So, you hate your job?
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S WORSE AS IN BAD-->WORSE-->WORST ??
AND YES I AM SHOUTING
:p
Dear me Nicos, having your Engerlish corrected by someone who sounds like the love interest in a 70's spy movie.
Going into hiding for a few years now.
Oh dear God, now I've read it all...
Nicos, I think I better listen to some 'Fine Time' now.
Spotnick wrote: It could be worst (click here)
nic,you're english grammar is terrible.......
then again my french int up to much.....
je voudrais un biere?
jacout de la radio
ouvrir la fenetre
i'll get me coat
Can't say that I was dying to know about an elephant's guide to sex, but thanks for sharing that info anyway 
the thought of the results being "airlifted in giants condoms across America" is gonna have me laughing all day.
I just gave Littleinoil his first French lesson.
We made up a song called "Where is the Duck".
Then we counted the ducks (thankfully, there were only eleven, I don't know the French for Twelve!)
Nic, just in case he makes me write it down, is it le canard or la?
PS Yes I do, it's douze. It was a joke.
Has anyone noticed that I've been pissed each time I've been on here for the past week or so?
I'm pissed on really expensive Rhone wine tonight. Vacqueyras. Cost une bleeeding fortune. Lovely though.
In a bit I will eat a bit of Brie. From Somerset!
Do I win quarente Francs?
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Nicos, how the hell did you come across that one?
Just read the article.
Nic, I think you should answer Jeff's question.
We might not want to hang around with you any more...
Spotnick wrote: It could be worst (click here)
nic,you're english grammar is terrible.......
then again my french int up to much.....
je voudrais un biere?
jacout de la radio
ouvrir la fenetre
i'll get me coat
Well, I do try my best... french is so much more difficult than enlish, I should know better.
Thanks Maya for pointing it out 
BIGINOIL wrote: I just gave Littleinoil his first French lesson.
We made up a song called "Where is the Duck".
Then we counted the ducks (thankfully, there were only eleven, I don't know the French for Twelve!)
Nic, just in case he makes me write it down, is it le canard or la?
LE canard... LA cane.
Canard is the male one, Cane is the female one.
Do I win quarente Francs?
If you can still find some... maybe in Switzerland since they didn't switch to Euros ;)
Hell of an article.....
I had a friend in high school who helped his parents business for breeding horses. We used to come and laugh and make fun of him while he was shoulder deep in the insemination process. Amazing how he would just push his arm in nd the mare would just sit their, not flinching or anything....
But then it wasn't an elephant.
EdelBrock wrote: ...he was shoulder deep in the insemination process. Amazing how he would just push his arm in nd the mare would just sit their, not flinching or anything....
I've known a few girls like that.
BIGINOIL wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: ...he was shoulder deep in the insemination process. Amazing how he would just push his arm in nd the mare would just sit their, not flinching or anything....
I've known a few girls like that.
Morgues are great for pulling are'nt they?
EdelBrock wrote: Hell of an article.....
I had a friend in high school who helped his parents business for breeding horses. We used to come and laugh and make fun of him while he was shoulder deep in the insemination process. Amazing how he would just push his arm in nd the mare would just sit their, not flinching or anything....
But then it wasn't an elephant.
A decent mate would just pass him the spunk bucket..No questions asked.
Boatraceface wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Hell of an article.....
I had a friend in high school who helped his parents business for breeding horses. We used to come and laugh and make fun of him while he was shoulder deep in the insemination process. Amazing how he would just push his arm in nd the mare would just sit their, not flinching or anything....
But then it wasn't an elephant.
A decent mate would just pass him the spunk bucket..No questions asked.
Yeah, that.
I went into a shop in New Cross today, and outside was a woman dressed as a big foam cigarette handing out leaflets about Nicorette gum and patches.
When I came out, a huge pissed Rasta bloke was hassling her asking for some spare change.
Oh, the strange girl. F*ck, what's her name again? wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
EdelBrock wrote: Hell of an article.....
I had a friend in high school who helped his parents business for breeding horses. We used to come and laugh and make fun of him while he was shoulder deep in the insemination process. Amazing how he would just push his arm in nd the mare would just sit their, not flinching or anything....
But then it wasn't an elephant.
A decent mate would just pass him the spunk bucket..No questions asked.
Yeah, that.
You're probably right.....but it was so much more fun to poke fun while he was doing his poking.
