I'm Back!!!!!!! :evil4:

Sorry, guys and gals, but I took a vacation from the Internet last week. It was spring break at CU, I had been spending way too much time online and I needed a breather. But I'm back, and all the better for it.

Or worse, not sure which

Anyway, I have a new job: associate editor for the "Open Letters" section of the popular (but non-paying website McSweeneys. Basically I sift through the submissions and pick out ones that I think are worthy, then pass them along to the big editor of the section. I just started today, and I'm having fun with it. I don't get any cash for it (thus I can't quit my grocery-store gig), but it certainly looks good to any future employers

Now if only I could find my sheep...I mean, the girl of my dreams. Not the sheep.

Apologies, but i didnt notice you'd gone Tabs..

here's a pick me-up:

Hey Tabs! Welcome back!! And yeah, I for one noticed you were a bit on the AWOL side.

Oh and, ETA [edited to add]--

Burt Reynolds wrote: Apologies, but i didnt notice you'd gone Tabs..

here's a pick me-up:

That lamb's got style, it's got class. But most of all...

It's got BAAAAA technique.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Apologies, but i didnt notice you'd gone Tabs..

here's a pick me-up:

How'd you find a pic of my last girlfriend? Heidi, you said I was your first and only...

You Tabsy, I actually did think "wonder where that mildly amusing seppo went" :D

Hooky(?) looks a bit gay in yer avatar there Sunshine.

[Monty Python]

And there was much rejoicing.....

......yay!

[/Monty Python]

Welcome back.....you know you'll always be here.

Taboo # 7 wrote: Sorry, guys and gals, but I took a vacation from the Internet last week. It was spring break at CU, I had been spending way too much time online and I needed a breather. But I'm back, and all the better for it.

Or worse, not sure which

Anyway, I have a new job: associate editor for the "Open Letters" section of the popular (but non-paying website McSweeneys. Basically I sift through the submissions and pick out ones that I think are worthy, then pass them along to the big editor of the section. I just started today, and I'm having fun with it. I don't get any cash for it (thus I can't quit my grocery-store gig), but it certainly looks good to any future employers

Now if only I could find my sheep...I mean, the girl of my dreams. Not the sheep.

Welcome back young Master Tabbsy. Your presence was, indeed, missed.

(Pssst-- you have some wool in your teeth. ;) )

SHIT

ROCKET MICK wrote: SHIT

Wrong thread, Mick!

Who the fuck are you?

well, now at your new job you may finally learn the meaning of quality control. Welcome back and congratulations on your new "Job".

jonathan wrote: Welcome back and congratulations on your new "Job".

Again, wrong thread...

Snorri xxx

Doctor? wrote: You Tabsy, I actually did think "wonder where that mildly amusing seppo went" :D

Hooky(?) looks a bit gay in yer avatar there Sunshine.

Well, the dollmaker that I used didn't quite have anything close to what Hooky looked like, so I had to make use of some sort of semi-younger-ish. Ah well. At least Steve and Barney and Gillian looked cute.

And Tabs, whatever Doc said, Ditto!

Pah! I still have you beat in the hiatus dept Tabsy.

Sir: :CHUNKS wrote: Pah! I still have you beat in the hiatus dept Tabsy.

yeah i dont think "i'm back" posts should be allowed unless you were gone a month or more!

a week?! c'mon now! :P

City til I Cry and Cry and Cry wrote:

Sir: :CHUNKS wrote: Pah! I still have you beat in the hiatus dept Tabsy.

yeah i dont think "i'm back" posts should be allowed unless you were gone a month or more!

a week?! c'mon now! :P

Yeah...at least my "Absence" was about a year and a half or some shite like that.

I love how I announced that "I'm back" earlier this week, and then...this is the first time I've posted since then

Paradox :p

Anyway, I'll try and maintain my usual quota of shite posts in the coming months (summer is always a good time to waste here )

I'm back too.

Hassel the Hoff wrote: I'm back too.

What. The. Hell.

shut up, sunshine. shut up, sunshine. shut up, sunshine.

'Sunshine' Valley Music Junkie wrote:

Hassel the Hoff wrote: I'm back too.

What. The. Hell.

shut up, sunshine. shut up, sunshine. shut up, sunshine.

Go on say what you really want to say.