Beer Goggles Explained!
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So they're saying that the problem is getting pissed, finding a bird, sobering up and not liking her any more.
So why bother sobering up?
Lower your standards, increase your turnover 
hum that never really worked on me. i'll admit to loosing inhibitions, but my stupid brain still always remains in control.
Do you find yourself having an inner conflict dialogue?
Drunk part of Brain: She's sooo hot! (I think) Sober part of Brain: Snap out of it! She's a dude! Drunk part of Brain: Nah...she's er, eh, do-able. Sober part of Brain: Step away from the beer and...
Ironwill wrote: Do you find yourself having an inner conflict dialogue?
Drunk part of Brain: She's sooo hot! (I think) Sober part of Brain: Snap out of it! She's a dude! Drunk part of Brain: Nah...she's er, eh, do-able. Sober part of Brain: Step away from the beer and...
nah more like: How about it? Nah she's still a bush pig. Have more beer/scotch/vodka instead.
Anyone for a fattest bird you've woke up with poll?
15st-17st
17st-team of people wash me and change bandages on my bedsores,while I chaindine etc etc 
Might make for a daft thread,like 
Must be loads of "aaagh,!!who are you,you fat fuckin horror? Put an egg in yer shoe and beat it out of my bed wildebeast!Back beast,back!" tales to be told by people 
let's hear them 
Would you ever get so pissed enough as to fuck a dwarf?that sort of nonsense..
El Jarvo wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: It involves math, so I'm out.....:\ohwell:
math-s
don't do mathsssss either!
