Sod that, ask a Horwicher...

All questions considered...

Thankyou Jefferani

A bottle of red is always better.

Next...

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Should I think it odd when a lady approaches me in my store and asks where my nuts are???

and is it strange that I have to stifle a giggle before I tell her they are on aisle B5???

Now this is a tricky one, you should be careful not to be condescending. She could be a virgin and be unfamiliar with the male anatomy. However, as I am not an expert in this field, I suggest you write to an agony aunt.

Or get another job.

What exactly is a horwich? a prostitute between two slices of bread?

What became of Frank Worthington?

Ah the flamboyant Frank.

He is presently living in a hut in Outer Mongolia with his Auntie Edith and spends his days playing Bridge and combing his sideburns.

Jemmy, :p Are there any Geography teachers in Horwich schools and do any of the kids bother turning up?

There are but the only area covered in the Curriculum is Lancashire. Educating on non-local areas is frowned upon.

Missy Jem wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Should I think it odd when a lady approaches me in my store and asks where my nuts are???

and is it strange that I have to stifle a giggle before I tell her they are on aisle B5???

Now this is a tricky one, you should be careful not to be condescending. She could be a virgin and be unfamiliar with the male anatomy. However, as I am not an expert in this field, I suggest you write to an agony aunt.

Or get another job.

I get that all the time. In fact I get ladies asking how my nuts are. Answer is always big salty and fresh of course.

OK.. my question...

Ant or Dec?

who is Sausage ears? lol

What were you doing at 5:37 this morning?

Weren't you meant to ring me Jemmy?

is it true that bolton actually does not have a twin town but it has a suicide pact with middlesboro ?

NObabe wrote: What were you doing at 5:37 this morning?

me, i was asleep for another 10 mins. lol

Doctor? wrote: Weren't you meant to ring me Jemmy?

Would she have made any sense?

If Norwich is Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home, what is Horwich?

James Thomas wrote: If Norwich is Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home, what is Horwich?

Hat

that's foreplay there.

What phone number do you call to cancel your Barclaycard when you've lost it in the Red Light district of a foreign city?

Is there any truth in the saying "Where Horwich goes Manchester follows" ?

After Horwich's premier nightspot infamous for its hedonism and feuding shut down and got turned into flats, long before that second rate imitation in Manchester the Hacienda followed suit ?

Cheers

NObabe wrote: What were you doing at 5:37 this morning?

So you got one as well, Maya

Did yours finish "... you fucka x x"

Leggy D wrote:

NObabe wrote: What were you doing at 5:37 this morning?

So you got one as well, Maya

Did yours finish "... you fucka x x"

I got off lightly, I guess.

Exactly what is so tempting you cant resist it Jem?

I'm sticking with Rocket

BIGINOIL wrote: I'm sticking with Rocket

How BLOODY dare they!I have these THREADS trademarked and they take the audacity to STEAL!Just how many PEOPLE live in HORWICH?