Things you should never say out loud

Steve One wrote:

'Your mums got great tits'

"yer mam's tits are not great" must be a bit of a no, no, an all...

I've stood next to one lass asking another lass when she was expecting,and her replying "I'm not" I could feel the awkward embarrasment from them both,and I wanted the ground to swallow ME up..She looked well up the duff to be fair..

Stop sucking my dick!

Twist, singer of the Blessing Way wrote: Stop sucking my dick!

Not something you'd even think,nevermind say whilst being noshed off really,is it?

"I just masturbated 10 minutes ago..."

"I'd rather go for a drink with my mates.

I said that yesterday in work to someone on the phone, and everyone here in work near me heard it. Got some stick over it. but i easily deflected it back with some of my standard bullshit.

Its the usual drinks after work tonight. I might do the pop-in. show up and earn a few brownie points. I hope some good people are going though.

:\ohwell:

I do

That Hermione from Harry Potter is growing up fast.

that harry potter from harry potter is growing up fast

"Your daughter's certainly developing quickly - does she have a boyfriend?"

who is harry potter?

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

1. CUNT!

2. "PLAY WORLD IN MOTION!!!"

3. "When's your baby due again?" five or six weeks after she's had it. (I guess my old workmate might speak to me again eventually)

I shout "CUNT!" out all the time. usually preceeded with the word "FUCKING"

You're a charmer Liam.

Ahhhh

and when she comes to babysit, will she be wearing her school uniform?

B.) Can I do you up the bum, you've got a minge like a tesco bag

Lisa Brooke wrote: B.) Can I do you up the bum, you've got a minge like a tesco bag

Honesty is the best policy!

my mate says he caught genital warts off your sister.

i play the carpenters sometimes

that aussie bird from howling bells is fuckable

(after shaking hands) "That's my wanking hand!"

Also big no-no's:

"What do you mean, you've never thought about Zsa Zsa Gabor naked?"

"Maybe this tub of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' will help get you in the mood."

"Say what you will, Hitler/Stalin/Saddam/Dubya had some good ideas."

"What's up, my negro amigo!"

"Can something ever just be 'whelming'?"

"I know we've just met, but...do I make you horny? Well, do I?"

"Any holes a goal"

"Youre only gay if you receive"

George Best is still dead.

All NOOL forums should be scrapped

No, your fat makes you look fat.