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Wait for your morning boner to subside 4 (12%)
Masturbate (see above) 3 (9%)
Make Tea 0 (0%)
Make coffee 2 (6%)
Eat 0 (0%)
Shower/Bath 2 (6%)
Go for a piss 18 (55%)
Other (please specify) 4 (12%)

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11 Jan 2007, 03:26

Missy Jem wrote:

Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: if you shower at night and get into a dirty bed that's groce.. also if your sheets are mostly clean even you can be sweating and who knows what for the 8 hours while sleeping. blah

My bedding is ALWAYS clean, I change it once a week, it's my luxury to have lovely smelling bedding. I don't sweat, I'm a lady. I only shower at night on a school night because I know I'll be late in the morning.

At weekends I shower in the morning and if I go out, I re-shower that night.

Missy Jem Extremely Hygienic

The lady protests too much.

You are smelly Jem and I claim my £40.

:laugh:

11 Jan 2007, 03:29

you gotta shower in the morning.

11 Jan 2007, 05:11

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: if you shower at night and get into a dirty bed that's groce.. also if your sheets are mostly clean even you can be sweating and who knows what for the 8 hours while sleeping. blah

My bedding is ALWAYS clean, I change it once a week, it's my luxury to have lovely smelling bedding. I don't sweat, I'm a lady. I only shower at night on a school night because I know I'll be late in the morning.

At weekends I shower in the morning and if I go out, I re-shower that night.

Missy Jem Extremely Hygienic

The lady protests too much.

You are smelly Jem and I claim my £40.

I stink!:p

11 Jan 2007, 05:14

Doctor Clayhead wrote: The lady protests too much.

You are smelly Jem and I claim my £40.

Doesn't this shower before bed routine also kind of imply you ain't gettin' no sugar stick?

:\pimp3:

11 Jan 2007, 05:22

Or does it imply I'm ultra clean when I do? :laugh:

11 Jan 2007, 05:23

scratch me nut sack and me knob.

and wipe the cack out of the corner of both eyes.

11 Jan 2007, 13:48

J.A.K wrote: wipe the cack out of the corner of both eyes.

Both eyes? Pretty adventurous. I bet the boys down at Scouser McFisty's (a reputable gay bar) love to see you coming in with two empty arms.

11 Jan 2007, 18:06

hit the alarm, and snooze for about 15-18 minutes
also try to remember what day it is
during the week, there's almost no time for sex of any type at all in the morning
shower, shave, check on torrents and e-mail, eat breakfast

11 Jan 2007, 19:36

Missy Jem wrote: I tend to shower before bed, as I can't get up in a morning!

you wont be able to get up in a morning,your a girl and i hope you,ve no balls to scratch either. :nonono: :evil4:

11 Jan 2007, 20:43

Some of us might be approaching that time of life where we go a for a piss before we wake up.

Cheers

14 Jan 2007, 19:28

you need some plastic sheets then buddy...

15 Jan 2007, 01:37

I wake up to realise I'm stil alive! DAMN!

Yeah, then I check my boobs, are they ok. And scratch my balls, because they're itchy in the morning..

15 Jan 2007, 15:25

BONOette wrote: I wake up to realise I'm stil alive! DAMN!

Yeah, then I check my boobs, are they ok. And scratch my balls, because they're itchy in the morning..

boobs and balls.

15 Jan 2007, 15:28

NOOLigan wrote:

BONOette wrote: I wake up to realise I'm stil alive! DAMN!

Yeah, then I check my boobs, are they ok. And scratch my balls, because they're itchy in the morning..

boobs and balls.

Whatever floats your boat. :evil4:

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