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25 Jan 2007, 06:25

'I just really dont like the taste of beer'

'No one changes their underwear EVERYDAY do they?'

'Your mums got great tits'

25 Jan 2007, 06:26

Are you in?

Was that it?

:ignore:

25 Jan 2007, 06:28

" I will" ! :laugh: :ignore:

25 Jan 2007, 06:29

Missy Jem wrote: Are you in?

Was that it?

erm....you said BOTH of those to me....BITCH!!!!

25 Jan 2007, 06:31

new order's shit

25 Jan 2007, 06:31

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Are you in?

Was that it?

erm....you said BOTH of those to me....BITCH!!!!

:D

I was never THAT drunk!

25 Jan 2007, 06:32

Spotnick's a cock :ignore:

25 Jan 2007, 06:32

okaaayy....

25 Jan 2007, 06:33

Missy Jem wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Are you in?

Was that it?

erm....you said BOTH of those to me....BITCH!!!!

:D

I was never THAT drunk!

Get a room, you two :hat:

25 Jan 2007, 06:33

Awesome! (just for Jarvo). :D

25 Jan 2007, 06:37

No, your arse doesn't look big in that.

Ok, are you going getting ready then?

I didn't know you were pregnant.

25 Jan 2007, 06:44

'I would rather go the pub with the lads than stay in with you'

'Does your best mate fancy a threesome?'

25 Jan 2007, 06:46

MUM, is my shirt ironed?

(to girlfriend in bed in the morning) :uhoh:

25 Jan 2007, 07:25

Have you bleached your facial hair recently?

If you have, it didn't help.

25 Jan 2007, 07:33

are new order redundant? gets you into lots of bother

25 Jan 2007, 07:33

just to reach 400 hello

25 Jan 2007, 08:13

J.A.K wrote: new order's shit

Which you should never say unless you're a Yank cos we'd consider that bad Engerlish over here. However, it appears from reading this forum that Them That Side of the Pond refer to the band in the singular. i.e. New Order is doing a gig. New Order is releasing a record, etc, etc.

Over here, you should really be saying New Order are shit!

ithankyou.

25 Jan 2007, 08:14

gerry jamieson wrote: are new order redundant? gets you into lots of bother

New Order are playing Greenock Town Hall. :nod:

25 Jan 2007, 08:20

Heil Hitler

25 Jan 2007, 08:24

Jap :ignore:

25 Jan 2007, 08:37

El Jarvo wrote:

gerry jamieson wrote: are new order redundant? gets you into lots of bother

New Order are playing Greenock Town Hall.

erm aye, that one also

25 Jan 2007, 08:38

Give us a job:D

25 Jan 2007, 09:00

well its like this boss, everyone in work including myself think you are a complete tosser and big davie from the warehouse is rodgering your missus most night when you are in here doing unpaid overtime.

25 Jan 2007, 09:33

My cock doesn't half itch from all that wanking.

I just did a shit and it looks like a Snickers bar.

:nod:

25 Jan 2007, 11:18

A.)Most of my posts of 2005/6 B.) Can I do you up the bum, you've got a minge like a tesco bag.

25 Jan 2007, 11:25

Doctor? wrote: you've got a minge like a tesco bag.

Diggy Mike would love that :nod:

25 Jan 2007, 11:27

Any chance a' ma Nat King Cole?

25 Jan 2007, 13:47

are you pregnant? is one line i will never use again.

25 Jan 2007, 15:26

CUNT!
"PLAY WORLD IN MOTION!!!"
"When's your baby due again?" five or six weeks after she's had it. (I guess my old workmate might speak to me again eventually)

25 Jan 2007, 15:32

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

CUNT!

"PLAY WORLD IN MOTION!!!"

"When's your baby due again?" five or six weeks after she's had it. (I guess my old workmate might speak to me again eventually)

No 3. :blush:

I actually said that when I was in hospital having baby no.2; her baby was in special care and had been for 4 weeks. Oooooops. :blush: :ignore:

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