I thought Corby was in Scotland.
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White people = Lithuainians, Poles, Scots (alledgedly?) and Latvians. As Obi Wan put it, "You'll never find a place more of scum and villany".
Didn't we talk about this the other week? I thought it was Liverpool, then down South, then up North.
If I'm honest I still don't know where it is 
Plastic sweaty sock Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
there must be a few Corby's. who knows. 
i don't even know where Somerset is. so don't ask me about the map of Great Britain.
the North West is all that matters.
King John Honest John wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
there must be a few Corby's. who knows.
Oh aye loads. The Queen breeds em.
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
He's English, there's only one country with a worse grasp of geography, and you're sitting in it.
Corby does have Rockingham, which is a plus, because apart from that, it's only other claim to fame is that it's the largest town in europe with no railway station....but one is on the way, leaving it famous for fuck all :D
Doctor? wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
He's English, there's only one country with a worse grasp of geography, and you're sitting in it.
Corby does have Rockingham, which is a plus, because apart from that, it's only other claim to fame is that it's the largest town in europe with no railway station....but one is on the way, leaving it famous for fuck all :D
i doubt their Chippy's even do a decent special fried rice.
wait...do they have Chippy's?
King John Honest John wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
there must be a few Corby's. who knows.
i don't even know where Somerset is. so don't ask me about the map of Great Britain.
the North West is all that matters.
and isn't always english and europeans who are the first to say "omg americans don't know where 'such and such pissant place' is!!!"
:P
I know where Somerset is because Linda Barker had a building the dream home there... didn't she?
That show was ace!
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
He's English, there's only one country with a worse grasp of geography, and you're sitting in it.
Corby does have Rockingham, which is a plus, because apart from that, it's only other claim to fame is that it's the largest town in europe with no railway station....but one is on the way, leaving it famous for fuck all :D
i doubt their Chippy's even do a decent special fried rice.
wait...do they have Chippy's?
Dunno but the nicest I ever had were consumed on a church step in Ottley, that'd be yawk shy er
Apparently Corby's over-run by jocks cos they all came down to get jobs on the steel, and presumably stayed for the women.
Doctor? wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
He's English, there's only one country with a worse grasp of geography, and you're sitting in it.
Corby does have Rockingham, which is a plus, because apart from that, it's only other claim to fame is that it's the largest town in europe with no railway station....but one is on the way, leaving it famous for fuck all :D
i doubt their Chippy's even do a decent special fried rice.
wait...do they have Chippy's?
Dunno but the nicest I ever had were consumed on a church step in Ottley, that'd be yawk shy er
Apparently Corby's over-run by jocks cos they all came down to get jobs on the steel, and presumably stayed for the women.
i read something about signs in Asda in Corby being in Gaelic or something to maintain the town's scottish heritage.
mind you if i didn't read that article about 6 months ago I wouldn't have known where corby was either.
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
He's English, there's only one country with a worse grasp of geography, and you're sitting in it.
Corby does have Rockingham, which is a plus, because apart from that, it's only other claim to fame is that it's the largest town in europe with no railway station....but one is on the way, leaving it famous for fuck all :D
i doubt their Chippy's even do a decent special fried rice.
wait...do they have Chippy's?
Whitby Fish & Chips for tea in chez Boatysville. Beat that!
Boatraceface wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
He's English, there's only one country with a worse grasp of geography, and you're sitting in it.
Corby does have Rockingham, which is a plus, because apart from that, it's only other claim to fame is that it's the largest town in europe with no railway station....but one is on the way, leaving it famous for fuck all :D
i doubt their Chippy's even do a decent special fried rice.
wait...do they have Chippy's?
Whitby Fish & Chips for tea in chez Boatysville. Beat that!
a Liver Dinner. minus the liver :D
Boatraceface wrote: Hartlepool and Liverpool but no Porkchoplepool. What's that all about?
not to mention no pigsliverpool.
From www.idler.co.uk
A depressing series of roundabouts links an A road. Surrounding the road is a dismal mid 1970s shopping centre from the fuck you school of architecture. The only saving race of this windowless concrete block is that that is melts into the slate grey skies that Corby always seems to have and almost disappears. Along the A road is a sprawl of Eastern European looking housing estates.
Corby still makes steel but not as much as it used to. A few years back British Steel conned a lot Scots from Ravenscraig to come down and make steel as their own works were to be closed. This was another false dawn and with their resulting redundancy money many set up taxicab firms presumably specialising on finding ways out of Corby. Thus you see no buses. And you are constantly being cut up by other drivers.
Steve wrote: White people = Lithuainians, Poles, Scots (alledgedly?) and Latvians. As Obi Wan put it, "You'll never find a place more of scum and villany".
What the fuck are you on about?
no one knows.
its the Corby Conundrum.
a bit like Atlantis. it might exist, or it might not.
Whenever i go to my sister's in Peterborough (from Rugby) i see countless signs for Corby but the town is nowhere to be seen .Can't see it in the distance ,across the fields , nothing .I don't think it actually exists
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote:
King John Honest John wrote:
Chrissy says, 'RELAX'! wrote: wait--are you serious? (that you really thought it was in Scotland)
there must be a few Corby's. who knows.
i don't even know where Somerset is. so don't ask me about the map of Great Britain.
the North West is all that matters.
and isn't always english and europeans who are the first to say "omg americans don't know where 'such and such pissant place' is!!!"
:P
I know where Somerset is because Linda Barker had a building the dream home there... didn't she?
That show was ace!
I had to do a double take... Linda Barker's name comes up on NOOL?
Bizarre. Even for NOOL. 
This stood out form the Wiki entry:
"Corby was voted the 9th worst town in Britain in a 2004 online poll" 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corby
there's even a map there.
Two ther nuggets from Wikipedia
TV Presenter Johnny Vaughan was a life-guard at the local swimming baths whilst attending the nearby Uppingham Public School.
Rapist Daniel Finlayson resided in Corby after being freed.
Corby's a shitehole, but it's our shitehole
As for that daft fuckin report that was in the Daily Mail, it was written by a TORY with less than two brain cells to rub together, trying to incite the right wingers who keep a low key in this town for their own safety. The report basically said that the town is full of White, thick as fuck and racist half-wits. She wouldnae last 5 minutes if she ventured here again.
It used to be 60/40 in favour of the Engerlish over the Scots (and Irish/Welsh), these days there are literally thousands of Serbs, Poles, Bulgarians etc... who are here for work in the Factory estates of Corby......and there are fucking loads of factories in Corby.
And anyone who is brave enough to slag down this town, I openly invite ye's fer a night out on the piss with me 
:D
Yep,sounds good to me.Shall we begin our piss-fest at Corby's top night spot..... The Flailing Fist.
Oh the irony of it all.
Having my home town slated by a load of Stig of the Dump types themselves.
Peasants!
