'I just really dont like the taste of beer'
'No one changes their underwear EVERYDAY do they?'
'Your mums got great tits'
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Things you should never say out loud
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Missy Jem wrote: Are you in?
Was that it?
erm....you said BOTH of those to me....BITCH!!!!
:D
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Are you in?
Was that it?
erm....you said BOTH of those to me....BITCH!!!!
:D
I was never THAT drunk!
Missy Jem wrote:
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Are you in?
Was that it?
erm....you said BOTH of those to me....BITCH!!!!
:D
I was never THAT drunk!
Get a room, you two 
No, your arse doesn't look big in that.
Ok, are you going getting ready then?
I didn't know you were pregnant.
'I would rather go the pub with the lads than stay in with you'
'Does your best mate fancy a threesome?'
J.A.K wrote: new order's shit
Which you should never say unless you're a Yank cos we'd consider that bad Engerlish over here. However, it appears from reading this forum that Them That Side of the Pond refer to the band in the singular. i.e. New Order is doing a gig. New Order is releasing a record, etc, etc.
Over here, you should really be saying New Order are shit!
ithankyou.
gerry jamieson wrote: are new order redundant? gets you into lots of bother
New Order are playing Greenock Town Hall. 
El Jarvo wrote:
gerry jamieson wrote: are new order redundant? gets you into lots of bother
New Order are playing Greenock Town Hall.
erm aye, that one also
well its like this boss, everyone in work including myself think you are a complete tosser and big davie from the warehouse is rodgering your missus most night when you are in here doing unpaid overtime.
My cock doesn't half itch from all that wanking.
I just did a shit and it looks like a Snickers bar.
A.)Most of my posts of 2005/6 B.) Can I do you up the bum, you've got a minge like a tesco bag.
CUNT!
"PLAY WORLD IN MOTION!!!"
"When's your baby due again?" five or six weeks after she's had it. (I guess my old workmate might speak to me again eventually)
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
CUNT!
"PLAY WORLD IN MOTION!!!"
"When's your baby due again?" five or six weeks after she's had it. (I guess my old workmate might speak to me again eventually)
No 3.
I actually said that when I was in hospital having baby no.2; her baby was in special care and had been for 4 weeks. Oooooops. 
Steve One wrote:
'Your mums got great tits'
"yer mam's tits are not great" must be a bit of a no, no, an all...
I've stood next to one lass asking another lass when she was expecting,and her replying "I'm not" I could feel the awkward embarrasment from them both,and I wanted the ground to swallow ME up..She looked well up the duff to be fair..
Twist, singer of the Blessing Way wrote: Stop sucking my dick!
Not something you'd even think,nevermind say whilst being noshed off really,is it? 
"I'd rather go for a drink with my mates.
I said that yesterday in work to someone on the phone, and everyone here in work near me heard it. Got some stick over it. but i easily deflected it back with some of my standard bullshit.
Its the usual drinks after work tonight. I might do the pop-in. show up and earn a few brownie points. I hope some good people are going though.
:\ohwell:
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
CUNT!
"PLAY WORLD IN MOTION!!!"
"When's your baby due again?" five or six weeks after she's had it. (I guess my old workmate might speak to me again eventually)
I shout "CUNT!" out all the time. usually preceeded with the word "FUCKING"
Lisa Brooke wrote: B.) Can I do you up the bum, you've got a minge like a tesco bag
Honesty is the best policy!
(after shaking hands) "That's my wanking hand!" 
Also big no-no's:
"What do you mean, you've never thought about Zsa Zsa Gabor naked?"
"Maybe this tub of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' will help get you in the mood."
"Say what you will, Hitler/Stalin/Saddam/Dubya had some good ideas."
"What's up, my negro amigo!"
"Can something ever just be 'whelming'?"
"I know we've just met, but...do I make you horny? Well, do I?" 
