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If you go to this website:
http://www.myheritage.com and click on face recognition, it will give you who you are looking like.
Gives pretty weird results... I can't post them here right now, but I apparently look like Elton John (!) must be the glasses on the picture.. at 63%
I will keep the Brad Pitt one at 59%, it's better 
I posted my results here, and I had to remove Little Richards... please
Wait a minute
I tried with another picture and it gives better results (maybe it's because Jemma is on the picture, who knows )
This time.
Jack Osbourne ... 75% Matthiew Perry ... 72% Matt Stone ... 68% Phillip Seymour Hoffman .. 67%
and some guy I don't even know ;)
I should find one without glasses somewhere.. plus, I don't even need those glasses, but to read.
Heath Ledger (someone please remind me who he is
)
John Travolta 
Luis Figo
James Van Der Beek
Peter Sellers
edit: oh shit just found out he's one of them puffs in Brokeback Mountain
Damn site just crashed on me!
Perhaps it's me that looks like Jack Osbourne Nic!
Oh and Johnny, Heath Ledger is gorgeous! Actor, starred in several films but I can't remember the names.
Missy Jem wrote:
Oh and Johnny, Heath Ledger is gorgeous! Actor, starred in several films but I can't remember the names.
Can't see it meself
(me on the left)
Heath Ledger
The results vary a lot depending on the pictures you use. I've tried five different photographs and the only celebrities who appeared more than once were Annie Lennox and Jarno Trulli. 
One Brain wrote: The results vary a lot depending on the pictures you use. I've tried five different photographs and the only celebrities who appeared more than once were Annie Lennox and Jarno Trulli.
True... and it never mentioned Shaun Bean or Ewan Mcgregor
It just give me Simon Weston and Joey Deacon,and I was'nt even pulling a mongface on the photo.Bit harsh!
One Brain wrote: The results vary a lot depending on the pictures you use. I've tried five different photographs and the only celebrities who appeared more than once were Annie Lennox and Jarno Trulli.
Maybe they don't have Brian Eno in their database 
Johnny wrote: Heath Ledger (someone please remind me who he is
Well, a gay cowboy in brokeback mountain
Boatraceface wrote: 97% Simon Weston 47% Joey Deacon ...
OI! upload your OWN picture you cunt and stop using mine!!!!!!!!
Doctor? wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: 97% Simon Weston 47% Joey Deacon ...
OI! upload your OWN picture you cunt and stop using mine!!!!!!!!
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards anywhere on your list Steve?
78% Peter Sellers, 70% Larry King??
What am I, old and Jewish? (no disrespect meant to anyone)
"#$%...i tried with another pic and:
Fuck it...the woman i most hate in the world!!definitively this thing doesn't work for me....but it seems i look like Hayden Christensen !!
Boatraceface wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: 97% Simon Weston 47% Joey Deacon ...
OI! upload your OWN picture you cunt and stop using mine!!!!!!!!
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards anywhere on your list Steve?
Nah , gotta be Trevor Horn surely
Does anyone know who Dogs Dinner is? Never heard of her myself...........is she an actress/singer????
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Bernard Sumner 83% wot the ......
You actually look like Barney circa 2006 Digi.. Not to mention the bloke out of"Rita Sue and Bob too" Totally.
Lol at Johnny's 'League of Cambellmen' pic
Johnny wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
OI! upload your OWN picture you cunt and stop using mine!!!!!!!!
Nah , gotta be Trevor Horn surely
Boatraceface wrote:
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Bernard Sumner 83% wot the ......
You actually look like Barney circa 2006 Digi.. Not to mention the bloke out of"Rita Sue and Bob too" Totally.
That made me spew my drink over my keyboard!
Boatraceface wrote:
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Bernard Sumner 83% wot the ......
You actually look like Barney circa 2006 Digi.. Not to mention the bloke out of"Rita Sue and Bob too" Totally.
Not to mention Ian Beale
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: fucking thing said I look like a turnip...
WHAT THE FUCK???
actually Jeff.....
Missy Jem wrote: That's a turnip for the books.
(I think you look like a cabbage)
I was thinking a potato.. but a classy one. Lets say a Maris Piper.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Can you get Stone Cold Steve Austin spuds?
6 million dollar spuds?
No Jeff looks like Stone Cold Steve who does/did??? phoney wrestling, WWF pretend grappling.
Not to be confused with the one who makes Eastwood look so fine...Lee Majors, also one armed robot freak features mush, in 6 million dollars....
Shame.. cos thats the real Steve Austin to me, together with that stupid noise that happened when he did something cool.
Just tried it...
What amazing results ! If you need to make a comparaison, take a look at the "check my pictures" of my profile...
So in order, we have... Evander Holyfield 58%. I do not have a faint who he is, but in no way am I black... Devon Oaki 56%. Same problem with the first one and I am not Asian at all... Tobey Maguire 55%. Who is that man ? Jack Kerouac 53%. A little closer in my opinion... Charlize Theron 51%. 51% of me could be suited for sexual harrassment on my person !!! Robert E. Lee 49%. Is that the famous General ? Should think of having a moustache. Fernando Pesoa 48%. It leaves me speechless... Matthew Broderick 48%. I cannot see the trick... + who is he ? Barry Manilow 47%. Another stranger to me + he more looks like Eric Idle... Frank Lampard 46%. Is that the football player ? This scanner must be drunk !
Jiphy wrote: Just tried it...
What amazing results ! If you need to make a comparaison, take a look at the "check my pictures" of my profile...
So in order, we have... Evander Holyfield 58%. I do not have a faint who he is, but in no way am I black... Devon Oaki 56%. Same problem with the first one and I am not Asian at all... Tobey Maguire 55%. Who is that man ? Jack Kerouac 53%. A little closer in my opinion... Charlize Theron 51%. 51% of me could be suited for sexual harrassment on my person !!! Robert E. Lee 49%. Is that the famous General ? Should think of having a moustache. Fernando Pesoa 48%. It leaves me speechless... Matthew Broderick 48%. I cannot see the trick... + who is he ? Barry Manilow 47%. Another stranger to me + he more looks like Eric Idle... Frank Lampard 46%. Is that the football player ? This scanner must be drunk !
Jaysus Jiphy. that mebbe proves its all a load of bollocks
NObabe wrote: WHOOHOO
Keira Knightley 76%
edit: Sophie Marceau if I upload the pic that's in my avatar
Maya.
I must confess that your new avatar made me check your profile... It leaded me to the conclusion that you look like... miss Jiphy. Well, except the nose and the forehead and the colour of the eyes the resemblance is outstanding ! The eyes are the same but miss Jiphy has some kind of dark green/light brown ones, I do not know really, it makes me think of temptation... The lips are exactly the same just as the chin... The shape of your face too. Even the teeth are the same ! Well, do not tell her, your smile is nicer. Your hair (even if she is a bit more blond) seems to be of the same quality...
I showed her your photos and she was very surprised as well...
You far more look like her than her own sister...
Well, that is said...
Jiphy wrote:
NObabe wrote: WHOOHOO
Keira Knightley 76%
edit: Sophie Marceau if I upload the pic that's in my avatar
Maya.
I must confess that your new avatar made me check your profile... It leaded me to the conclusion that you look like... miss Jiphy. Well, except the nose and the forehead and the colour of the eyes the resemblance is outstanding ! The eyes are the same but miss Jiphy has some kind of dark green/light brown ones, I do not know really, it makes me think of temptation... The lips are exactly the same just as the chin... The shape of your face too. Even the teeth are the same ! Well, do not tell her, your smile is nicer. Your hair (even if she is a bit more blond) seems to be of the same quality...
I showed her your photos and she was very surprised as well...
You far more look like her than her own sister...
Well, that is said...
no she looks like me, except for the hair colour, eye colour, shape of the face, lips and the nose.
NOOLigan wrote: no she looks like me, except for the hair colour, eye colour, shape of the face, lips and the nose.
Well, your name is German as hers... That is the only matching point I am afraid to say...
Summer Altice- 76% Neko Case- 74% Kareena Kapoor- 72% Patricia Arquette- 68% Scarlett Johansson- 68% Holly Valance- 67% Anna Paquin- 66% Michelle Yeoh- 66% Sharon Stone- 64%
90% Josie Maran 86% Claire Danes 86% Amanda Peet 86% Heidi Klum 86% Reese Witherspoon 86% Kathrine Heigl 83% Laetitia Casta 83% Monica Bellucci 83% Kate Winslet 83% Billie Piper
The pic I used....
Hmmm computer being annoying Trying again
Minx wrote: 90% Josie Maran 86% Claire Danes 86% Amanda Peet 86% Heidi Klum 86% Reese Witherspoon 86% Kathrine Heigl 83% Laetitia Casta 83% Monica Bellucci 83% Kate Winslet 83% Billie Piper
The pic I used....
have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version. 
NOOLigan wrote: never mind then. i get enough spam in my other account as is.
Well, there is no verification, so you can enter any email you want.
NOOLigan wrote:
have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version.
You stole my cue
Well, we do have beautiful women on this site ;)
ok did it.
i used the pic in my avatar.
Harry Connick Jr 75% Halle Berry 71% Patrick Swayze 68%
Didnt check the aforementioned site, but everyone always pulls me over in the street and asks if im "Quentin Tarantino".
NOOLigan wrote:
have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version.
The full version of that pic is probably the pic I've viewed the most over the last year.
NOOLigan wrote: have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version.
:\pimp3:
I find this comment insulting and it's completely untrue. How dare you cast such aspurgions on my character For the record....
I'm NOT married:p
Burt Reynolds wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version.
The full version of that pic is probably the pic I've viewed the most over the last year.
viewed...is that what you kids call wanking now???
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: That's a turnip for the books.
(I think you look like a cabbage)
I was thinking a potato.. but a classy one. Lets say a Maris Piper.
Nah, King Edward, you can't get classier than a Royal
75% Christian Slater!
Guess the other 25% must be the significant bit......
70% Ashton Kutcher 68% Ricky Ponting 67% Kevin Costner 66% Patrick Swayze 64% Tom Cruise 64% Bruce Willis 62% Brandon Lee
My wife's closest match was Rachel Stevens. 70%
You're not gonna believe this, but I put that photo of Alex we used on the "Wanted" poster over on the Ceremony board when he was in South America, and it came up with the only other well-known Ukrainian out there, Andriy Shevchenko!!!!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
NOOLigan wrote:
have you cropped that pic?
if so can you pm me the uncropped version.
The full version of that pic is probably the pic I've viewed the most over the last year.
viewed...is that what you kids call wanking now???
What a laugh! Just for the record I'm a white male and tried with a few different photos.
My 1st result was:
Winona Ryder 70%
Wayne Brady (Who He)? 67%
& Guy Pearce 63%.
Next photo gave:
Matsumoto Jun (Who He)? 73%
David Beckham 67% (Fuck, fuck & fuck again! Ian where'd you leave your rope)?
Joaquin Phoenix 60%
& Mick Jagger59%
Last go gave:
Brendan Fraser 71%
Jude Law 71%
& to right the Beckham wrong Zinedine Zidane 68%.
Now why did it not give me Narcissus 100%?
Jiphy wrote:
Maya.
I must confess that your new avatar made me check your profile... It leaded me to the conclusion that you look like... miss Jiphy. Well, except the nose and the forehead and the colour of the eyes the resemblance is outstanding ! The eyes are the same but miss Jiphy has some kind of dark green/light brown ones, I do not know really, it makes me think of temptation... The lips are exactly the same just as the chin... The shape of your face too. Even the teeth are the same ! Well, do not tell her, your smile is nicer. Your hair (even if she is a bit more blond) seems to be of the same quality...
I showed her your photos and she was very surprised as well...
You far more look like her than her own sister...
Well, that is said...
My highest respect for your Missus. She must be gorgeous then. You lucky, lucky thing. 
NObabe wrote:
Jiphy wrote:
Maya.
I must confess that your new avatar made me check your profile... It leaded me to the conclusion that you look like... miss Jiphy. Well, except the nose and the forehead and the colour of the eyes the resemblance is outstanding ! The eyes are the same but miss Jiphy has some kind of dark green/light brown ones, I do not know really, it makes me think of temptation... The lips are exactly the same just as the chin... The shape of your face too. Even the teeth are the same ! Well, do not tell her, your smile is nicer. Your hair (even if she is a bit more blond) seems to be of the same quality...
I showed her your photos and she was very surprised as well...
You far more look like her than her own sister...
Well, that is said...
My highest respect for your Missus. She must be gorgeous then. You lucky, lucky thing.
yes...but she's thick as pigshit...
sounds more like YOU all the time!!!
bwahahahahaha
I can't be arsed to look for any photos of me without sunglasses on....
But Eno's a dead ringer for me:
FATS wrote:
hmm...and I thought looking like a turnip was a bad thing...
NObabe wrote: My highest respect for your Missus. She must be gorgeous then. You lucky, lucky thing.
Pravda ! I'll tell her !
WTF?? I posted this pic (an old one admittedly) and it came up with LIZA MINELLI?
Lisa Brooke wrote: WTF?? I posted this pic (an old one admittedly) and it came up with LIZA MINELLI?
Weird. Maybe Marcia Brady was taken?
:\pimp3:
Disgusting!
gee, thanks.....