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Do you use toilet paper when you piss?

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  • Yes 7 (41%)
  • No 7 (41%)
  • I just bang the drips off on the cistern 3 (18%)

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The questions you were too afraid to ask :nod:

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Remember if you shake it more than three times, you're having fun.

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I thought I had. :confused2: :D

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Sorry, I just woke up :sleep:

:lol:

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NOOLigan wrote: Remember if you shake it more than three times, you're having fun.

and have a good shiver....

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Ummmm...

No comment...? :deal:

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I wash my hands before and after...

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Steve One wrote: I wash my hands before and after...

It's called obsessive compulsive disorder here where I come from, that urge to wash your hands repeatedly :deal:

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NObabe wrote:

Steve One wrote: I wash my hands before and after...

It's called obsessive compulsive disorder here where I come from, that urge to wash your hands repeatedly :deal:

I wash them about 10 times a day. I thought that was quite normal! I've not got OCD, i just think that other people touch things i touch (fuck off with the jokes!) and you dont know their hygiene habits.

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Steve One wrote:

I wash them about 10 times a day. I've not got OCD

Counting is a symptome too :nod:

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Nah, just stamp me feet.

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there's a boozer near me that still has peanuts in a bowl on the bar. :nono:

and i know that if there's no one in bog central at the time with me, then I don't wash my mitts. So that's why i never eat nuts at the bar. coz there's bound to be people like me about.

:nod:

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NObabe wrote:

Steve One wrote: I wash my hands before and after...

It's called obsessive compulsive disorder here where I come from, that urge to wash your hands repeatedly :deal:

From working in the chemical industry, it's more important to wash your hands before than after!

There's a great bit in John Irvings 'A son of the circus' where tissue is in the gents and one bloke is seen using it by a servant cleaning the toilets. Both feel odd about this, the bloke because he doesn't know if he's the only one who does this, the servant because he'd always put the tissues there assuming they were for noses. Excellent book.

Yes.

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Steve One wrote:

NObabe wrote:

Steve One wrote: I wash my hands before and after...

It's called obsessive compulsive disorder here where I come from, that urge to wash your hands repeatedly :deal:

I wash them about 10 times a day. I thought that was quite normal! I've not got OCD, i just think that other people touch things i touch (fuck off with the jokes!) and you dont know their hygiene habits.

Sensible man Steve, I also wash my hands regular,working in a hospital does that to you though,and to answer the original question,sometimes

:smoking:

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only if I've pissed on the toilet...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: only if I've pissed on the toilet...

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

be sweet and wipe the seat

:thumb:

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yeah and if you leave hairs too :YUK:

Fancy a new poll?

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We aim to please,

You aim too please

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NObabe wrote: yeah and if you leave hairs too :YUK:

Fancy a new poll?

:crazy:

No thanks, unless its about something nice... :laugh:

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having second thoughts Johnny.

:evil4::evil4:

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:laugh:

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I wash my hands and take a pee at the same time especially on the cold mornings

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FATS wrote: I wash my hands and take a pee at the same time especially on the cold mornings

You're a builder!

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James Thomas wrote:

FATS wrote: I wash my hands and take a pee at the same time especially on the cold mornings

You're a builder!

No...just a perverted kind of person.

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Whats toilet paper?

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I am impressed of the high standards of questions at NOOL:evil4:

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