Sod that, ask a Horwicher...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves,is it a hostage situation?

Do you KNOW that crazy woman who speaks to JESUS CHRIST in a GLASS of WATER?Saw a documentary on her last night.QUALITY lIAR!

ROCKET MICK wrote: Do you KNOW that crazy woman who speaks to JESUS CHRIST in a GLASS of WATER?Saw a documentary on her last night.QUALITY lIAR!

classic that. some Irish tart. ripping off the yanks. £110 for a session of fuck all. the funny bit was when they flashed the wrong number up on the tv and her Cash controller (the hubby) went up to the tv presnters desk to tell him of the mistake.

Oh yeah...Q's: why should i ask someone from Bolton a question? hhhmmmf....Bolton?

Anybody see the dwarves on channel 4 last night.. The one who did karate,and handstand push ups was a beaut.I want one

Boatraceface wrote: Anybody see the dwarves on channel 4 last night.. The one who did karate,and handstand push ups was a beaut.I want one

there's Dwarf's (like Snow white ones) and there's dwarfs. those dwarfs were way too small. I prefer them a good inch and half bigger. so, i had to turn over.

Ye, but the one I want would have made a top class Time Bandit.

Back on topic. Is atheism a non-prophet organisation?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Are there any burgers in your neck of the woods that would rival one from my favorite local burgershack...Dan's???? Not only do they have the best tasting, greasy ass triple meat cheeseburger that you can tell is clogging your arteries as you eat it...but they make a mean breakfast taco as well...

Fran's is just as good, and I'll bet there's not a Fran's or Dan's in Horwich.....or breakfast tacos, for that matter.

Lisa Brooke wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Are there any burgers in your neck of the woods that would rival one from my favorite local burgershack...Dan's???? Not only do they have the best tasting, greasy ass triple meat cheeseburger that you can tell is clogging your arteries as you eat it...but they make a mean breakfast taco as well...

Fran's is just as good, and I'll bet there's not a Fran's or Dan's in Horwich.....or breakfast tacos, for that matter.

A person from Horwich wouldn't even have a clue what a taco is. Its backward beyond belief.

Ahem, I was in Liverpool on Saturday JAK and I can assure you the gene pool in Horwich is far superior

Missy Jem wrote: Ahem, I was in Liverpool on Saturday JAK and I can assure you the gene pool in Horwich is far superior

I thought there was a bad wiff in the air on Saturday night.

Lisa Brooke wrote:

Fran's is just as good, and I'll bet there's not a Fran's or Dan's in Horwich.....or breakfast tacos, for that matter.

There isn't, and you can keep them. Horwich is only a small town and we have all sorts of fast food shops but the best way to eat is from one of the many restaurants here: 2 tapas, 1 world cuisine, 2 indians, 2 chinese, 1 greek, 1 cantonese, 3 italians. All lovely restaurants.

Missy Jem wrote:

Lisa Brooke wrote:

Fran's is just as good, and I'll bet there's not a Fran's or Dan's in Horwich.....or breakfast tacos, for that matter.

There isn't, and you can keep them. Horwich is only a small town and we have all sorts of fast food shops but the best way to eat is from one of the many restaurants here: 2 tapas, 1 world cuisine, 2 indians, 2 chinese, 1 greek, 1 cantonese, 3 italians. All lovely restaurants.

plus about 119 Kebab Shops.

banshee wrote: is it true that bolton actually does not have a twin town but it has a suicide pact with middlesboro ?

Is it also true that you have used this joke in another thread?

Steve One wrote: Exactly what is so tempting you cant resist it Jem?

Read my quote properly, the answer is 'everything'

GlasVegas wrote: What phone number do you call to cancel your Barclaycard when you've lost it in the Red Light district of a foreign city?

You should remember that. Prostitutes are moving with the times, taking Barclaycard eh? Marvellous, whatever next? I wonder where they swipe it though

NObabe wrote: What were you doing at 5:37 this morning?

Having a brilliant time

Missy Jem wrote:

Steve One wrote: Exactly what is so tempting you cant resist it Jem?

Read my quote properly, the answer is 'everything'

Dont take that tone with me missy!

:bitchslapssteve:

Missy Jem wrote: :bitchslapssteve:

:owyoucow!: :bemorespecific,ifuplz:

Why did you slap Steve Lea?

if there's bitchslappins going on, can I have one too?

Missy Jem wrote:

NObabe wrote: What were you doing at 5:37 this morning?

Having a brilliant time

So do you often think of me whilst having a brilliant time then?

something only a horwichite could answer. max max or abacus??

Steve Lea wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: :bitchslapssteve:

:owyoucow!: :bemorespecific,ifuplz:

I was actually slapping SteveOne!!

mike powell wrote: something only a horwichite could answer. max max or abacus??

Leo's

Missy Jem wrote:

mike powell wrote: something only a horwichite could answer. max max or abacus??

Leo's

ill give it a try,cheerrs:D