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O ARSES life time achievement award for "Biggest Wanker of a Frontman" after Robert Smith award.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Say what you like, that Amy Winehouse album is the dogs bollocks.
No no no 
Liam sounds worse than ever.These days they would'nt get a gig down at my local (although many moons ago they did!).Time they called it a day i think.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Say what you like, that Amy Winehouse album is the dogs bollocks.
Can't comment on the muzak, but she does look like she'd suck you off for tuppence! And lurv every slurpin' minute of it! 
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Say what you like, that Amy Winehouse album is the dogs bollocks.
Can't comment on the muzak, but she does look like she'd suck you off for tuppence! And lurv every slurpin' minute of it!
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Say what you like, that Amy Winehouse album is the dogs bollocks.
Can't comment on the muzak, but she does look like she'd suck you off for tuppence! And lurv every slurpin' minute of it!
Get to Camden early tomorrow then! She's bound to be around somewhere!
isaac wrote: Liam sounds worse than ever
Totally agree, he wasn't the worst of singers in the early days either.
Noel looked disinterested. Liam was taking the piss. NOt nearly as much as ITV were though with their constant censoring, after the fucking watershed. And cutting of after 3 songs. Bastards.
Who looked most shaggable then? Amy Winehouse was the clear winner for me. Not that I watched most of it, i just flicked on every couple of minutes. And watched Oasis at the end.
Uncle Liam wrote: ITV with their constant censoring.
Funny how they managed that considering it was er, LIVE?
Uncle Liam wrote: Who looked most shaggable then?
Joss Stone!!! 
"Steve" wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: ITV with their constant censoring.
Funny how they managed that considering it was er, LIVE?
Forced by the suits up above to use a 30 second delay
"Steve" wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: ITV with their constant censoring.
Funny how they managed that considering it was er, LIVE?
Uncle Liam wrote: Who looked most shaggable then?
Joss Stone!!!
But the hair was quite extreme.
El Jarvo wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: Say what you like, that Amy Winehouse album is the dogs bollocks.
Can't comment on the muzak, but she does look like she'd suck you off for tuppence! And lurv every slurpin' minute of it!
You'd have to be a bit careful..Amy Healthrisk looks like that twat Russell Brand without a beard,certainly from the back of,or top of the head view
Only he'd give change out of tuppence,no doubt. 
"Steve" wrote: That Russell Brand is shite though,he wasn't even funny? A wanker!
The sort of bloke that gets punched alot,surely? He bills himself as a comedian..I can't watch the annoying doyle.Total gobshite!
did like the quip about ,"everyone whoes in the drug trade will be here tonight "
well with liam around ...........
lonesome tonight.
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: O ARSES life time achievement award for "Biggest Wanker of a Frontman" after Robert Smith award.
Tossers!
Maybe, just maybe, one day they will become aware of a small four piece band from Salford.
isaac wrote:
"Steve" wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: ITV with their constant censoring.
Funny how they managed that considering it was er, LIVE?
Forced by the suits up above to use a 30 second delay
Delay loops are very common, and I think the IBA insist on them for events like this (though what the excuse is after the watershed I do not know). Of course they don't think that Oxbridge's finest need buffering, which is why they broadcast, on a sunday afternoon, the Cambridge cox yelling "come on put your fucking backs into it you cunts" or something like that. 
Whatever happened to the collaborations which used to make this show stand out? eg STING & M People,Bowie & Pet Shop Boys,Bowie & Placebo,Joss Stone & Robbie,Jamiroquai & Diana Ross
Thought OASIS were quite good,stand out performance again for Scissor Sisters.
Craig W wrote:
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: O ARSES life time achievement award for "Biggest Wanker of a Frontman" after Robert Smith award.
Tossers!
Maybe, just maybe, one day they will become aware of a small four piece band from Salford.
Or Maybe they wont.
Then again, I'm still not surprised that certian people get annoyed by throwaway award ceremonies like this.
And lets be honest, who is the bigger band? It was an Outstanding Achievment award. The outstanding achievement according to the Brits is selling a fuckload of records. Which Oasis have done. And New Order, comparatively, havent. So quit fucking moaning.
I'm with you on this one Liam
I mean it's "the brits", the ultimate in dumbing down...."oh nobody can handle the word phonographic", quick change it to "the brits" and it'll be cool" wankerism in the extreme.
Seem to recal a few words on the subject of Factory's eventual joining (and probably subsequent leaving) of the BPI, from Hooky and Barney in various interviews.
Uncle Liam wrote:
Craig W wrote:
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: O ARSES life time achievement award for "Biggest Wanker of a Frontman" after Robert Smith award.
Tossers!
Maybe, just maybe, one day they will become aware of a small four piece band from Salford.
Or Maybe they wont.
Then again, I'm still not surprised that certian people get annoyed by throwaway award ceremonies like this.
And lets be honest, who is the bigger band? It was an Outstanding Achievment award. The outstanding achievement according to the Brits is selling a fuckload of records. Which Oasis have done. And New Order, comparatively, havent. So quit fucking moaning.
Er... it's not fucking moaning... it's wanting my fave band to win the outstanding contribution award.
DOH!
What the fcuk was everyone doing watching the Brits anyways?
There was football on the other side.
Benders! 
Craig W wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
Craig W wrote:
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: O ARSES life time achievement award for "Biggest Wanker of a Frontman" after Robert Smith award.
Tossers!
Maybe, just maybe, one day they will become aware of a small four piece band from Salford.
Or Maybe they wont.
Then again, I'm still not surprised that certian people get annoyed by throwaway award ceremonies like this.
And lets be honest, who is the bigger band? It was an Outstanding Achievment award. The outstanding achievement according to the Brits is selling a fuckload of records. Which Oasis have done. And New Order, comparatively, havent. So quit fucking moaning.
Er... it's not fucking moaning... it's wanting my fave band to win the outstanding contribution award.
DOH!
Why? Its not going to effect you at all. Lets be honest about it, how many Oasis fans actually give a fuck about them winning? I'd wager not a lot.
What would you do if New Order did win it? Fuck all, thats what you'd do. Your just bitching because your sad enough to get fucking upset when a band you consider inferior is awarded some meaningless prize that no one cares about.
Its not when Oasis give it up, they're going to think of the Outstanding Achievment award is it? No, they;re going to think if Live Forever, of Knebworth, of Maine Road, of getting absolutely wasted and not giving a fuck, of Definitley Maybe etc etc.
So Grow the fuck up.
And Al, I saw Bolton on the tv, but thats not really football now is it?
