How do you wipe your arse?

:moon:

Never stand up unless you have to.

Code of lazy conduct.

standing.

I love how Maya answers the cutting important questions with her polls.

standing up.

With one foot on the sink

Sorry, I've just realised that what I want to say requires a new thread.

I've just spotted a thread on the sane side called "How many times a day do you listen to New Order"

And what are we talking about?

Sums it up, really!

gazman wrote: With one foot on the sink

You Animal. Funny!

BIGINOIL wrote: I've just spotted a thread on the sane side called "How many times a day do you listen to New Order"

And what are we talking about?

Sums it up, really!

shit.

Boatraceface wrote:

gazman wrote: With one foot on the sink

You Animal. Funny!

What??

Doesnt everybody

:D

gazman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

gazman wrote: With one foot on the sink

You Animal. Funny!

What??

Doesnt everybody

:D

Not Ron He has a bidet! Nowt flash..We've all had a piss in a bidet.

Boatraceface wrote:

gazman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

gazman wrote: With one foot on the sink

You Animal. Funny!

What??

Doesnt everybody

:D

Not Ron He has a bidet! Nowt flash..We've all had a piss in a bidet.

I lied, but I'm telling the truth now.

NOOLigan wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

gazman wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

gazman wrote: With one foot on the sink

You Animal. Funny!

What??

Doesnt everybody

:D

Not Ron He has a bidet! Nowt flash..We've all had a piss in a bidet.

I lied, but I'm telling the truth now.

just a piss? or did you not get that drunk?

Animals don't wipe... is this the one truly unique thing that makes us human beings?

I wonder who first started it... wiping, i mean

pumped full of drugs wrote: Animals don't wipe... is this the one truly unique thing that makes us human beings?

I wonder who first started it... wiping, i mean

George Bush is an arsewipe.Could trace his ancestry for some answers? Illiminate him from enquiries,so to speak.

standing

Sitting, and possible a quick polish after standing.

This forum proves my long held belief that if you talk shite long enough, you eventually end up talking ABOUT shite.

The best I can...

Please, no more of this. Is nothing sacred?

BIGINOIL wrote: Never stand up unless you have to.

Code of lazy conduct.

pumped full of drugs wrote: Animals don't wipe... is this the one truly unique thing that makes us human beings?

Dogs do

Minx wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: Animals don't wipe... is this the one truly unique thing that makes us human beings?

Dogs do

Right along the good carpet, thats why your better off with wooden flooring.... ...hold on thats a different thread

:D

gazman wrote:

Right along the good carpet, thats why your better off with wooden flooring....

Amen to that

ha ha

NObabe wrote:

gazman wrote:

Right along the good carpet, thats why your better off with wooden flooring....

Amen to that

ha ha

Had you in mind when i wrote that

I sit down and then drag my arse along the carpet, I learn't it from a dog.

FATS wrote: I sit down and then drag my arse along the carpet, I learn't it from a dog.

...............Funny Bloke Fats..........