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Our favourite looney tunes eccentric ex-boxer has been awwested again for driving a truck through central London, this time protesting about Prince Harry being sent out to 'the illegal war in Iraq'. He previously got arrested driving a truck outside Downing Street in 2003.
I'm not keen on promoting tragedies in the ring, but sometimes you gotta wish Eubank was on the end of the wrath of Nigel Benn, rather than Gerald McClellan. Not forgetting Michael Watson either, poor lad.
Doctor Clayhead wrote: I once sat in Chris Eubank's trunks.
FACT.
Wow!! And he didn't mind???
Kath wrote:
Doctor Clayhead wrote: I once shat in Chris Eubank's trunks.
FACT.
Wow!! And he didn't mind???
he might of
Best bit of telly I've seen involving Mr Eubank was when Top of the Pops recruited him to present.
In the top ten at the time was an ex Madness member...
"Here'th Thugths at Thixth with Thethelia"
Quality!!!
Doctor Clayhead wrote: I also once inserted Chris Eubank's monocole into my JAP's EYE.
He didn't mind a bit.
I really worry how your students are going to turn out!!
We had dinner in Brighton on Wednesday night in the lanes and Eubank drove that fucking stupid truck past TWICE for no other reason than to draw attention to himself. Well, I say drove, but 'back-and-fill fifty times to get round a tight corner whilst holding up the rest of the traffic' is a more accurate description.
Old Blue wrote: We had dinner in Brighton on Wednesday night in the lanes and Eubank drove that fucking stupid truck past TWICE for no other reason than to draw attention to himself. Well, I say drove, but 'back-and-fill fifty times to get round a tight corner whilst holding up the rest of the traffic' is a more accurate description.
Could the residents of Brighton not hide the keys in Dr Clayhead's Japseye,or would it make for a too jangly bell-end? That would fettle Crithh for a while at least.
I used to regularly meet Chris at work and he was always friendly with the staff and a good laugh. He can be a bit bonkers, but the world needs characters not robotic clones.
Missy Jem wrote: Best bit of telly I've seen involving Mr Eubank was when Top of the Pops recruited him to present.
In the top ten at the time was an ex Madness member...
"Here'th Thugths at Thixth with Thethelia"
Quality!!!
Now imagine what would happen if Suggs teamed up with the Scissor Sisters and then brought out a one-off Latino rendition of Cecilia entitled "Cecilia Salsas In Sausalito" which Chwith Eubank had to announthe.
"At number thixth in the chartth here'th Thuggth and the Thiththor Thithterth with Thethilia Thalthath In Thauthalito........"
Then brace yourself as you see lots of saliva spray hitting the TV studio camera lens!!
Kevin Smith wrote: I used to regularly meet Chris at work and he was always friendly with the staff and a good laugh. He can be a bit bonkers, but the world needs characters not robotic clones.
amen to that
I met a guy that sparred with him. He was a semi-pro boxer and a big lad to boot. Eubank had recruited every semi-pro he could find in Manchester to try to knock fcuk out of him after a long training session. All he did was weave and block - nobody got near him - made me realise how many leagues above mortals these heavyweights are.
I think he's a good laugh too - what's wrong with nipping out for the milk in a Peterbilt?
He doesn't give a fuck either. I remember a brilliant interview in Loaded where he took the journo through Brighton in his truck. He was saying how much the people of Brighton love him because he's an original and brings a little bit of happiness to everyone's life as the residents of Brighton made wank signs and screamed abuse.
Good on yer, Cwith 
By 'Eck! My Neck! wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: Best bit of telly I've seen involving Mr Eubank was when Top of the Pops recruited him to present.
In the top ten at the time was an ex Madness member...
"Here'th Thugths at Thixth with Thethelia"
Quality!!!
Now imagine what would happen if Suggs teamed up with the Scissor Sisters and then brought out a one-off Latino rendition of Cecilia entitled "Cecilia Salsas In Sausalito" which Chwith Eubank had to announthe.
"At number thixth in the chartth here'th Thuggth and the Thiththor Thithterth with Thethilia Thalthath In Thauthalito........"
Then brace yourself as you see lots of saliva spray hitting the TV studio camera lens!!
BIGINOIL wrote: I met a guy that sparred with him. He was a semi-pro boxer and a big lad to boot. Eubank had recruited every semi-pro he could find in Manchester to try to knock fcuk out of him after a long training session. All he did was weave and block - nobody got near him - made me realise how many leagues above mortals these heavyweights are.
I think he's a good laugh too - what's wrong with nipping out for the milk in a Peterbilt?
He doesn't give a fuck either. I remember a brilliant interview in Loaded where he took the journo through Brighton in his truck. He was saying how much the people of Brighton love him because he's an original and brings a little bit of happiness to everyone's life as the residents of Brighton made wank signs and screamed abuse.
Good on yer, Cwith
I like him.An interesting individual as a person. And quite possibly the best chin in boxing ever. I bought 'At home with the Eubanks' from the pound shop for a quid,read his autobiography and all that caper...
He is now so far removed from his impovrished delinquent youth it's unbelieveable.He seems to be basically a good man though,which is what counts.Helped alot of charities..Totally outclassed by a young Joe Calzaghe in the ring,but otherwise truley hard is Cwith.
