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Which Way Do You Roll Your Toilet Paper?

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And for £40 - name that film!

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The line "toilet paper hung in illegal overhand position" or something comes to mind, but no clue as to the source.

Myself? Well, there are some things that even a geek like me wont expend neural cpu cycles on...as long as it gets shit off me arse and mops up the blood from me thighs, I'm cool with it :thumb:

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Over :thumb:

Under looks wrong and is less aesthetically pleasing.:crazy:

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Why haven't you two voted? No good commenting without voting, defeats the object.

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Over. Over-uh!

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what is toilet paper :confused2:

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Over for me too, just in case i get one of those little bastard Andrex puppies running into the house. Over creates more resistance, unless some physics swot wants to prove me wrong.

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NOOLigan wrote: what is toilet paper :confused2:

You still using yer hand in the dunny, Ron? :idea:

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EITHER IS FINE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE- SITTING OR STANDING? ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT EITHER IS FINE AS LONG AS IT'S FRONT TO BACK NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND

SORRY FOR THE CAPITALIZATION, JUST BEEN ON MSN WITH MY BROTHER BWAHAHAHAHA

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NObabe wrote: EITHER IS FINE BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ARSE- SITTING OR STANDING?

I prefer to wipe standing up for a proper arse clench:thumb:

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Please keep this thread clear for which way you roll your toilet paper.

There is another one for arse-wiping.

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Burt Reynolds wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: what is toilet paper :confused2:

You still using yer hand in the dunny, Ron? :idea:

I have a bidet. :)

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Funny you should ask that, Col, cause I noticed today it's rolled under and I swear I thought it was rather unusual which definitely makes me an 'over' toilet person then. You opened my eyes today to what shitting can do and I appreciate it :thumb:

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Do I win 40 sheets?

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used :thumb:

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:spits:

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Over. The sheer amount of bog roll the fairer sex get through,is summat else is'nt it? Do they eat it or make dresses out of it? :shrug: I'm fucked if I know how it all goes so fast in our house.

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Yes it never ceases to amaze me.

When my mate let his bird move in with him, I bought them the biggest bag of bog rolls in the shop as a housewarming gift. There were about sixty of them.

He was laughing when I arrived with them, not laughing a couple of days later when he had to go out in the pissing rain in the middle of the night to get some more.

:laugh:

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We put people in space,and all kinds of wonderful things.Surely in this day and age,every bird should come with her own Andrex discount.

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Missy Jem wrote: Over :thumb:

Under looks wrong and is less aesthetically pleasing.:crazy:

I didn't realize that you kids even had indoor plumbing in Horwich...

how POSH!

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whatever way she wants it to hang....one more thing for world peace I suppose...:lol:

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Round (& Round)...

Snorri xxx

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over ..under...what about precise folding and tearing of the news of the world

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I represent minority:cry:

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Over :thumb:

Under looks wrong and is less aesthetically pleasing.:crazy:

I didn't realize that you kids even had indoor plumbing in Horwich...

how POSH!

We don't we have a pit. But we still use toilet paper :p

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NOOLigan wrote: what is toilet paper :confused2:

Arse bandage in Aussie :nod:

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Steve Lea wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: what is toilet paper :confused2:

Arse bandage in Aussie :nod:

:thumb: glad to see humour is alive and well in Saaf Africa.

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fat bob (arek p.) wrote: I represent minority:cry:

:uhoh: ditto..

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Missy Jem wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Over :thumb:

Under looks wrong and is less aesthetically pleasing.:crazy:

I didn't realize that you kids even had indoor plumbing in Horwich...

how POSH!

We don't we have a pit. But we still use toilet paper :p

oooooh...sophisticates...we have to use leaves...it's really a pain when there are nothing but pine trees around...

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