The Rules Of Life

just to get us started:

1. One drink is NEVER enough.

2. Only an idiot doesn't know their own mobile number.

3. The recommended dosage is never enough.

Steve One wrote:

2. Only an idiot doesn't know their own mobile number.

3. The recommended dosage is never enough.

Not really "Rules" are they. More like statements, or opinions.

Steve One wrote: just to get us started:

1. One drink is NEVER enough.

2. Only an idiot doesn't know their own mobile number.

3. The recommended dosage is never enough.

they're Shugs rules

Twice as much will be twice as good.

Uncle Liam wrote:

Steve One wrote:

2. Only an idiot doesn't know their own mobile number.

3. The recommended dosage is never enough.

Not really "Rules" are they. More like statements, or opinions.

4. The first person to contradict you usually turns out to be a cunt.

Steve One wrote:

2. Only an idiot doesn't know their own mobile number.

and their home line........ that's me :D

BIGINOIL wrote: Twice as much will be twice as good.

Do I win £80?

You know what i mean Liam. :D

5. A holiday isn't a holiday unless you go abroad.

You're as old as the woman you feel.

1.) When unsuspecting supposed relatives pop up, DO NOT pay attention to any of their nonsense whatsoever and ignore their dumbasses.

2.)When the light turns red, it means STOP.

3.) fuck all.

Ignore their dumb asses.

I'm going to use that phrase three (3) times tomorrow

Bloody hell, I've typed all that and nothings happened......

synopsis.........

If you want to be heard, then listen;

To gain the love of your children - give them extra pocket money.....

To gain the respect of your parents........live a wholesome life,

If you want to make new friends, lie a lot.

If you want to gain the respect of your children, don't sing in public.

If you want respect in general, be polite and with good manners at all times...........

If you want to sleep at night, ignore the above, except for the first and last statements.......

(My Nan told me that! :)

Mind you, she had had one too many sherries that night!

Kath wrote: If you want to gain the respect of your children, don't sing in public.

When I was in high school, my father would sometimes drive me or my sister to school if we were late. One day, he was driving my sister, and when he got up to the driveway, he asked her if she'd like him to sing for all the kids. She was smiling and waving at her friends, but through her tightly clenched smile, she was saying "Dad, NO!!!"

He asked if she was sure, and she kept saying "Dad..."

He had a good laugh about that.

Sometime after that, he drove me to school. As we were in the driveway, he asked me the same thing: "Would you like me to sing for the kids"?

I rolled down the window, looked at him, and said "Go ahead."

He never did sing for the kids...

I can't believe they had cars when you were a kid

The differences are less than skin deep, I'm a homo sapien just like you: Love to live & live to love!

Take what you know, and stick in your chibi (japanese for butt):D

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