His Holiness, The Pope wrote: As the recent thread about footballers' pendulous cocks makes all too evident, no one's desire can be safely contained or channeled into a straight/gay binary opposition. Or as Jimbo on South Park said: "Hell, we're all a little gay!" The very fact that men can judge other men in terms of handsomeness is evidence of this bisexual tendency shared by all people to some extent.
Wrong on so many levels. Reportedly pendulous appendages on footballers can be a source of tittilation,especially when it is their manager passing comment ( E.g.Fergie calling Dion Dublin's knob 'Magnificent' is just funny,not bi/gay/straight or sexual in any way whatsoever) Everything else you write there,is just a Pontiff pontificating.. You don't understand this aspect of our culture,clearly.