn't be any ;)
As for me.. obviously going for a piss... that's usually what gets me up anyways.
Missy Jem wrote: IS IT PICK ON JEM DAY TODAY?????!!!!
erm...isn't that everyday sweet pea???
WE STILL DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!
WOW...that might cause some additional morning wood...
and that one lass has the shiniest belly button lent I have EVER seen!!!
I first of all TURN THE STEREO on - why is it not on the frigging list??? Then comes whatever on the way - wife, piss, drugs, whatever.
|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: I first of all TURN THE STEREO on - why is it not on the frigging list??? Then comes whatever on the way - wife, piss, drugs, whatever.
What, so you crank up the CHOONS and then piss all over your wife while she hoovers up the morning charlie??? Every morning????
Fuck me - DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS, FOLKS??!!!??
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: if you shower at night and get into a dirty bed that's groce.. also if your sheets are mostly clean even you can be sweating and who knows what for the 8 hours while sleeping. blah
My bedding is ALWAYS clean, I change it once a week, it's my luxury to have lovely smelling bedding. I don't sweat, I'm a lady. I only shower at night on a school night because I know I'll be late in the morning.
At weekends I shower in the morning and if I go out, I re-shower that night.
Missy Jem Extremely Hygienic
