Top 5 Robert Smith put downs

1. Yer big Fat pie eating twat
2. Next time yer use Hairspray light a match yer twat
3. Yer look like Sly Stallones Mum but not as nice yer twat
4. Some people are starving in this world save some pies for them yer Twat.
5. Put the pies down, comb yer hair, take that fucking stupid lipstick off and please stop making music (sic) yer Twat.

I think the Sly Stallone one is best

you're a fat git, and no matter how much you steal from them your band will NEVER be New Order.

Tip: when recording vocals, try NOT to get anally abused with a cactus.

Tip: when recording vocals, try NOT to get anally abused with a cactus.

Very good advice !

Digi Mike Binoche wrote:

Tip: when recording vocals, try NOT to get anally abused with a cactus.

Very good advice !

Will you be taking that one into consideration yourself?

Yer just a bloated Edward Scissorhands,Bob!

Jo Brand stunt double with stubble.

You sound like Liam Core.

Christopher Owens wrote: You sound like Liam Core.

Who Bob Smith? or Margret Thatcher?

Soz Liam

Hope yer didn't stay up all night thinking up that little list ,Mike

Johnny wrote: Hope yer didn't stay up all night thinking up that little list ,Mike

HE DID-then woke me at 8 am to discuss for 30 mins!

I think this is a 'pulling pigtails' type of obsession.

Diggy loves Bobby!!

Missy Jem wrote: I think this is a 'pulling pigtails' type of obsession.

Diggy loves Bobby!!

Finally somebody should say it

his music is not as brilliant as it used to be :)

he used to wear trainers with PROPER trousers!He made ME look like i had GOOD dress sense.But i also think DIGGY likes him! BTW i have just tuned into BIG BROTHER to see what all the kerfuffle is all about.Is it cos JADEs hair is BLACK?

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Johnny wrote: Hope yer didn't stay up all night thinking up that little list ,Mike

HE DID-then woke me at 8 am to discuss for 30 mins!

Thought he would have waited til 10.15 Saturday Night to phone you

1. Yer from Crawley
2. Nothing else needed.