Do you inspect what you've left before flushing?

How else will you know when it's time to go to the doctors?

Are you having gastrological problems?

ah yes.

BIGINOIL wrote: How else will you know when it's time to go to the doctors?

good point, well made

Na there is nothing like inspecting a top quality double backer. A veritable start to a log cabin. No shame here.

"inspect" is a bit strong, but a quick glance to make sure it's not black or laced with blood always works a treat.

I gots to know

Because sometimes you will be amazed at what just came out of you

yeah, all the time. Funny you say that, because I went to the bathroom today, and upon inspecting the contents before I flushed, I saw Robert Smith and the rest of the Cure in there. Nevertheless, I flushed.............

NOOLigan wrote: Are you having gastrological problems?

ah yes.

Sometimes, specially when I'm not feeling so well

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

erm...yeah...but I tend to scoop it out and use it as a toy for an hour or two...then flush...

oh, for ffs Jeff.......you just reminded me of a disgusting story that ran in the old Forced Exposure magazine.......

oh yes,seem to be doin a lot of them "tan" coloured babs these days...

yeah, all the time. Funny you say that, because I went to the bathroom today, and upon inspecting the contents before I flushed, I saw Robert Smith and the rest of the Cure in there. Nevertheless, I flushed.............

Superb Jon, GENIUS

usually not interested in counting the corn or popping out the measuring tape......just flush' em I say

Usually just a glance to see that there are no 15 foot tapeworms :barf: or anything very wrong down there

Also, has anyone ever felt like they just took the mother of all shits, only to find barely a trace of evidence? That always fucks w/ my mind something grand. (Sorry for the grossness, I blame fatigue and lack of sleep).

If you've wiped your arse,then the toilet paper is on top of your 'deposit' surely?

only after a meal with corn in it

Have we stooped this low?!!!! Surely a contender for the most gross thread of the year. In saying that I notice it was started by one of our mainland European cousins who all seem obsessed with bodily excretions. Most places you go from Germany eastwards have those platform toilets where you can't help but "inspect" before you flush. Not in France though. They use holes in the ground the dirty bastards!

I spend half my life in tropical paradise and the other half in England. When I get back the UK the first solid "movement" call it what you want is like passing a fucking shoe box, the bastard has corners on it and I need gas and air.

Cheers

Jon Murphy wrote: yeah, all the time. Funny you say that, because I went to the bathroom today, and upon inspecting the contents before I flushed, I saw Robert Smith and the rest of the Cure in there. Nevertheless, I flushed.............

I saw what you did...WFTSC

I don't know what you're talking about....I deny everything....it must have been a typo!!

Doctor? wrote: "inspect" is a bit strong

Doc, do you inspect the content on the sheet too?

Changing the subject slightly, but concerning the same topical question....Has anyone ever looked down into one of the shit pits at Glastonbury....christ almighty the stink.:bag:

FATS wrote: Changing the subject slightly, but concerning the same topical question....Has anyone ever looked down into one of the shit pits at Glastonbury....christ almighty the stink.:bag:

Based just upon that...........I have withdrawn my application..........sod that.