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I've just won the lottery!!!!!
Not any old lottery, but the world-renowned "loto drwa" that I didn't even enter! What's more, it's the 14th such lottery I have won this week alone, despite not having entered any of them. All they need is my bank account details to pay the multi millions of dollars into, and I will be set up for life. More money than even Beckham!
Cunts.
Does anyone else get plagued with this crap on a daily basis?
Yes it's very annoying.
In the past 2 months I have been plagued by emails regarding investments and shares. They all have a coloured square at the top of them and a silly paragraph underneath which doesn't mean anything.
They don't have an unsubscribe option. These come to my home and work email accounts.
Steve, I can't believe you never get any. You obviously don't look at porn on the net - you weirdo! 
Missy Jem wrote: Yes it's very annoying.
In the past 2 months I have been plagued by emails regarding investments and shares. They all have a coloured square at the top of them and a silly paragraph underneath which doesn't mean anything.
They don't have an unsubscribe option. These come to my home and work email accounts.
Steve, I can't believe you never get any. You obviously don't look at porn on the net - you weirdo!
Well they've no chance of coming through at work,and i dont need to surf for porn,im only into anal and theres enough shit on here for anyone!
Missy Jem wrote: I bet the trainer section of your catalogue is porn to you :p
That and your profile...
I won and I win so much thanks to lotteries that many people from Africa send me e-mails to invite me to invest in the heart of darkness...
Just before reading your post I was wondering how they manage to find my address... They are very clever. I have not a single spam about viagra or penis enlargment, but I have at least three spams from Africa on a daily basis. I also received one today, written in French (yes Sir !), about an Algerian who wanted to give me plenty of money from some tribe chief in Mossad, Iraq...
Somewhere,in deepest,darkest Nigeria, there is a warehouse full of luxury motor cars, all won by me.All i have to do is pay the export tax and they will be on the next boat to the U.K.
I've always been lucky in competitions.Even those which i did'nt enter.
I also own a luxury vila in Southern Spain,have'nt seen it but a very nice fella from India phoned one evening and told me it was as good as mine.
Johnny wrote: I've won the dutch lottery many times ,yes
I have'nt arf won the Dutch lottery.Twice a month at least..
And the biggy African 8 million notes one at least six times. Minted!
I'm also heir to a massive fortune in Nigeria,after a tragic plane crash claimed the lives of my relative Chief Chungaboo Hudlor and his spouse and offspring..So if anyone wants lend me a tenner now,I'm good for it after I email my bank details.
Why can't they do the drop in a bag? Oldskool
apparently i need penil enlargement ( last thing i need ).and my family in U.S.A have left me loads of cash.. does that stand for Uther Side of Accrington ??
For some reason I never get spam to my gmail account. I probably get more in my college email, even though I can count on one hand the number of people I've given it too.
Wasim wrote: For some reason I never get spam to my gmail account. I probably get more in my college email, even though I can count on one hand the number of people I've given it too.
You are one lucky guy then Wasim, I have just looked at my Gmail account for the first time since Friday and there are 1042 Spam messages in it!
