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I reckon weedy fop-haired homosexual Jew, Amstell, would batter the cocky little 'Mod'.
Amstell's lean and wirey, probably got hidden strengths. Whereas Preston's only 4ft2 tall in Cuban heels.
Love the bit where Preston said you can't diss his family. What? But you can walk out on your bird of a billion years to marry some fick bird you've just met on a TV Reality show? Oh, perlease.
Hey,whatevers good for your career eh? Its highly likely the VERY Ordinary Boys would've been dropped from their label by now had it not been for BB,and the silly bitch who thinks dying her hair dark will make her clever.
Walking off the show is just screaming "I've got a new album out". Bill Bailey replaced him with a member of the audience,who was probably more entertaining!
Amstell, the posh lad loses.The posh lad always loses.
Unless he is Martin Johnson of England Rugby fame.He is a right hard looking posh fucker!
Steve One wrote: Hey,whatevers good for your career eh? Its highly likely the VERY Ordinary Boys would've been dropped from their label by now had it not been for BB,and the silly bitch who thinks dying her hair dark will make her clever.
Walking off the show is just screaming "I've got a new album out". Bill Bailey replaced him with a member of the audience,who was probably more entertaining!
can not wait for it to air !
Boatraceface wrote: Amstell, the posh lad loses.The posh lad always loses.
Unless he is Martin Johnson of England Rugby fame.He is a right hard looking posh fucker!
martin johnson posh?
you've obviously neer spoken to him! 
hibster wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Amstell, the posh lad loses.The posh lad always loses.
Unless he is Martin Johnson of England Rugby fame.He is a right hard looking posh fucker!
martin johnson posh? you've obviously neer spoken to him!
Well, he's obviously not as posh as you! No-one could be! 
Whenever I see the title of this thread, I always think of a certain bass player for the Cure.
Simon Amstell fricking wins.
Preston is some talantless prick who couldn't make a decent album if he had the worlds best producers/songwriters at his disposal.
hibster wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Amstell, the posh lad loses.The posh lad always loses.
Unless he is Martin Johnson of England Rugby fame.He is a right hard looking posh fucker!
martin johnson posh? you've obviously neer spoken to him!
Looks 'ard tho don't he?
I have'nt clapped eyes on Amstell so it's tough to call. Just read he was posh,and jumped the gun..
Posh people's daddies don't teach them how to punch proper,do they?..But a hard slap might do for young Preston anyhow, so its 50/50.Decent match up 
Probably AMSTELL! Preston's eyes are all over the place.He'd probably see two of him in a punch-up and punch the one on the left.
who are the ordinary boys? 
honestly, I don't know. but I'm looking forward to see the episode.
Boatraceface wrote:
hibster wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Amstell, the posh lad loses.The posh lad always loses.
Unless he is Martin Johnson of England Rugby fame.He is a right hard looking posh fucker!
martin johnson posh? you've obviously neer spoken to him!
Looks 'ard tho don't he?
it's not just that - it's his sheer physical size - went up to him after bristol had beaten leicester a few years back (& we'd had a man sent off in the first 5 mins for head butting) & got him to sign the program. nice as pie he was, but when he took the pen it was lilke the little britain sketch with dennis waterman in reverse - the pen seemed to shrink to matchstick size proportions in his showel sized paw
El Jarvo wrote:
hibster wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Amstell, the posh lad loses.The posh lad always loses.
Unless he is Martin Johnson of England Rugby fame.He is a right hard looking posh fucker!
martin johnson posh? you've obviously neer spoken to him!
Well, he's obviously not as posh as you! No-one could be!
one is having a laugh?
Steve One wrote: Walking off the show is just screaming "I've got a new album out". Bill Bailey replaced him with a member of the audience,who was probably more entertaining!
LOL!
