First thing you do when you wake up

I loves me caffeine, so coffee pot is first, then through for a slash.

And, personally, I'm quite happy walking around the house naked with the 'owd soldier standing to attention....

Anyone else got a ritual?

go back to sleep...

Bog switch monitor/tv on so that it's stopped being fragile and flicery when I return from.... caffeine duties.

Groan Press snooze Doze Groan Press snooze again

(Repeat approx. 5 times)

Look at clock Swear Dive out of bed Wash/clean teeth Throw clothes on Brush hair Drink orange juice Eat cereal Leave for work

Realise it's Saturday.

Hide the hard on if the kids are up...Pull the head off it,if not.

Looking at the above, it seems you're the only w*nker on hear Boaty!

The rest are liars!

Go for a piss and THANK the LORD i am not going to work!

Who you calling winker Jem? I aint no Ronaldo

And where's this email about your funny dream featuring me and her indoors,you promised? Waiting,still..:Tapsfoot:

Look at the time,listen to see if i can guess what the weathers like outside.

:mail4u:

Missy Jem wrote: Looking at the above, it seems you're the only w*nker on hear Boaty!

The rest are liars!

No time for entertainment on a work night. Mind you on my time off it takes two wanks just to start me heart :D

Doctor? wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Looking at the above, it seems you're the only w*nker on hear Boaty!

The rest are liars!

No time for entertainment on a work night. Mind you on my time off it takes two wanks just to start me heart :D

You have a swinging brick for a heart tho Steve..Good job you don't have two hearts like your hero Doctor Who I reckon? Two swinging bricks would be a real show stopper when combined with wanking.Iyaz!Claret all over the gaff

P.S. Does the Doctor have two hearts? or am I talking shite.I hope he does! Otherwise he's just a jumped up punk,whose fuck all without a Tardis and a mediocre line in underwear!

Does he have three hearts, even?

go back to sleep.... wake back up.... lay there....think about making breakfast finally get up...put on shoes... god this is boring....:)

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: go take a leak..if I tried to have a wank first thing in the morning, I would just end up shooting my piss all over the place!!!

Young hearts,run free, never get hung up,hung up like Jeff al Jeffrizzi!

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Looking at the above, it seems you're the only w*nker on hear Boaty!

The rest are liars!

No time for entertainment on a work night. Mind you on my time off it takes two wanks just to start me heart :D

You have a swinging brick for a heart tho Steve..Good job you don't have two hearts like your hero Doctor Who I reckon? Two swinging bricks would be a real show stopper when combined with wanking.Iyaz!Claret all over the gaff

P.S. Does the Doctor have two hearts? or am I talking shite.I hope he does! Otherwise he's just a jumped up punk,whose fuck all without a Tardis and a mediocre line in underwear!

Does he have three hearts, even?

Aye, he has two hearts, a respiritory bypass system and half a dozen other bizarre phyiological quirks.

Underneath my cold exterior beats a heart of pure stone :D

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Looking at the above, it seems you're the only w*nker on hear Boaty!

The rest are liars!

No time for entertainment on a work night. Mind you on my time off it takes two wanks just to start me heart :D

You have a swinging brick for a heart tho Steve..Good job you don't have two hearts like your hero Doctor Who I reckon? Two swinging bricks would be a real show stopper when combined with wanking.Iyaz!Claret all over the gaff

P.S. Does the Doctor have two hearts? or am I talking shite.I hope he does! Otherwise he's just a jumped up punk,whose fuck all without a Tardis and a mediocre line in underwear!

Does he have three hearts, even?

Aye, he has two hearts, a respiritory bypass system and half a dozen other bizarre phyiological quirks.

Underneath my cold exterior beats a heart of pure stone :D

And a pen that picks locks and everything.Don't forget the pen!

Could you ave him in a scrap Steve?Special laser pens put to one side. Just the two of you duking it out in nothing more than a pair of Tardis-wabs? I reckon the Doctor would be a hard bastard with a few moves.

Missy Jem wrote: Groan Press snooze Doze Groan Press snooze again

(Repeat approx. 5 times)

Look at clock Swear Dive out of bed Wash/clean teeth Throw clothes on Brush hair Drink orange juice Eat cereal Leave for work

Realise it's Saturday.

ewww don't you shower?!!

I tend to shower before bed, as I can't get up in a morning!

Sorry, double post!

Missy Jem wrote: I tend to shower before bed, as I can't get up in a morning!

Always thought you are a DIRTY B*TCH

Curse Dress Curse wake kids curse wake them again get them all ready, fed & off to schools

then i can think about my own breakfast (if the youngest will let me)

Missy Jem wrote: Groan Press snooze [...] Wash/clean teeth [...] Eat cereal Leave for work

Realise it's Saturday.

What is the use of brushing your teeth before having your breakfast ?

What if you smile at work while some cereals remain between your teeth ?

My dentist told me it's better than to have nasty plaque and stuff from your teeth going on your cornflakes!

IS IT PICK ON JEM DAY TODAY?????!!!!

CuanaD - D-plus wrote: Curse Dress Curse wake kids curse wake them again get them all ready, fed & off to schools

then i can think about my own breakfast (if the youngest will let me)

Similar story here! But take time to empty your bins! or your Town Halls will end up chocca,and you'll have to carry them around in a wheel barrow like Buster Gonad! It only takes a minute..or less if your faster! My tip of the day to those with hectic schedules Everyone will benifit from your sunny disposition if you only make time...or your money back

ally wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I tend to shower before bed, as I can't get up in a morning!

Ditto! I find it much easier to shave in the evening as well so I just have to get up, get dressed, eat breakfast then fcuk off out the door.

I'm definitely not a morning person. I quite regularly have difficulty spooning Weetabix into me gob before I have to get into the car :dead:

As for the poll, anyone who can knock out a quick one first thing in the morning must have a fantastic bladder

And anyone who can't is just plain giving it up for Lent,surely?

Missy Jem wrote: My dentist told me it's better than to have nasty plaque and stuff from your teeth going on your cornflakes!

IS IT PICK ON JEM DAY TODAY?????!!!!

Well, here we say "menteur comme dentiste" ("liar like a dentist")...